Dating Thread

[Jayne]

Thought i'd just add this, for all you foot loose and fancy free business people and those who are just born flirts :lol:


Post your offers here, free dating service :lol:


Yes i'm bored Alpha :lol:

Jayne

 

[uksbc]

Yes i'm bored

is that bored jayne or are you looking for luuurrrve?? :shock:

 

[Jayne]

No not me, I've had the same one for 18 years, one's bad enough thank you, don't want another one :lol:

I just felt like doing a bit of match making, why should I suffer alone :lol:

Jayne

 

[Coding Monkey]

Aren't there only 4 females on this forum?

I'll take whichever one has the most money :twisted:

 

[steve atkinson]

nic 4 me please

 

[Jayne]

That would probably be Fastfences blow up doll then...about 40 quids worth I think he said :lol:

Jayne

 

[Coding Monkey]

But he took it back, so I guess I'll have to take the next person. Claire recently sold some paintings. I'm sure she'll have some money somewhere.

 

[uksbc]

mmmm...4 ladies, 2700 members! i dont like those odds. :cry:

off now to drum up some female members :twisted:

 

[Asteeleleith]

Yes indeed Claire is a georgeous babe, and i think she knows it.

Alas two reasons y i cannot touch, she is married, and indeed i am also spoken for. Still a littlle harmless flurting never hurt. Even i am game for that while the cat is away! Blast, don;t believe i just said that

I am a good boy really!

Al

 

[sparklyscotty]

4 women? That can't be right! Me, Nic, Jayne, Kate, Claire... well there's 5 off the top of my head.
Jayne are you sneakily trying to wind up business for a sideline???
-Angel-

 

[Admiral Collections]

Lol, Jayne you are naughty!


Not much choice have you guys And I think only me and Claire have our pics up. Jayne get your pic on seeing as your Queen of the forum! :lol:

Nic :wink:

 

[Admiral Collections]

Thanks Steve, 1 in 2695 aint bad!


Nic :wink:

 

[Asteeleleith]

Yes indeed Claire is a georgeous babe, and i think she knows it.

Alas two reasons y i cannot touch, she is married, and indeed i am also spoken for. Still a littlle harmless flurting never hurt. Even i am game for that while the cat is away! Blast, don;t believe i just said that

I am a good boy really!

Al

I think i would add nic to that list as well now

Are you single nic?

 

[Denny]

Yes indeed Claire is a georgeous babe, and i think she knows it.

Alas two reasons y i cannot touch, she is married, and indeed i am also spoken for. Still a littlle harmless flurting never hurt. Even i am game for that while the cat is away! Blast, don;t believe i just said that

I am a good boy really!

Al

I think i would add nic to that list as well now

Are you single nic?

I am going to give this a go even though my odds arent looking too good!!!


Denny

 

[Asteeleleith]

nothing ventured nothing gained Denny!

Good luck

Al

 

[uksbc]

nothing ventured nothing gained

i have to say from experience with women it is usually whenever i venture i lose everything :x

i should just ask people on a first date - "ok what do you want me to give you? my house, my car, my kids, my money..... anything else?"

not that i am bitter!! :evil:

 

[Jayne]

Yes indeed Claire is a georgeous babe, and i think she knows it.

Alas two reasons y i cannot touch, she is married, and indeed i am also spoken for. Still a littlle harmless flurting never hurt. Even i am game for that while the cat is away! Blast, don;t believe i just said that

I am a good boy really!

Al

I think i would add nic to that list as well now

Are you single nic?

I am going to give this a go even though my odds arent looking too good!!!


Denny

Hi Denny :wink:

Have you posted about yourself in the introduction section yet?

Welcome to the forum :lol:

Jayne

 

[clairemackaness]

Hi Guys,

Thanks for the flattery Astlee and Mac, Trust me I'm really not as attractive as the photo suggests, it was a professional studio that airbrushed that! LOL

I dont have any money either so really I'm not very good potential wise. I think you should stick to Nic!

 

[Coding Monkey]

Rejected! Curses

 

[clairemackaness]

I didn't say that Mac, I gave you the chance to reject me! LOL

 

[Coding Monkey]

We both know that's womens talk for "not interested"

I'll take the hint

 

[clairemackaness]

Wooooo, you so dont get me do you?!?!

By the way how old are you?

 

[Coding Monkey]

Essex girls. Always proved a mystery.

21

 

[uksbc]

Essex girls. Always proved a mystery

mac,

this is not exclusive to girls from essex mate

 

[fastfences]

Yes indeed Claire is a georgeous babe, and i think she knows it. Al

Sort of. Don't forget we have seen only a photo. It may have been severely digitally enhanced or even airbrushed. Claire, in life, could be a real dragon and has 'doctored' he photo (if in fact it is hers :wink: ) simply to wind us up.

If her photo is real, well, she can join the gallery of 'good lookers' (soon to be formed by Ozzy) which will include me, of course, and Macmyday.

Cheers, Nigel

 

[Coding Monkey]

Flattery will get you everywhere, Nigel. Free website for that man.

Oh, no, wait....

 

[clairemackaness]

Check out my blog for a real me picture. Hair changed and glasses!!

 

[Coding Monkey]

Oh, I'm confused. Which one is meant to be the model?

 

[uksbc]

Oh, I'm confused. Which one is meant to be the model

cheeeessssy!!! class!!

 

[Coding Monkey]

Maybe my age put Claire off. I'll move all flirting energy onto Nic. But I already have her number :twisted:

 

[clairemackaness]

I always have time for a toyboy!

Flattery will get you everywhere! LOL

 

[Coding Monkey]

You can't live too far away either. I live right next to Essex

Dun-dun-dun :twisted:

 

[Admiral Collections]

Yes I am single Al. Is that my 2nd vote of 2600 whatever?


Nic :wink:

 

[Admiral Collections]

Yeah Im single no one will have me! :cry:

What are you giving a go Denny?


Nic :wink:

 

[Coding Monkey]

You already belong to me, Nic. Everyone else can get in line

 

[clairemackaness]

Am I gonna have to make you choose between me and Nic mac or does nic win, cause your scared of her Kosh?

 

[Coding Monkey]

You can both share me. I'm a generous man

 

[gapgb]

where's the barf emoticon when you need it

 

[Admiral Collections]

You couldn't handle it Mac! As for Nigel's comments regarding Clare's pic, Nige don't beat about the bush will ya mate 8)


Nic :wink:

 

[Jayne]

I'm not 100% sure, but I think Alpha's single.. He's got brains too

Jayne