Seeking advice

[Dawg]

Haven't bothered to read the thread, so apologies if a bit bumsaucey, but this not wanting to leave the house... does Citizen-E have an electronic ankle bracelet adornment perhaps? For being a naughty boy; (or sad enough to get nicked anyway)?

 

[*Lexxy*]

hmmm, i hadn't considered that Dawg. perhaps this could explain his evasive answers? who knows, we never have enough information to come to any real conclusions with Nick.

p.s. thanks for the new word to add to my vocabulary, 'bumsaucey'!

 

[davidshaw89]

How on earth did you manage to get rid of the adobes? can I see a photo of the 1 remaining adobe?

 

[Scott-Copywriter]

Dude

email me your CV

[email protected]

There must be something you can do self employed

Save these poor lads and lasses the grief

If you're going to give him some work then usually I'd severely warn you. However, as you're a competitor, I can only see the subsequent damage as a positive thing .

 

[citizen_erased]

Why does everyone hate me on here? Leah is the only person who has offered me help, god bless her heart! x

 

[Scott-Copywriter]

Why does everyone hate me on here? Leah is the only person who has offered me help, god bless her heart! x

Because you've been asking the same questions for the last two years, you've been given lots of help/advice and you've acted on none of it. Now you persist on asking the same questions over and over when no one is prepared to waste their time helping you and it's becoming very tedious.

 

[estwig]

I don't hate you Nick, I have offered to help you Nick, bless me too???

 

[estwig]

Because you've been asking the same questions for the last two years, you've been given lots of help/advice and you've acted on none of it. Now you persist on asking the same questions over and over when no one is prepared to waste their time helping you and it's becoming very tedious.

If it is becoming so tedious, why do you spend so much time in this thread, posting about it??

 

[citizen_erased]

How on earth did you manage to get rid of the adobes? can I see a photo of the 1 remaining adobe?

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm nope!

 

[Scott-Copywriter]

If it is becoming so tedious, why do you spend so much time in this thread, posting about it??

Because it's becoming so tedious...

I'd rather totally ignore this thread but other people get roped into wasting their time providing advice and offerings which is essentially wasted.

If the rest of you want to keep making posts taking the mick out of him by all means go ahead, don't mind those.

 

[citizen_erased]

I am sending off my CV now to Leah, would anyone else give me a job? Nick

 

[Burdett]

Being unwilling to take jobs that require you to walk outside the house is only going to make you look lazy to employers. Seeing as you have stated this in a forum where you have also asked for a job I don't think you will have much luck.

I hear surveys can pay you nowadays! and they are online!

 

[*Lexxy*]

Nick, part of the reason people may get a bit 'snippy' with you is your very annoying habit of not answering questions.

again, i ask...

so, decision time, which is it? on your laptop sitting at home or ANYTHING??

also, if you haven't taken the time to look at the links i posted, there were actually a couple that i thought would interest you & not just there for comedy value. again, another instance of advice given & you just ignoring it!

have you at least tried 'data entry home worker' or something similar in google? you need to tell us what you HAVE actually done so we can give you real pointers in different directions.

 

[davidshaw89]

I think Nick should go on Dragons Den! there are plenty of people pitching their lives in the Den for investment!

I reckon 5% stake in nick for £5,000,000 on all future data entry earnings.

I know my valuation is looooooodicruss, but even if Duncan doesn't invest, one of the others might

Edit: not to mention the comedy value for the viewers

 

[*Lexxy*]

i don't know if this link will work (it does!)

threads started by Nick since Sept 2007

quite a similar theme i think & nearly 2 years down the line, NOTHING has changed!


i'm all for a bit of light hearted fun, but really...how much more information can we possibly give to one person?!

 

[Dawg]

Don't be too harsh. Times are hard, jobs are scarce. I think he might be suffering from Post Traumatic Banker Syndrome.

 

Great job Nick.

I do so admire a someone who can get so many people running around in circles.

The oddball always brings out the best in people.

I think its the herd instinct.

Don't worry my boy we will fight them on the beaches...............

Earl

 

[Techy]

I'm with Website Copy on this one...

Nick, if your any good at doing websites let me have a look at any you have (really) done in thier entirety.

Not really interested in a new website but (hopefully) won't do any harm.

Will fork out £500 for one that is far better than what I have made in 1week (from learning the absolute basics to uploading it).

Current website link is in my profile.

Once I have a look at any examples I will get back to you and this way you won't need to leave the house

If your not into websites, I think you might need to leave the house and get a job turning on/off peoples PC's to make them work properly

 

[citizen_erased]

I'm with Website Copy on this one...

Nick, if your any good at doing websites let me have a look at any you have (really) done in thier entirety.

Not really interested in a new website but (hopefully) won't do any harm.

Will fork out £500 for one that is far better than what I have made in 1week (from learning the absolute basics to uploading it).

Current website link is in my profile.

Once I have a look at any examples I will get back to you and this way you won't need to leave the house

If your not into websites, I think you might need to leave the house and get a job turning on/off peoples PC's to make them work properly

Hey I could have a go lol, Im working on it!

 

[cmcp]

i love you nick!

 

[Geoff T]

Don't be too harsh. Times are hard, jobs are scarce. I think he might be suffering from Post Traumatic Banker Syndrome.

have you caught the new "estwig" bug???:|

hope you're better soon!

 

[itsmine101]

Nick I'm still awaiting a reply regarding the position offered to you about unblocking my toilet

Hope to hear from you soon

Kind regards

 

[citizen_erased]

Im thinking about making websites now!

 

[Scott-Copywriter]

Im thinking about making websites now!

Please don't.

 

[buyfromtheuk]

Give poor old Nick a break. At least he WANTS to work.


Nick, go to the library and get some web design books. Find some good free website building programs and have a go. Signup to Google adsense and display a few Google ads to make a small amount of money to pay for the sites. Use your passion and perseverance and promote the website(s) on Twitter Etc.

Come back and these guys will give your some excellent advise on how to improve your websites.

Bill Gates did it!

 

[davidshaw89]

Please don't.

LOL at this

 

[citizen_erased]

Give poor old Nick a break. At least he WANTS to work.


Nick, go to the library and get some web design books. Find some good free website building programs and have a go. Signup to Google adsense and display a few Google ads to make a small amount of money to pay for the sites. Use your passion and perseverance and promote the website(s) on Twitter Etc.

Come back and these guys will give your some excellent advise on how to improve your websites.

Bill Gates did it!

Thanks! Is there anything else I can do? Please anyone?

 

[movietub]

Im thinking about making websites now!

Hi Nick! (again...)

I was wondering what had happened to you.

Anyways, despite the fact you are clearly a bit of whack job there is no denying that you have captivated people on these forums. In total you have consumed hundreds of hours of their time. Well done!

I think you should forget business and just make a website about yourself. Believe me, it could go viral. Then someone on here will find a way to get some cash out of it on your behalf.

The bottom line is, that you are fruitcake. But an amusing one. The best thing you could ever sell is yourself.

 

[scribe]

Yes!!! you can get a life, as i feel yours is a very sad one .I'm not being sarcastic, if you were my son i would be very concerned for you.

 

[NextPoint]

The bottom line is, that you are fruitcake. But an amusing one. The best thing you could ever sell is yourself.

Isn't that called prostitution?!

 

[Matt1959]

I've said it before and will again, this poster is a wind up. Its inconceivable that someone would genuinely come on here and post in the manner they have. The user name is a clue - someone from the past who pops in when they're bored, to have a bit of fun....

 

[movietub]

I've said it before and will again, this poster is a wind up. Its inconceivable that someone would genuinely come on here and post in the manner they have. The user name is a clue - someone from the past who pops in when they're bored, to have a bit of fun....

So what - whoever it is still draws a crowd. Where there is a crowd there is money to be made somehow.

 

[MrsPWN]

If you are looking at doing websites there is a guy simewhere who wants one just like McDonalds, and he is willing to be pay well

 

[Matt1959]

so what:| - well theres a few getting their knickers right in a twist about this - the OP must be dying laughing behind they're keyboard anyway, wheres the money to be made from it??

 

[movietub]

If you are looking at doing websites there is a guy simewhere who wants one just like McDonalds, and he is willing to be pay well

Thats McDonalds the fast food place, not the farmer.

Just trying to pre-empt Nicks next major cock up

 

[movietub]

so what:| - well theres a few getting their knickers right in a twist about this - the OP must be dying laughing behind they're keyboard anyway, wheres the money to be made from it??

I'm simply saying that whoever/whatever CE is his verbal bum gravy has motivated people to hang around and post. Huge numbers of people and several hours of each of their time.

There are very serious online retailers on here (ahem - me included) that offer top notch content and can't get most people to stay on our sites for more than 30 secs!

If the guy/thing can attract a community simply by talking publicly about his hopelessness then that must be of some value somewhere.

 

[Scott-Copywriter]

I'm genuinely concerned that someone unwittingly gives Nick money to build a website. I really hope people see sense, or nick just doesn't bother altogether.

 

[movietub]

I'm genuinely concerned that someone unwittingly gives Nick money to build a website. I really hope people see sense, or nick just doesn't bother altogether.

Of course Nick won't bother!

The guy once tried to pull a girl on Facebook by keeping prints of her photos under his bed and kissing them each night!

This is what I mean, he's not a businessman, he's a personality. Probably quite a captivating one.

 

[citizen_erased]

If you people dont like me, then why do you bother posting on here? Atleast some people on here have given me a chance, if you dont like it then bugger off yeah?

 

[citizen_erased]

Of course Nick won't bother!

The guy once tried to pull a girl on Facebook by keeping prints of her photos under his bed and kissing them each night!

This is what I mean, he's not a businessman, he's a personality. Probably quite a captivating one.

Who made up that BS? Yeah you did and so did delta