What is your favourite salad?

[DancingWithPoodles]

let me know the ingredients . need to make a suprise dinner to a girl on Friday

 

[Lee Jones Jnr]

A surprise salad? You spoil her.

 

[LicensedToTrade]

Most girl's around your age prefer a fruit salad...

 

[Lee Jones Jnr]

Most girl's around your age prefer a fruit salad...

One hand over my mouth, one hand pointing at DWP as I say OOOOOOHHHHH!!!

 

[DancingWithPoodles]

am i stupid or what dont get it is this funny or what

 

[papverpoppies]

am i stupid or what dont get it is this funny or what

Very...........

There is a challenger to DWP

Pops ~xx~

 

[loubycee]

hee hee dwp these replies are fab

if you want a serious response then green leaves, olives, feta and oil usually delight

but honestly, still laughing at the replies you had before

 

[LicensedToTrade]

A surprise salad? You spoil her.

I suspect that the salad will be the least surprising thing compared to the surprise of finding DWP breaking into your home at 3 in the morning with a bowl of salad, some vinegarette and a rag doused in chloroform.

 

[Lee Jones Jnr]

I suspect that the salad will be the least surprising thing compared to the surprise of finding DWP breaking into your home at 3 in the morning with a bowl of salad, some vinegarette and a rag doused in chloroform.

Yeah I was shocked the first time he did that to me.

 

[LicensedToTrade]

Yeah I was shocked the first time he did that to me.

In my experience it is best not to struggle against him. Breath deep and head right on to snoozeville, a much more pleasant place to be when he starts to do his thing. Fortunately all he ever does is dress you up in women's clothes and point and laugh at you...

 

[papverpoppies]

I suspect that the salad will be the least surprising thing compared to the surprise of finding DWP breaking into your home at 3 in the morning with a bowl of salad, some vinegarette and a rag doused in chloroform.

Police Hunt.......for salad ******

Pops ~xx~

 

[LicensedToTrade]

Police Hunt.......for salad ******

Pops ~xx~

******? Damn it filtered me too, I'm guessing it starts with a t and ends in r?

 

[papverpoppies]

******? Damn it filtered me too, I'm guessing it starts with a t and ends in r?

Did not know it was a 'naughty' word.
Oh my, how times have changed.

Pops ~xx~

 

[LicensedToTrade]

Did not know it was a 'naughty' word.
Oh my, how times have changed.

Pops ~xx~

Next they will be telling me that 'Gay' means something other than happy.

I refuse to change how I speak. I'm a very gay person and I want the world to know it!

 

[kate1]

What sort of salad did you have in mind DWP?

 

[LicensedToTrade]

What sort of salad did you have in mind DWP?

Kate, your PM inbox is full

 

[kate1]

Cleared now

 

[papverpoppies]

Next they will be telling me that 'Gay' means something other than happy.

I refuse to change how I speak. I'm a very gay person and I want the world to know it!

Do you go forth with 'Gay' abandon?

Pops ~xx~

 

[LicensedToTrade]

Do you go forth with 'Gay' abandon?

Pops ~xx~

At every opportunity.

 

[AdamBeils]

tomatos,cucumber,some cheese,classic!!!

 

[LicensedToTrade]

tomatos,cucumber,some cheese,classic!!!

That sounds like something you would put on a burger rather than a salad in it's own right

 

[Parthelan]

Did not know it was a 'naughty' word.

Toss her .....

works for me .......

 

[papverpoppies]

Toss her .....

works for me .......

Clever toss her....

Pops ~xx~

 

[papverpoppies]

That sounds like something you would put on a burger rather than a salad in it's own right

Heck no.......why spoil a good burger.

Pops ~xx~

 

[darkestdreams]

it should be the law to have lettuce and cheese on a burger!

 

[papverpoppies]

it should be the law to have lettuce and cheese on a burger!

Heck no.........save the laws for things that matter
Whatever next, a law for committing a crime - never work!

Pops ~xx~

 

[DancingWithPoodles]

i want to make something with pawns cos they make women go crazy

 

[kate1]

Here DWP shes not a cat is she?

 

[DancingWithPoodles]

judging by the scratches on my back from when she last spent the night in my house she might be

 

[Lee Jones Jnr]

i want to make something with pawns cos they make women go crazy

Hand made chess set?

 

[kate1]

ooo errr easy tiger

 

[DancingWithPoodles]

when i was on a holiday i eat a salad from cucumber tomato cheese but cannot remember the name. thinkin of adding some prawns and should be good

 

[papverpoppies]

judging by the scratches on my back from when she last spent the night in my house she might be

Time you changed your bed, worn mattress springs are a s*d for doing that.

Pops ~xx~

 

[papverpoppies]

when i was on a holiday i eat a salad from cucumber tomato cheese but cannot remember the name. thinkin of adding some prawns and should be good

Cheese salad?

Pops ~xx~

 

[kate1]

Greek salad do you mean?

 

[DancingWithPoodles]

no greek salad is different i have been to greece but its different the one i am talking about i eat at bansko in bulgaria it was better than the greek one not sure about the name tho

 

[kate1]

What else was in it apart from cucumber tomato and cheese?

 

[DancingWithPoodles]

found it http://gazette.blackseaproperty.biz/articles/94.html

 

[DancingWithPoodles]

but will add some prawns

 

[kate1]

Looks very nice.