The last word thread

And we're off!

Jack Russell's legs are to short.

 

[Nuno]

I prefer to call it flexability.

I try to avoid anything that has endosperms in it.:|

Wrong thread: S/B in 'what is wrong with the UK' surely?

What is wrong etc etc: Old fart wiki whores who pretend they know something.

 

[businessfunding]

And we're off!

Was that a horse burger joke?

 

[kulture]

Clearly if the personal comments continue I will have to lock the thread AND GET THE LAST WORD!!!!

 

[simon field]

The rest of us would then collectively infiltrate sift media as future geeky employees (or the janitor) and use our hacktastic abilities to unlock the thread, kidnap you, and feed you into the 'tunnel of goats'.

You don't even want to know what that is, it's so horrible

 

[vvaannmmaann]

The rest of us would then collectively infiltrate sift media as future geeky employees (or the janitor) and use our hacktastic abilities to unlock the thread, kidnap you, and feed you into the 'tunnel of goats'.

You don't even want to know what that is, it's so horrible

This guy has been in there.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/man-who-sex-goat-banned-2191081

And probably a good point to close the thread and declare me the winner!

 

[MikeJ]

Congratulations!

 

[simon field]

No No No No No No No!

 

[MikeJ]

Ooops, sorry.

Pretend I didn't say that.

 

[simon field]

Ok, no worries Mike.

 

[MikeJ]

Thanks. (message too short. Stupid rule)

 

[MikeJ]

ooh, there's a though. The last person to thank a person on this thread would, technically, have the last word.

 

[vvaannmmaann]

Thanks



4321

 

[Beachcomber]

 

[vvaannmmaann]

No goats involved? Non story.

 

[businessfunding]

Break away thread eh? Dirty tricks afoot.

 

[vvaannmmaann]

Don't blame me.Mr Field dragged the goats into the thread.
Thankfully he didn't mention the Prime Minister of New Zealand,his daughter and an octopus.

 

[businessfunding]

Thanks. (message too short. Stupid rule)

I really never understood that rule

I wonder if the Sport story is true? I expect Earl will know..

 

[Jennie Rich]

Crikey. I go on leave for a week and come back to stories about Michael Jackson's ghost doing unspeakable things to monkies.

I'm shocked.

 

[businessfunding]

The Internet never sleeps

Ind I think I'm I with a chance with Catherine zeta jones

 

[internetspaceships]

The Internet never sleeps

Ind I think I'm I with a chance with Catherine zeta jones

Probably banned for life for speaking my mind.

 

[vvaannmmaann]

Crikey. I go on leave for a week and come back to stories about Michael Jackson's ghost doing unspeakable things to monkies.

I'm shocked.

As was the monkey.

 

[businessfunding]

Probably banned for life for speaking my mind.

Oh dear. Again...

 

[Eina26]

So, we just post anything just to have the last word? awesome!

 

[simon field]

Yes, it is awesome.

There's already been an agreement that it's going to be me though, so might as well leave it at that.

 

[businessfunding]

Did you get the agreement signed?

 

[vvaannmmaann]

Verbal contract (with himself)

 

[businessfunding]

I have lots of those....

 

[simon field]

Fair comments all, looks like I've failed.

 

[vvaannmmaann]

And remember,being second is being the first loser!

 

[simon field]

That is very true, well pointed out.

 

[businessfunding]

It's better to have loved an lost that to end up married to a psycho

 

[simon field]

Indeed, however, love is a bourgeois construct.

 

[vvaannmmaann]

Very good old boy,how's the pet shop going?

 

[businessfunding]

I've been quiet for too long. Just saying.

 

[simon field]

Thanks for sharing!

 

[businessfunding]

Thanks for sharing!

No problem

 

[simon field]

You waste far too much time on here IMHO, why not do the right thing and tend to your business / partner / plants / goldfish?

Lots of credibility and kudos awaits you, we'll all think you're marvellous!

 

[businessfunding]

I'm just off to give blood

They even give me a little card to tell me I'm marvellous!

 

[vvaannmmaann]

Just you be careful that they don't take more than an armful.