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[Darren Falkingham]

A Stuff in Time Saves Nine. Ageing Teddy Bears Protest Against Lack of Cuddles.

 

[RayB]

Of Cuddles, well the the police enquiry continues, but Noddy was also said to of had of hand in it

 

[ken_uk]

In it (Independant Network Italian Teachers) a new division of the well known firm of cuddles, (the Offical Federal Credit Union Development Department Legal European Specialist) has now entered the Italian market, but the head office are coming under fire for diversification of specialist services.

 

[Darren Falkingham]

'In it', say chavs.

 

[Darren Falkingham]

Aaah, I didn't see ken_uk's reply. I really should learn how forums work...:redface:

Specialist services car and gets head stuck.

 

[Sally@CC]

say chavs often enough and you become one apparently

 

[RayB]

head stuck up arse screamed the back pages today

 

[Darren Falkingham]

Right, Sally's in charge! That's twice I've done it now!

say chavs often enough and you become one apparently

 

[RayB]

one apparently should not fart in public said the Queen today

 

[Darren Falkingham]

Queen today released a cover of the Cheeky Girls' 'Touch my Bum'

 

[Jayne]

Queen today? Or who knows? Maybe a visit to the sex change clinic, is in order....

Jayne

 

[Jayne]

Queen today released a cover of the Cheeky Girls' 'Touch my Bum'

My bum look big in this?

 

[Darren Falkingham]

In this life, you only get one chance.

(nice one Jayne!)

 

[RayB]

In order to clarify the correct etiquette and order of play on this thread, the Queen today said "if anyone can outsmart me they can touch my bum"

 

[Jayne]

One chance to shine, unless you own Mr Sheen company?

 

[Sally@CC]

In this day and age parachuting naked should not be done near holly bushes

 

[Sally@CC]

Right let us form an orderly queue, this is getting silly

 

[Jayne]

Getting silly said the vicar to the maid, you only dust there on Sundays

 

[RayB]

getting silly is an integral part of this thread but may bugger up ones spare time

 

[RayB]

Doh we are too quick

 

[Sally@CC]

spare time is something we obviously have too much of on this thread

 

[ken_uk]

Spare time is to be taxed under new regulations imposed by the government.

 

[RayB]

the government is releasing a double album on CD said to be priceless

 

[Jayne]

Doh we are too quick

Too quick indeed, as many a woman would agree

 

[Sally@CC]

would agree but then again maybe I wouldn't

 

[RayB]

would agree that many women are left unsatisfied, and urge their husbands to slow down

 

[RayB]

double doh

 

[Sally@CC]

double doh is a new game by Mattel, their advertising campaign is pretty useless

 

[Jayne]

Slow down, if they go any slower they'd stop. Was the answer to the new 20 miles per hour rule

 

[RayB]

pretty useless were the words used to describe the performance of the Northern Rock management team, so today they were appointed to shake things up at TNT

 

[ken_uk]

Double Doh said Homer Simpson as he dropped his donut into the fish soup.

 

[ken_uk]

Pretty useless me replying late again , but thats just like tnt, often late to deliver things at tnt

 

[Sally@CC]

At TNT the staff are having a party, they are currently enjoying a game of colour-blind twister

 

[Jayne]

pretty useless were the words used to describe the performance of the Northern Rock management team, so today they were appointed to shake things up at TNT

At TNT, the Toe Nail Trimming association, today declared that wearing socks with sandals was now illegal.

 

[Darren Falkingham]

At TNT, the receptionist was so busy taking calls from annoyed accountants that they managed to miss the tea run.

 

[Jayne]

Tea run, quick says Estwig, I need a dunk, desperately

 

[Sally@CC]

colour-blind twister is now illegal unless the tea run has been completed

 

[Sally@CC]

dunk desperately said the actress to the Bishop

 

[RayB]

Tea run out at UKBF - luckily our resident builder ensured stocks were restored

 

[Darren Falkingham]

'The Bishop?' she said. 'I thought you were here to fix my twin tub'.