Wrong to be amused?

[Nuno]

This one floated in front of me the other day:

1 x basic WP install with product pics but NOT ecomm.
175 product shots, which when clicked lead to:
Single page per product with enlargement and two location shots (175 pages)
Each product page to also include a 360 degree mouseover image,
with trade and domestic contacts details on each page.

Pics provided (but 4 separate pics instead of a real 360 degree,) but pics probably need resizing, tagging etc etc

Can we play guess the maximum budget per the punter? Closest one gets his phone number...

 

[ryedale]

£75 ?

 

[Faevilangel]

£100 and a bag of Maltesers

 

[MikeJ]

Christ, if that's the prize I'm not sure I want to win.

£300.

 

[SuffolkDesigns]

If I win please donate prize to charity
£174.98

 

[SwindonSteve]

£0 - But you get to put your name on the bottom of each page - Think of the exposure you'll get!

 

[UseYourWeb]

£0 - But you get to put your name one the bottom of each page - Think of the exposure you'll get!

wahaha I'm in for that deal

 

[ryedale]

Or perhaps it's the guaranteed share of non-existent future profits, that's always a a favorite

 

[10032012]

Install: £350
Pages: 175 * £50 = £8750
Total £9100

So, erm.. £9.10?

 

[IanG]

175 pages?

If you're daft.

 

[Excel Expert]

I get a very similar type of request in my business as well. They usually ask me to recreate Sage in Excel and expect to pay less than the basic Sage package costs in PC World.

 

[seoswat]

Or perhaps it's the guaranteed share of non-existent future profits, that's always a a favorite

hahaha yes this one always makes me chuckle. They are like "well if you do your job properly then the site will be a success"

To which i reply and say "so exactly what are you going to be doing?"

by the way, my guess is £50

 

[PicSpace]

I'm gonna guess £100?

 

[ryedale]

Come on then , entertain us. What was it ?

 

[InternetMarketer]

I will make a wild guess and say £80

 

[Nuno]

£100 plus a bag of Maltesers is leading the field at the moment.

 

[Clodbuster]

You guys vastly overate your worth anyway..........(ducking head and running away)

 

[Nuno]

Ok, just the Maltesers then.

 

[Faevilangel]

You guys vastly overate your worth anyway..........(ducking head and running away)

how dare you.... I have 21 children to feed

 

[ryedale]

Only 21.. pfft you have it easy

 

[Nuno]

1 Malteser each then. No unhealthy obesity or high sugar diet for them.

 

[Faevilangel]

Only 21.. pfft you have it easy

I still have 30 years to breed