I WON £113 Million on the Lottery :)

[FM1000]

NOT

I wonder how many people would have asked me to invest in their business if I had

 

[vvaannmmaann]

A public forum would be the last ever place I would mention a win like that.

 

[FM1000]

Absolutely, I wouldn't tell anyone. If people asked how I can afford a Ferrari (or two), i'd say my business is doing very well

 

[pauldla]

I'd announce my win to the public by buying a Porsche and then driving it at high speed into my rose garden. I'd leave it there, and passers-by would say 'look at that mad bar steward, he won the lottery'. Of course, I'd also have an electrified fence and a shotgun...

 

[Funny Business Cartoons]

I'd probably just get horribly pissed for about a week and never go online again. I would do my best to eradicate any evidence of my existance on here even though I know that's impossible. I'd go into Show Business rather.

 

[Andrew @ PLA]

I would tell everybody on Facebook ... afterall, who would believe me? The ultimate double bluff!!