Answer a question, ask a question

[slakeman]

This is a thread to answer a question and pose any random question for someone else to answer.

I would have the first go...

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Q: How many balls do you have?

 

[terryuk]

Tough one. Genitals , eyeballs ......... . What type of balls? Chocolate salted balls? Meat balls, Hairballs, Lottery Balls, Footballs oo lots of types of balls

Last time I checked 2 or else it could be called abnormal - I dare to ask how many balls you have?

 

[slakeman]

A: three balls - a football, a rugby ball and a squash ball

Q: What is your favorite music album?

 

[Beachcomber]

A: Gong - Flying Teapot

Q: How many bears would a Bear Grylls grill if a Bear Grylls could grill bears?

 

[Frank Nesbitt]

A. I suppose 2 one to turn it and the other to 'grin and bear it'

Q, What would you rather be.. or a duck?

Good Luck..Quo Vadis...Frank

 

[slakeman]

A: A pimp
Q:If money was not a problem, how many kids would you have?

 

[Consistency]

None, I would have dogs


If you could live in any country you could where would you live?

 

[Beachcomber]

A: Canada

Q: Would you rather rather fight 100 duck sized horses or 1 horse sized duck?

 

[slakeman]

A: One horse size duck

Q: What is your favorite holiday destination

 

[Root 66 Woodshop]

A. Tomintoul

Q. If Cif Lemony fresh is made from 100% real lemon juice... Why is lemonade made with artificial flavourings?

 

[dave_evans]

A: Because Cif have used all the lemons to make a cleaning product

Q: How fast do you think 'broadband' will be in ten years' time?

 

[wilwong1971]

A: Because Cif have used all the lemons to make a cleaning product

Q: How fast do you think 'broadband' will be in ten years' time?

A: 10gig, subject to fair usage policy

Q: What job does your same name alter ego have if you Google search your name?

 

[Jeff FV]

Q: What job does your same name alter ego have if you Google search your name?

A: There are (inevitably) a few, but my favourite is the winner of American Idol's first-ever songwriting competition.

Q: What is the funniest ever TV sitcom?

 

[Root 66 Woodshop]

A: There are (inevitably) a few, but my favourite is the winner of American Idol's first-ever songwriting competition.

Q: What is the funniest ever TV sitcom?

A. Only Fools and Horses.

Q. Who discovered that milk came from cows... and what on earth did they think they were doing at the time?

 

[Consistency]

A. A fiddler who fiddled

Q. Are greengages big grapes? I have got some and scared to open them! How daft.

 

[slakeman]

A: No. If they were big grapes, they will be called big grapes by the Americans

Q: When and why was the last time you laughed until you cried?

 

[4little1s]

A: My last birthday.....
Q: Which Country would you live in apart from the UK if you left ?

 

[loubycee]

A: wouldn't leave, would just move to the southern seaside
Q: Do ducks have accents?

 

[Consistency]

A. Yes, some Quack, some Quirck and some Qu Qu Quock

Q. What is the difference between jam and conserve?

 

[Root 66 Woodshop]

A. Nothing at all... both are rubbish in parliament.

Q. A fly is travelling on a train at 180 miles per hour, it takes him 34 hours to fly back home... at what speed is the fly travelling at - and where does he actually live?

 

[Swapnil007]

A: My last birthday.....
Q: Which Country would you live in apart from the UK if you left ?

Ans : India
Q: What is your passion? Do you really follow it?