Bumping topics

[RayB]

Dang I'm tooo slow

 

[Darren Falkingham]

Dang I'm tooo slow

Me too! That's what's making me laugh though - maybe those men in white coats are near....

 

[Jayne]

Me too! That's what's making me laugh though - maybe those men in white coats are near....

Whipee, free holiday?

 

[Darren Falkingham]

Whipee, free holiday?

<trying to use last two words>

Free holiday?! Yep, but only if you like high walls...

 

[Jayne]

High walls are nothing for the masked crusader, spider woman.

 

[Sally@CC]

spider woman announces her retirement, she said "the suit doesn't look right with spaniels ears"

 

[CmyC5]

would agree that many women are left unsatisfied, and urge their husbands to slow down

Perhaps we may learn something from this situation...
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A wife was very unhappy with her car and complained to her husband.
Knowing her birthday was coming up shortly, she said to her husband...

"Honey, buy me a solid surprise for my birthday, will you? Something that accelerates from 0 to 100 in less than 4 seconds! And I would prefer a blue one!"

Happy and excited she was counting the days to her birthday.
And on the VERY day she finally got the beautiful present her husband passionately considered & bought....

​

The poor guy is in ICU, and his wife's in the CELL !!!!!!

 

[RayB]

The cell is one option when considering how to deal with criminals. Another would be to give them a job in the government

 

[Sally@CC]

The government once again fails to deliver on any of their promises

 

[RayB]

Their promises sounded good at the time - but in hindsight - "become a millionaire overnight" might have been a tad optimistic

 

[Alice3537]

Their promises sounded good at the time - but in hindsight - "become a millionaire overnight" might have been a tad optimistic

Should go with the FA like Steve did!

 

[Sally@CC]

tad optimistic of you to say that. I would have said there were seventy nine

 

[RayB]

tad optimistic of you to say that. I would have said there were seventy nine

Seventy nine is a number, of which there are many. Most are quite bland, whilst some have achieved cult status (forty two being an example, you need to follow THGTG to understand this). We also have number ones and twos, which mean something different apparently, and one I have never figured out is sixty nine

 

[Sally@CC]

Sixty nine is not the answer to the ultimate question, however forty two is. Now, who can remember what was the question?

 

[RayB]

The question is, I think, are bumped threads a good thing

 

[Sally@CC]

good thing you asked that question Ray but I have no answer for you

 

[RayB]

For you readers of this silly thread I will try to explain. Bumping threads is normally very bad. Unless of course the thread is about bumping topics, in which case it becomes most relevant

 

[Sally@CC]

most relevant comments will naturally bump a thread to the top of the page

 

[CmyC5]

I hope this post doesn't end this thread with keywords for closure! It is meant to recap, remind and stay "end-less" to stay alert and be made aware of things around us all.

 

[RayB]

us all is confused by many a post on this thread; but that is the joy of a mad house

 

[Sally@CC]

Mad house is a great name for a website, maybe it could sell straight jackets

 

[RayB]

Mad house is a great name for a website, maybe it could sell straight jackets

straight jackets were needed today to escort a usually sane member from a leading business forum in the uk.

Asked to comment the member in question said "wibble wibble"

 

[Darren Falkingham]

Wibble wibble, toil and tribble ... nope, that doesn't quite work.

 

Good to see a post staying on topic.

 

[RayB]

Good to see a post staying on topic.

Doh, you broke the word association game

 

[Spiderden]

Wibble wibble, toil and tribble ... nope, that doesn't quite work.

"quite work, make big mony" said the international forum spammer.

 

[RayB]

"quite work, make big mony" said the international forum spammer.

Forum spammer of the year awards............

................prizes soon to be handed out at a curry house in East London

 

[Sally@CC]

East London proposes to ban UKBF members from their area. A spokesperson said "clearly they are barking mad".

 

[GreatSEO]

bumpety bump. (was that too obvious?)

Regards

Dave

 

[Sally@CC]

bumpety bump. (was that too obvious?)

Regards

Dave

You are meant to take the last 2 words from the previous post to begin your post.

 

[GreatSEO]

your post makes sense

Lol

 

[Sally@CC]

Makes sense when you know how

 

[Ozzy]

Know how doesn't always get it done

 

[RayB]

It done it for me, no really it did

 

[Jayne]

It did away with all my worry

 

[Alice3537]

My worry was FOR Ray, as he seems to be a little challenged

 

[Ozzy]

Little challenged member thought it was a conspiracy

 

[Jayne]

Little challenged maybe, but the valium will take care of that

 

[RayB]

Of that, I can be certain, but more, much more than this, I did it my way

 

[Sally@CC]

My way is the right way, so follow it