Does this make you either laugh or frown saying "What nonsense!"

[Naini]

Does this statement make you laugh (because too emotional to be the content of a website) or frown saying "What nonsense!" Because this idea did make me laugh. But it does feel a good heart-touching statement as well.

"Let our light-weight, water-resistant ABC sheets provide a fatherly protection and a motherly caress to your plants. "

It's a sheet to cover the plants for protection.

Thank you in advance.

 

[Newchodge]

Load of tosh

 

[Naini]

Load of tosh

OK. frown! Thanks, I am deleting it.

 

[Elliottc26]

Hi,

Emotions work well in selling; however, motherly and fatherly is a bit weird.

Perhaps something more like:

Protect your delicate plants with our all-new light-weight ABC sheets and ensure you get a great bloom this summer

Also water-proof? For plants? You can tell I'm no gardener...

 

[Naini]

Hi,

Emotions work well in selling; however, motherly and fatherly is a bit weird.

Perhaps something more like:



Also water-proof? For plants? You can tell I'm no gardener...

Oh thank you, that's great.

 

[Birmingham]

reworded, it could be very good. try to phrase it better but don't trash the concept because it's smart!

 

[sirearl]

Does this statement make you laugh (because too emotional to be the content of a website) or frown saying "What nonsense!" Because this idea did make me laugh. But it does feel a good heart-touching statement as well.

"Let our light-weight, water-resistant ABC sheets provide a fatherly protection and a motherly caress to your plants. "

It's a sheet to cover the plants for protection.

Thank you in advance.

Does it say how to change their nappies.

 

[noo81]

Well I did laugh because it's a bit over the top and slightly weird. The way Elliotc26 reworded it sounds better.

 

[Naini]

Yes it sounds better the way Elliottc26 said it.

@sirearl: Your joke did make me laugh a lot.

 

[jdluckhurst]

Just sounds strange...more like a water proof bed sheet for your kids!

 

[Bill1954]

Sounds like the seed of a good idea

I'll get my coat