Always have a wee before you go out

[MASSEY]

If there's one piece of advice i can give to anyone it is this, no matter how late you are for something, always have a wee before you go out if you feel as though you are due one.

You could end up stuck on the motorway for 2 and a half hours like me in which you contemplate a great number of times about getting out and walking into the bushes in front of lots of people to have one. Luckily the urge died down. It was raining which also put me off.

Junction 7 is a nightmare today. We went back home, no point sitting in traffic all day and doing very little.

 

[Tier1Logistics]

Yeah I have made this mistake to many times still never learn for some reason.

 

[alistairm]

Good advice. I used to do a bit of delivery driving for a cousin on a Saturday a few years back and could work all day without needing a pee but as soon as I got back home and to the front door there's a sudden desperate need to get to the toilet, and getting your flies down suddenly becomes like a challenge off the krypton factor or something.

 

[Matt1959]

haha you lot..... wait till your on tablets for high blood pressure

 

[simon field]

Always carry an empty plastic bottle in the car.

I prefer empty Oasis bottles as the neck is that bit wider...

...just don't forget about it when a passenger asks for a swig of apple juice...

 

[WorkPlace HR]

I prefer empty Oasis bottles as the neck is that bit wider...

Ha, that old Chestnut

 

[Jeff FV]

I prefer empty Oasis bottles as the neck is that bit wider...

Ha, that old Chestnut

That's what his missus says when he whips it out ...

 

[MikeJ]

If nothing else, this thread proves there's valuable advice to be had in this place, despite what others may say.

 

[estwig]

Are you taking the p*ss?

 

[JEREMY HAWKE]

You old people have some horrendous problems . I'm not far of 50 but when I start getting like you lot I'm going to stay indoors

 

[Leather Briefcase Company]

I feel a song coming on...
"that's what my Mammy told me when I was about knee high"

 

[vvaannmmaann]

If there's one piece of advice i can give to anyone it is this, no matter how late you are for something, always have a wee before you go out if you feel as though you are due one.

You could end up stuck on the motorway for 2 and a half hours like me in which you contemplate a great number of times about getting out and walking into the bushes in front of lots of people to have one. Luckily the urge died down. It was raining which also put me off.

Junction 7 is a nightmare today. We went back home, no point sitting in traffic all day and doing very little.

The only thing I can find positive about Frenchmen - they are not at all shy about peeing when the need arises when they are on the road,stuck in traffic or not.
This is extended to shopping centres etc to the point of using the Ladies when the Gents is out of order.........