Room 101

[blackandwhite1986]

Three items and one sentence why please:

Here's mine:

Peaches Geldof - Waste of space.

Police Community Support Officers -Make them proper policemen/women.

Tennis - Andy Murray personifies just how dull this sport is.

 

[MikeD08]

HA! Easy!

1) Citizen_Erased: No explanation neccesary

2) Telesales people: To be specific, those who start by saying "what it is is..." or "basically what it is is......" Is this bad English, bad training or both?

3) Boy Racers: Do you need an exhaust that loud? Do you really need to play your pants music at 1000000decibels through your 60million watt ubersubwooferwhingy whilst driving through town at 2MPH? Nope, you do it because you are a nelly!!!

 

[Zeno]

1. Chelsea Tractors - Did you have to cross many rivers on the way to Tesco?

2. Pre-packaged sandwiches - Why am I some sort of pariah because I don't like mayonaise?

3. The "music" kids listen to nowadays. Tsk, I ask you, It's just noise and there's never a tune you can whistle...

 

[SFD]

Hangovers - Why do I feel this bad after 4 pints?

People who don't stop talking at you - take a breath love, it won't kill you and it will alliviate my boredom for a split second.

HMRC - I had to buy an extra filing cabinet to store all the regurgitated trees you keep sending me

 

[Kazzy]

HA! Easy!
2) Telesales people: To be specific, those who start by saying "what it is is..." or "basically what it is is......" Is this bad English, bad training or both?

3) Boy Racers: Do you need an exhaust that loud? Do you really need to play your pants music at 1000000decibels through your 60million watt ubersubwooferwhingy whilst driving through town at 2MPH? Nope, you do it because you are a nelly!!!

LOL!

My dislikes:
1) People who are rude - There is absolutely no need for it whatsoever.

2) Email spam - I am a girl, I don't need viagra!

3) Lazy writing - u no wot I meen, innit?

 

[cal900]

1. Harley Davidson Motor Bikes and others like them, I HATE the noise they male.
2. Eastenders, how can people watch such misery inducing TV?
3. Sand, I hate the stuff.

 

z list celebs peaches paris and alike air burglars the lot of em!
man united = filth
david cameron tony blair and other politicians who have never had a propper job

 

[vvaannmmaann]

1, John Gordon Brown
2, John Gordon Brown
3, John Gordon Brown

 

[CKG]

1) Teenagers and general yoof that drive early/mid 90s executive cars - You aint foolin' anyone bruv you aint no G.

2) High fashion - What a waste of time and money.

3) People that keep Husky dogs as pets - Are you really surprised that you walk it about 100 miles a day and it still aint tired!

 

[LowcostPR]

1. People who view the world as their parking space. Double yellow line? No problem! Are you really so stupid and inept to see that your "parking" has blocked the whole road, just so you can be right outside the cash machine rather than that parking space 6 feet away? I would happily pay a tax increase to fund a lynch mob to catch these morons!

2. People who view any success with jealousy. This normally happens when Shell or Tescos announces record profits and they will always call for some kind of tax to take this away from them. How about a new tax, just for you, whenever you have a pay-rise. Don't worry though, as no one will give you a pay-rise as you are so unpopular.

3. That group of people, Whom I shall refer to as "they", who seem to watch you while you are getting ready to go somewhere. "They" wait until you are ever so slightly late (just by a minute or two) and then "they" seem to organise themselves to make you as late as possible. Ever wondered why that bus-stuck-behind-a-lorry-stuck-behind-a-slow-driver only ever happens when you're slightly late? It's "they".

 

Rude people - there is just no need!
"Female" females - Can't stand girly girls who are too precious to do anything in fear they may break a nail!
Benefit Scroungers - Just because you have kids doesn't mean you don't need / can't work!! I have two kids and manage!

 

[MikeD08]

"Female" females - Can't stand girly girls who are too precious to do anything in fear they may break a nail!

On the flipside, and I've already done my 3 (but could go on and on) I reallllllllyyyyyyy detest 'geezerbirds' - the loud, drunken, miniscule dressed type whos only aspirations in life are to emulate Jodie Marsh, Jordan or some other talentless slapper.

 

[dp0848]

Gordon Brown ...... no explanation needed!

P11Ds ..... if you are an accountant you'll know why.

Celebretaries ..... muppets, the lot of um.

 

[dp0848]

3. The "music" kids listen to nowadays. Tsk, I ask you, It's just noise and there's never a tune you can whistle...

Your getting old Zeno mate

 

[wordsinart]

Gordon Brown ...... no explanation needed!

P11Ds ..... if you are an accountant you'll know why.

Celebretaries ..... muppets, the lot of um.

The last 'hate' - is that some sort of famous typist/PA/receptionist?

Anyhoo...mine

All governments and religions...corrupt and self serving
Shoite television like all reality TV and Soaps (not the block for washing ones)....because my wife and kids watch them
My kids' boyfriends, because they're not good enough

 

Business forums - Clever dicks united.

Capitalism- to expensive.

Anyone who gets above me in google - Expensive.

Earl