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[The Met Lab]

Dear Forum / U.K / Earth.

What I am about to write is 100% correct/truthful and really has happened (11.11.2009) - I shall condense text to as concise as possible.

Please do not take this as a hoax/lie/cheat or someone craving publicity.

FREE , GREEN , ZERO WASTE , ELECTRICITY

10 odd years in the making , a quiet machine that creates and produces electricity by using NOTHING and emitting NOTHING.

Every 5 years needs cheap spare parts.

A stand alone unit that can produce enough electricity to run a complete household* forever for nothing (the unit size 1metre x 500mm x 700mm high)(3ft x 1.5 ft x 1.8ft for the imperialists out there)
Over 1 year it will produce more than enough power to run a standard household* and be able to put power BACK into the grid.

It can be adapted for cars/vans/motorbikes/trains and most land transportation with NO loss of power (with the added bonus of instant torque) and of course ZERO emissions , not even vapour.

This absolute machine revelation does not use coal/water/air/nuclear/heat/light/gas/fuel or any "usual suspect" sourcing.

Now , after you good people have digested that , I will explain the reason for posting on this medium.

Earlier this year we approached the major oil/electricity and power companies - only to be requested that we explain HOW it works first - I think you as well as us would find that a "no brainer"
The U.S govt did'nt reply and our OWN U.K govt replied with (roughly) please approach the private sector , as we would'nt know how to deal with this.

Someone out there is , or knows people that can take this to the levels it warrants , it is THE planet saving machine , it IS the future.

Please pass this email/information to whoever you know as to get the news out there so people will sit up and take this seriously , anyone with contacts please reply with their position and contact details.

Regards TML.

 

[Scott-Copywriter]

Hooray for defying the fundamental laws of thermodynamics.

 

[Bes]

If this is true, then everything we know (and scientists have spent millions of hours researching) about modern physics is wrong.

So it's either a hoax/ con, or you've made a miscalculation.

Edit:

Let me guess, it uses magnets, and has some kind of brush system that needs replacing every few years... If it really uses no fuel, and emits nothing, then it must be relying on perpetual momentum to function, which unfortunately is impossible.... Superconductors (The closest thing to a zero- energy loss transport) only work at near absolute- zero temperatures right now, and certainly require a great deal of energy.

 

[telemax]

There is no such thing as zero emmission. A windmill / solar panels generate elcetricity with Zero emissions but unfortunately they are made from materials that had to be dug from the ground, manufactured and transported. The emissions caused by manufacture can be huge. Even if your machine was produced using hand made materials manually, guess what!! human beings need food to function, the very growing and production of which cause large CO2 emmissions.

 

[Spock]

So you have working models already or is it just theory?

I'll take a review copy please

 

[vvaannmmaann]

So you took this wonder machine to the oil and energy companies and they didn't want it? I'm amazed that they didn't buy you out to keep themselves in business.
Have you tried Al Gore,right up his street I would think.
Failing the The Friends of the Earth would be delighted to hear from you.

Quote "Please do not take this as a hoax/lie/cheat or someone craving publicity."

Now would we do that?

 

[The Met Lab]

Dear Bes / Scott.

This was posted with the intention of procuring positive interest and literally saving the planet .

This is NOT a hoax Bes and we have not made a miscalculation , and Scott we have not defied any laws.

We have a unit that produces free electricity and emits nothing - SIMPLE.

Rather than guess how it works , please use your'e energy to get THE RIGHT people to look at this , seeing is believing , it works , we have it , we have used it , its TIME !!!!!!!!

TML.

 

[Dawg]

This sort of credulous crud has been floating around for ages. People have even invested money in schemes which have enabled the promoters to go to jail for fraud, here and in Australia. Rich tapestry of BS.

However if you were to eat just one, that's right, just one of my Wonganuts Biscuits, and then , next day, plant the seed that comes out of the other end, within a week your very own 34 metre money tree will be growing in your window box.
"My Wonganut money tree has let me give loads of money to charidee" Mr Flying Spaghetti Monster, Essex

S'true.

 

[vvaannmmaann]

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[Bes]

Met Lab,

If you show me this thing working, and explain how it works (without giving away any secrets), and I am satisfied that it truly does work, I will give you £100,000 for 0.1% of this invention, and work full time for you for free until everyone in the world knows about this thing, as to be frank, any such invention would be so huge, my stake would transform me into a multi-billionaire overnight.

But I guess you won't be taking me up on this offer. I assume you have patented this thing?

This whole thing is a joke/ publicity stunt, right?

 

[Spock]

The sad reality is that the big energy companies have so much invested in the gas/oil side of things that they would bury this if they got their hands on it.

Take a look at this free energy suppression link

 

[vvaannmmaann]

Met,as mentioned in my post.

The Friends of the Earth. http://www.foe.co.uk/

They will be delighted to listen to your ramblings.

 

[Bes]

The sad reality is that the big energy companies have so much invested in the gas/oil side of things that they would bury this if they got their hands on it.

Take a look at this free energy suppression link

Or, it could be that ZERO POINT ENERGY AND PERPETUAL MOMENTUM DEVICES JUST DO NOT WORK!

Many people have claimed to have invented such devices, but they ALL simply do not work for one reason or another!

 

[The Met Lab]

As pre post, we have and have used and are using a working , fully functional stand-alone unit that produces power.

TML.

 

[Spock]

How about a photo?

 

[The Met Lab]

.. that this would get these kind of responses , Bes - you are correct in your'e sums etc , that is why we are slowly going down the route of selling the whole idea/concept/unit and workings as a one-off and letting THEM decide where and how to take it.

And VVAANNNMAAANNN thank you for posting the kind of response we were hoping for.

BES , it works , its real , you won't believe how it feels to have actually used this , we want to just scream from the rooftops .

TML.

 

[Bes]

.. that this would get these kind of responses , Bes - you are correct in your'e sums etc , that is why we are slowly going down the route of selling the whole idea/concept/unit and workings as a one-off and letting THEM decide where and how to take it.

And VVAANNNMAAANNN thank you for posting the kind of response we were hoping for.

BES , it works , its real , you won't believe how it feels to have actually used this , we want to just scream from the rooftops .

TML.

Ok, show it to me... Surely you have nothing to hide. PM me your address and I'll come and take a look. I'll work for you for free if it's true. In fact, why not invite the press whilst you are at it? That'll get you the coverage you need to find these people.

Oh and by the way, enjoy your new status as saviour of humankind/ the hundreds of prizes/ awards that will be coming your way, and of course, the billions of pounds/ dollars/ yen you will receive for your incredible invention.

 

[The Met Lab]

..spock.. we are trying to have THE RIGHT people contact us , we have been down the road of being asked how it works , AS SOON AS THE CORRECT TYPE OF COMPANY/INDIVIDUAL APPROACHES US , THEY WILL ALSO BE PRIVY TO THE EUREKA MOMENT.

..again this is not BS (dawg)

TML.

 

[Bes]

..spock.. we are trying to have THE RIGHT people contact us , we have been down the road of being asked how it works , AS SOON AS THE CORRECT TYPE OF COMPANY/INDIVIDUAL APPROACHES US , THEY WILL ALSO BE PRIVY TO THE EUREKA MOMENT.

..again this is not BS (dawg)

TML.

Why not contact a Dragon or something? I am sure James Kaan has all the contacts you need, and would happily punt a few million on it if you showed him it was working as expected.

 

[The Met Lab]

..thank you for at least semi-understanding , if this medium fails to produce we will contact ITN for a televised slot , but we are hoping for that as a last case scenario.

TML.

 

[MrsPWN]

Can you be quick because I saw a piece on Breakfast this morning and apparently the world is going to end in 2012!!!

 

[Bes]

Can you be quick because I saw a piece on Breakfast this morning and apparently the world is going to end in 2012!!!

Doesn't matter- we can use our infinite- energy machine to create the matter to build a space ship and fly around the universe for ever, never worrying about running out of resources

 

[Spock]

Don't get me wrong, I'm not trying to ridicule you like some of the others, but without any type of proof then you are not going to convince anyone that you have the answer. So what could you use to convince people without giving too much away?

And what is your background in?

 

[vvaannmmaann]

Is that before or after the Olympics? ie should I buy tickets for the opening ceremony?

 

[vvaannmmaann]

Don't get me wrong, I'm not trying to ridicule you like some of the others, but without any type of proof then you are not going to convince anyone that you have the answer. So what could you use to convince people without giving too much away?

And what is your background in?

He's being ridiculed? Really?

 

[willitbe]

..thank you for at least semi-understanding , if this medium fails to produce we will contact ITN for a televised slot , but we are hoping for that as a last case scenario.

TML.

Oh I see, if trying a forum on the t'internet doesn't work, you will then try ITN?.

A last case scenario?.

Please someone make it stop!!!!!!!!

 

[silvermusic]

Will the village missing their idiot please come and collect them.

"a quiet machine that creates and produces electricity by using NOTHING and emitting NOTHING"

Best laugh I've had all week, thanks for brightening up an otherwise boring day.

 

[The Met Lab]

It seems we are being ridiculed and jokes made about this , rather important matter.

We will give this one more try , if anyone wants to joke or rubbish this then please carry on , if there is anyone who will pass on this information to the OBVIOUS RELEVANT people , PLEASE do so.

A contact name / telephone or email address will suffice at this juncture.

Many thanks .. TML.

 

[greenwood-IT]

Hiya,

I think I've got the answer...

FREE , GREEN , ZERO WASTE , ELECTRICITY

a quiet machine that creates and produces electricity by using NOTHING and emitting NOTHING.

Every 5 years needs cheap spare parts.

A stand alone unit that can produce enough electricity to run a complete household* forever for nothing (the unit size 1metre x 500mm x 700mm high)

(with the added bonus of instant torque) and of course ZERO emissions , not even vapour.

This absolute machine revelation does not use coal/water/air/nuclear/heat/light/gas/fuel or any "usual suspect" sourcing.

... is it a BLACK HOLE IN A BOX ? It would be small, have Zero emissions and technically doesn't use fuel or make any noise. Also from what I've read, it would generates quite a bit or torque if you got close enough. I'm not sure how long a black hole lasts before you need to replace it, but they are generally available (maybe not locally though and I'm unsure of the shipping costs).

Seriously, good luck. I hope this is your invention and you've not just invested in someone else's project.

Chat soon.

 

[gessoandgold]

If you were to eat just one, that's right, just one of my Wonganuts Biscuits, and then , next day, plant the seed that comes out of the other end, within a week your very own 34 metre money tree will be growing in your window box. S'true.

Do these Wonganuts contain any artificial ingredients, sugar or food colouring?

 

[Bes]

It seems we are being ridiculed and jokes made about this , rather important matter.

We will give this one more try , if anyone wants to joke or rubbish this then please carry on , if there is anyone who will pass on this information to the OBVIOUS RELEVANT people , PLEASE do so.

A contact name / telephone or email address will suffice at this juncture.

Many thanks .. TML.

Christ alive,

There are 1000 people you could approach.. You are apparently smart enough to defy the laws of physics, use your brain!

Try:

-Car manufacturers
-Greenpeace
-Energy companies (I'm sure they would love to stop filling their powerstations with nasty expensive gas and coal)
-Richard Branson is currently trying to run his 747s off biofuel, so I am sure he would be very interested in helping you out
-Boeing, Lockheed Martin, Nasa, I am sure would be....
-Cern, so they can immediately drop their multi- billion dollar fusion research programme, employing the most intelligent men and women on the planet, and huge billion- dollar supercomputers, and back you/ help you get it to market

Of course, it doesn't actually exist/ work, so it's a waste of time anyway.

 

Hi Met Lab

I think the only way you'll get interest is not by faith in your words but by a visual demonstration - you should have entered thepitch2009.co.uk for entrepeneurs. Deliver a demonstration and put the proof in the pudding and I'll find the cash

Cheers

 

[The Met Lab]

In my original post I mentioned we had approached all these types of companies with replies of "how does it work" ....DUH.

Bes this really is not easy , I would have thought this machine would be in production by now , or we would be multi-trillionaires on the cover of Time and every other magazine on the planet.

We are not going to show or explain how this works to ANYONE unless they represent a viable company/institution/Govt or individual that will sign various secrecy/confidentiality papers and a cheque book.

You seem like me Bes , it really does sound too good to be true , it seems far fetched and impossible - IT DOES WORK - IT IS REAL - WE HAVE IT ...please somebody out there (even you Bes) get a contact that is viable,,PLEASE.

Willitbe and Silvermusic - he who laughs last - just remember that.

TML.

 

[sellickbhoy]

Met Lab,

If you show me this thing working, and explain how it works (without giving away any secrets), and I am satisfied that it truly does work, I will give you £100,000 for 0.1% of this invention, and work full time for you for free until everyone in the world knows about this thing, as to be frank, any such invention would be so huge, my stake would transform me into a multi-billionaire overnight.

But I guess you won't be taking me up on this offer. I assume you have patented this thing?

This whole thing is a joke/ publicity stunt, right?

i'll match that offer!

 

[silvermusic]

Willitbe and Silvermusic - he who laughs last - just remember that.

You're either a joker or a fool easily taken in, haven't quite figured out which yet. I sincerely hope your not just a fool that's being strung along by some third party and wasting you own money on this.

Have YOU actually seen this marvel machine in action?

 

[silvermusic]

i'll match that offer!

I'll double the offer.

Lubbly Jubbly. This time next year Rodders we'll be miwlionaires.

 

[Bes]

In my original post I mentioned we had approached all these types of companies with replies of "how does it work" ....DUH.

Bes this really is not easy , I would have thought this machine would be in production by now , or we would be multi-trillionaires on the cover of Time and every other magazine on the planet.

We are not going to show or explain how this works to ANYONE unless they represent a viable company/institution/Govt or individual that will sign various secrecy/confidentiality papers and a cheque book.

You seem like me Bes , it really does sound too good to be true , it seems far fetched and impossible - IT DOES WORK - IT IS REAL - WE HAVE IT ...please somebody out there (even you Bes) get a contact that is viable,,PLEASE.

Willitbe and Silvermusic - he who laughs last - just remember that.

TML.

Yes I do hope you have not been strung along..... Have you put any money in this?

Trust me... These machines CANNOT and DO NOT work! In theory, they might, based on flawed mathematics or poor application of basic physics, but in real life, it is utterly impossible.

 

[The Panda]

Met lab.
You may have something that is going to do what it says it will.
Plenty of people scoff at things new.
The problem is, and this is a human trait, if it does what you say, imagine the people thrown out of work. Hundreds of thousands of people world wide.
Imagine the lost revenue to all the utility companies, the tax revenue to every country in the world.
It is massive, massive figures we are talking about here.
That is why no one wants to know.
Saving mankind and the planet is great but when it effects peoples incomes then its not so great. Not my words or thinking.
Its the same with a lot of things.
Imagine that we could somehow suddenly produce a 3D screen that is full size and we could interact with.
So a big company decides to go for it. All the in between upgrades would be missed out and so too would billions of pounds.
Games stations, cars, washing machines, it applies to everything.
Just suppose that a company takes it on and it’s in mass production within 2 years.
So no more reliance on the middle east for oil. Mass turmoil breaks out there.
No more oil refineries required, no more nuclear power stations. Millions thrown out of work, mass unemployment.
You get my drift.
If real, it’s too much too quick.

As a planet, we are ready and needy for such stuff.
As greedy humans we are not.

 

[Bes]

Met lab.
You may have something that is going to do what it says it will.
Plenty of people scoff at things new.
The problem is, and this is a human trait, if it does what you say, imagine the people thrown out of work. Hundreds of thousands of people world wide.
Imagine the lost revenue to all the utility companies, the tax revenue to every country in the world.
It is massive, massive figures we are talking about here.
That is why no one wants to know.
Saving mankind and the planet is great but when it effects peoples incomes then its not so great. Not my words or thinking.
Its the same with a lot of things.
Imagine that we could somehow suddenly produce a 3D screen that is full size and we could interact with.
So a big company decides to go for it. All the in between upgrades would be missed out and so too would billions of pounds.
Games stations, cars, washing machines, it applies to everything.
Just suppose that a company takes it on and it’s in mass production within 2 years.
So no more reliance on the middle east for oil. Mass turmoil breaks out there.
No more oil refineries required, no more nuclear power stations. Millions thrown out of work, mass unemployment.
You get my drift.
If real, it’s too much too quick.

As a planet, we are ready and needy for such stuff.
As greedy humans we are not.

Lest we forget the small fact that such a device is utterly impossible. You simply cannot produce energy from nothing.

If we could, we'd better rethink physics!

 

[The Panda]

Lest we forget the small fact that such a device is utterly impossible. You simply cannot produce energy from nothing.

If we could, we'd better rethink physics!

Maybe we should rethink physics.
As humans we make mistakes all the time. Who says it cant be done.
Maybe it is not workable but there are still things we as humans dont know about.
We look on people from 200 years ago and think, wernt they backward in their thinking.What makes us so above everything else that in another 200 years the history books dont make the human race out to be very backward in their way of life and thinking even thoug we now have a superior air about our existance..