Aliens are coming back

[BizGurl]

Aye, apparently, aliens are going to make a grand appearance tomorrow (Saturday) during the Olympic games as they're unhappy with how humans have been running the world.

Let's hope not, but do be on guard just in case.

 

[Beachcomber]

Is this based on anything you've seen / heard or have you been smoking the contents of the spice rack again?

 

[BizGurl]

What I've heard from someone who is always 'researching' this stuff. He's obsessed with the illuminati and is sure that something is going to happen at the olympics. He's deadly serious and is really worried.

PS: I don't smoke. I don't smoke anything. Could do with a drink though mind.

 

[vvaannmmaann]

Well I hope they have tickets.G4S won't let them in otherwise.

 

[internetspaceships]

Aye, apparently, aliens are going to make a grand appearance tomorrow (Saturday) during the Olympic games as they're unhappy with how humans have been running the world.

Let's hope not, but do be on guard just in case.

Can I haz some of whatever you're smoking please?

 

[terryuk]

Great maybe they can tell me the secret to a successful sandcastle

 

[internetspaceships]

Great maybe they can tell me the secret to a successful sandcastle

That's easy, it's called cement

 

[terryuk]

That's easy, it's called cement

You should get a job as a scientist

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/...-successful-sandcastle-a-splash-of-water.html

 

[Beachcomber]

He's obsessed with the illuminati ...............

So he might be a whack-job.

Or...............

Perhaps he's noticed the design of the stadium lights:

........which looks very similar to the well known Illuminati symbol of the all seeing eye:

..........which is on the US dollar bill:

............hmmm, does he still seem so nutty?

 

[BizGurl]

I'm into some of the illuminati stuff but things like this alien invasion just sounds a bit nutty, even to me, who is self-admittedly, QUACKERS!!

 

[captaincloser]

I heard they were coming in peace and had not confirmed the time. They say they will be here for teatime on Saturday...but does anyone really think they know when teatime is ?

Meanwhile ....

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/...on-shows-Curiosity-rover-landing-on-Mars.html

 

[matt seymour]

Typical bloody aliens!

Here we are hosting the greatest sporting event on earth and along they come to steal our thunder and overshadow the whole thing.

B*stards!

 

[BizGurl]

I see the buggers decided not to grace us with their presence.

Kinda disappointed lol. Was looking forward to it!

 

[terryuk]

I see the buggers decided not to grace us with their presence.

Kinda disappointed lol. Was looking forward to it!

I just had one trick or treat.

Showed him a trick or two

 

Whatever makes people think they ever left?:|

 

[terryuk]

There are a few places which get called 'Alien Like' including Apples new pod

It does make you wonder

 

[owas]

Looks they came


http://youtu.be/DbkYsIbM5rM

 

[hmmm]

they came in stealth.
they abducted our athletes then morphed into them.
its obvious that happened.we won far to many medals saturday

 

[captaincloser]

I think the aliens have infiltrated ukbf too. Erroneous Nut-job postings have risen to emotionally dangerous levels during the Olympics.

 

[BizGurl]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZoZy3VqS8E&feature=related

 

[Jeff FV]

No, no, no. You've got it wrong.

It was the inhabitants of Mars saying "The Aliens are coming":

https://twitter.com/MarsCuriosity/status/232354875189628929/photo/1

 

[owas]

Imagine this as an episode of spooks, MI5 find out that the US are planing a convert attack on London, to blame Iran which leads to a US/UK invasion, but the UK government unlike the last (7/7 + Iraq) don't want to allow this, so they sail a great big war ship down the Thames, call in the army, and put in place surface to air missiles, that are in radius to the US embassy, as a warning, and as a show of strength. just saying, it could be a good episode....

 

[hmmm]

So he might be a whack-job.

Or...............

Perhaps he's noticed the design of the stadium lights:

........which looks very similar to the well known Illuminati symbol of the all seeing eye:

..........which is on the US dollar bill:

............hmmm, does he still seem so nutty?

i find it very amusing the stadium looks the way it does with all the Illuminati stuff going around the net
its almost like the designers are having a laugh . i can just see them now giggling knowing that tongues would be waggling, minds working over time.
or
is there really something init
its almost like there telling you its real without actually telling. funny

 

[internetspaceships]

Ahhh so anything triangular or having a remotely pyramidal shape to it is now illuminati?

 

[hmmm]

i have no way of knowing
it seems a popular shape for some reason and has been for many peoples from many places for many years

 

[Jeff FV]

i have no way of knowing
it [triangle] seems a popular shape for some reason and has been for many peoples from many places for many years

possibly because the triangle is the most structurally strong shape there is.

 

[hmmm]

possibly because the triangle is the most structurally strong shape there is.

obviously a great answer
a symbol of strength power and clever design.
perfect

 

[simon field]

Always thought the strongest shape was a circle?:|

 

So someone like to explain to me why the Earth is not a triangle but a sphere.

 

[Jeff FV]

Always thought the strongest shape was a circle?:|

So someone like to explain to me why the Earth is not a triangle but a sphere.

Touche!

Yes, you are right, the circle is the strongest shape.

However, its quite hard to make circles*, triangles are much simpler as they can be manufactured from 3 straight edges.

And the earth is a sphere due to the uniform application of the force of gravity.

(I'm beginning to wish that these aliens would turn up and put us out of our misery)

J

(*awaits numerous examples of arches and domes to refute this assertion.)

 

(I'm beginning to wish that these aliens would turn up and put us out of our misery)

J

(*awaits numerous examples of arches and domes to refute this assertion.)

Me to ,but how comes they ride round in saucers and not balls.?:|

 

[hmmm]

Always thought the strongest shape was a circle?:|

you cant make a circle.only a cycle.
only the creator can do circles.so the illuminanti (if there is such a thing) i guess would choose next best...triangles

 

[hmmm]

Me to ,but how comes they ride round in saucers and not balls.?:|

balls?
thats a belittling name for such brains of intelligence that build ...........orbs

 

[Jeff FV]

Me to ,but how comes they ride round in saucers and not balls.?:|

Because they're not real?!

 

Because they're not real?!

Oh I thought it was so they did not spill tea on their Levi's:|

Course there real,loads of em infiltrated UKBF.

 

[Jeff FV]

Ooh - they are here! I said, THEY ARE HERE!!!!

I didn't spot them this morning, but have you seen the updated Google Doodle for today?

In case you're reading this tomorrow, not today, here's a pic. Its on Google, so it must be true:

 

[hmmm]

ha.
.funny.
telling without telling. superb

 

[hmmm]

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?f...a.83966166194.114278.527566194&type=1&theater

 

[Jeff FV]

That ^^ made me chuckle!

You might also like this:

source

 

[Root 66 Woodshop]

Despite the fact that we laugh and joke about the possibility of their being Aliens, we don't really know do we?

They've discovered that there was water on Mars, who is to say that there was not a race of beings up there? we certainly can't yet... can we?