What BAD things have you done...confessions thread

[Otis Ogle]

Ah, it was handed out and taken back many times!

On NYE my friends sent out a txt to all of their phone books saying i was having a house party and to txt me to confirm - i was not impressed - came home to about 250 txts asking if they culd all come :|

I get it dished to me as much as i dish it out !

 

[blackandwhite1986]

haha thats a good one.

 

[seasonsonline]

Excellent posts peole, keep them coming! You do all the hard work, then I can sit back and read your mis-fortunes and bad behaviour, lol.

 

[Stephen Berry]

a more innocent one ...... at university, first time round, I broke into a friends room in hall one evening and hid in his wardrobe. He later came in, started getting undressed, opened the door of the wardrobe to hang his shirt up and I reached out, took the shirt and put it on a hanger. He leapt up startled, and, we still meet up periodically - I don't think he's forgiven me for taking years off his life in shock yet.


less innocent ones ...... as an ex-Finance Director, how long do you want the list to be....... ?

 

If we're gonna go for extremely funny ones........

We were partying in a flat one night, directly opposite another friends flat.
He was out for the evening, so we broke in and nicked all of his furniture, taking it across the hall to the other guys flat.
We drew a TV onto a large cardboard box, putting it in place, and made other furniture up out of junk, etc.
He was not a happy bunny when he came home, but it all worked out well in the end

Real bad stuff.... naw, I'm still an angel

 

[businessgad]

I used some washing powder of my friend when I was a student (20 years ago)
he still does not know about this

 

[SillyJokes]

I used some washing powder of my friend when I was a student (20 years ago)
he still does not know about this

He does now. Oh, you're in for it!

 

[Mattonella Tile Studio]

If we're gonna go for extremely funny ones........

We were partying in a flat one night, directly opposite another friends flat.
He was out for the evening, so we broke in and nicked all of his furniture, taking it across the hall to the other guys flat.
We drew a TV onto a large cardboard box, putting it in place, and made other furniture up out of junk, etc.
He was not a happy bunny when he came home, but it all worked out well in the end

Real bad stuff.... naw, I'm still an angel

We did something very similar to a guy, but then found out his girlfriend had just dumped him. We had about 3 minutes to get everything back in its place before he got back as his sense of humour wasn't there.

We managed it too , at least I think we did

 

[designs2print]

There was this one time, many years ago when I was going through a particularly low and dark time in my life. I very nearly, almost, said yes to a.................Cup of coffee!!!!!

I cant help but ask why do you hate coffee so much?! :|
Have you ever tried a cup of NESCAFÉ?

 

[designs2print]

Ahh i can think of one,

It was about 9 years ago, (was 22) me and a friend that actually lives 5 doors away from me

It was about 5 in the morning when we both was heading home from a night out with the lads, we was still
drunk, we was that drunk we didint want to go home yet.

So, we asked the taxi driver to drop us off about 3 streets away from where we live, (thinking about this makes me chuckle lol)

we was droped off on a street of terrace houses, with small front gardens, now it was summer time so everyone was decorating there front gardens with colourful flowers and chairs. It was like as if everyone was competing "My garden is better than yours, nur nur nur" kind of thing.

Anyway Guess what we decided to do lol....:|

We started from one end of the street to the other end,

We re-arranged everyone gardens the way we wanted, we evan took some flowers pots and put them on the cars infront of the houses.

The best one and funniest one was, we took some flower pots and chairs from one garden and put them in next doors garden and decorated it really nicely.

Omg, you would have have too see this to piss your self laughing. the funni thing was, the local newspaper (Advertiser) came down and took pictures and wrote a story about it. am looking for the story on the there website now...

 

[estwig]

I cant help but ask why do you hate coffee so much?! :|
Have you ever tried a cup of NESCAFÉ?

I don't hate coffee, the poofs who drink it, well that is another matter!!



No I haven't tried a cup of Nespoof!!

 

[Mattonella Tile Studio]

Estwig

If ever you're passing my showroom let me know and I'll make you a proper cup of coffee. A manly cup of coffee at that. You'll see the error of your tea drinking ways.

 

[MikeD08]

Think 1 drunken friend, 1 tube of polyfilla

I left before he woke up but understand that he wasn't overly amused

 

[.Spiralling.]

I cant help but ask why do you hate coffee so much?! :|
Have you ever tried a cup of NESCAFÉ?

surely if he had tried Nescafe, that would be reason enough to hate coffee! i love coffee, but you won't catch me drinking that crap.

(Quite apart from the fact that Nescafe is made by Nestle, who we still boycott in this house)

 

[designs2print]

Estwig

If ever you're passing my showroom let me know and I'll make you a proper cup of coffee. A manly cup of coffee at that. You'll see the error of your tea drinking ways.

I'm tempted to take you up on that offer!

Martin Banks

 

[lockie]

Talking of practical jokes had quite a sneaky little one done to me recently.A "mate" changed the language setting on my phone to some unkown language which didnt even have a normal alphabet. It was only when i found someelse with the same phone model i was able to reset it as i couldnt navigate to the setting not knowing this mad language it was set to.

Good gag though, i did laugh.

 

[blackandwhite1986]

Done a classic this weekend. I had a few of the lads round.The Beers were flowing and i sat down and heard a crunch. The remains of my girlfriends hair straighteners quickly sobered me up, so being the mate I am, tucked them underneath my mate who had passed out on the floor.

The missus walks in and goes ballistic, hes got to pay my girlfriend £110.

 

[Stephen Berry]

Time for another confession.
many years ago, a friend and his family went on holiday. They gave me the keys to their house to check it occassionally, stop the post piling up etc etc.

I emptied the entire contents of a bottle of fairy liquid into the downstairs toilet cistern on the morning of their (later) return - when they flushed it, the bubbles kept coming, and kept coming, and poured out over the rim of the toilet bowl.

that wasn't the worst - I'd put their house on the market with a local estate agent the day before they got back - so they returned to see the 'for sale' sign - but there was insufficient time for the estate agent to arrange visits - so I did exercise some kindness

 

[sm1]

I'd put their house on the market with a local estate agent the day before they got back - so they returned to see the 'for sale' sign - but there was insufficient time for the estate agent to arrange visits - so I did exercise some kindness

That's really bad!!

 

[blackandwhite1986]

that wasn't the worst - I'd put their house on the market with a local estate agent the day before they got back - so they returned to see the 'for sale' sign - but there was insufficient time for the estate agent to arrange visits - so I did exercise some kindness

Stephen Berry, you are my new hero. Putting their house on the market, now that is a stroke of genius.

 

[Stephen Berry]

Stephen Berry, you are my new hero. Putting their house on the market, now that is a stroke of genius.

They did get their revenge. Not too long afterwards I went out with their daughter. We returned from a holiday in Italy to find that my house had a huge banner across the entire front of it announcing
"Congratulations on your engagement"

we parted (un-engaged) about a year later!