4 Slogans needed - prizes offered!

[Rob Holmes]

We're looking at updating our site and have a few graphics probably as preliminary graphics but they need slogans!

I've stuck a few graphics on a page with a section for you you suggest an imaginative slogan for each..

We're offering a Matrixx Mousemat and Keyring (Whoopie doo I hear you cry) for the slogans that are used

Heres the link: http://www.matrixxhosting.com/slogans.shtml

Hope you can help,

Cheers,

Rob

 

[Richard Conyard]

Okay,
Come clean - it's just an excuse to have lots of pictures of women on your site isn't it ;-)

 

[chris1317]

I like the pics,

The banners will certainly get peoples attention

Chris.

 

[Webstuff]

Matrixx hosting - we're the breast

Before someone hurts (or sues) me, I'll write something else. By 'slogans', do you mean the normal banner-text, like "Unbeatable web hosting deals", or were you looking for something more imaginative? Or maybe just plain 'huh' - "Matrixx hosting - the host that always aims to please". Do you mind me writing loads of really corny ones? I have some free time whilst waiting for a truck...

 

[Rob Holmes]

lol - hmm maybe we'd better tone the pics down a bit!

I guess I'm just looking for as unique, fitting and imaginative as possible

Rob

 

I had a go, no sure whether there any good.

 

[Deleted member 2816]

Why don't you make yourself a logo out of the letters of matrixx? You know - a little 'matrixx man'! M as the body, X x 2 for eyes, inverted A as smiley mouth etc. I don't know how to post the concept here...but you get my gist. I hope!

(You could get it animated! )

 

[Rob Holmes]

Why don't you make yourself a logo out of the letters of matrixx? You know - a little 'matrixx man'! M as the body, X x 2 for eyes, inverted A as smiley mouth etc. I don't know how to post the concept here...but you get my gist. I hope!

(You could get it animated! )

Neat idea but you're talking to one of the least graphical people on the planet

 

[Ozzy]

I've just submitted some, and I'm still grinning at 'em

 

[Webstuff]

I would have, but my mind kept wandering off on a tangent - didn't want to offend anyone (hehehe, my last one was soo good, you've lost so much with me not posting them).

Anyone noticed a consistency with those banner pictures?

 

[Rob Holmes]

I've just submitted some, and I'm still grinning at 'em

Yep - definately good - they got me smiling

Same for Epiphany - thanks for the PM

Rob

 

[Julie]

Am I the only one who is missing the link between the women and hosting? The woman in the swimming pool looks as if she should be on another kind of site entirely...

Confused of Hove :?

 

[10Yetis]

I have submitted mine... bit risky and i now feel like a dirty old man!

 

[Rob Holmes]

Am I the only one who is missing the link between the women and hosting? The woman in the swimming pool looks as if she should be on another kind of site entirely...

Confused of Hove :?

Pictures of servers are just too boring

As ever we'll be testing each picture against sales and any poor performers are out!



Rob

 

[Julie]

I can see what you mean about servers being a little tedious.

Julie

 

[Rob Holmes]

I have submitted mine... bit risky and i now feel like a dirty old man!

ROTFL

They had me in stitches :lol:

Rob

 

[Deleted member 2816]

Following on from your site name....you could always use piccies of Keanu Reeves.... ....plenty of amazing poses there!

 

[Julie]

Seconded. Much better than the woman draped over the swimming pool <grin>

Julie

 

[Webstuff]

Not sure I agree - and having him in any of the dresses currently worn by the women in your banners would get your website attention, but for the wrong reasons.

Also, the woman on the "domains" banner is clearly a medical curiosity, being able to start fires like that.

Is the woman on the "reseller" banner eating her dress?

Finally, why is the woman on the "customer services" banner setting up to eat a perfectly good laptop?

 

[Rob Holmes]

lol - where do I start???

We have had more sales today than normal - (no Webstuff not just 1 sale compared to zero usually before you ask :lol: ) unsure if it's co-incidental

Rob

 

[annethedonn]

Am I the only one who is missing the link between the women and hosting? The woman in the swimming pool looks as if she should be on another kind of site entirely...

Confused of Hove :?

I completely agree Julie - they might get the attention of the masculine population, but this sort of thing really does nothing for the female population. Perhaps a few hunky male pics would entice us?????

 

[Richard Conyard]

What would the slogans be like though?

"powerful web hosting"

or would they be more like:

"now with free lunchbox"

 

[annethedonn]

LOL, either would do me!!! Or perhaps a combination of both?

How about the rise and fall of web hosting???

 

[Webstuff]

You've had a sale today Matrixx?? Way to go!

(TBH I think your site's great, and you offer a great deal for hosting, but that spoils my fun... Just out of interest, do your packages come with ImageMagick?)

 

[Webstuff]

Also, whats this about a free lunch-box?

 

[Rob Holmes]

You've had a sale today Matrixx?? Way to go!

lol - well 1 a year isn't too bad is it ?

(TBH I think your site's great, and you offer a great deal for hosting, but that spoils my fun... Just out of interest, do your packages come with ImageMagick?)

I haven't got ImageMagick installed on any servers at the moment - but it could probably be installed - let me know if you want me to give it a go.

Rob

 

[top-click]

Rob - I was alolowed to give *naughty* answers right?

 

[Ozzy]

When is the closing date and when do we find out who the winner is?

 

[Rob Holmes]

When is the closing date and when do we find out who the winner is?

Well I see you just included it in your email newsletter so I'll leave it open until 5th August and I'll post the winners here

Rob