Recent content by Tej

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    Let get the jokes coming in

    An African bloke walked into my pub holding a bucket this afternoon. He handed me the bucket and said " Can you fill this with water?" I said " FFS how many miles have you walked for this?" He said" None, you cheeky sod, I am the window cleaner"
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    Let get the jokes coming in

    Little boy gets home from school and says "Dad, I've got a part in the school play as a man who's been married for 25 years." His Dad replies "Never mind son, maybe next time you'll get a speaking part!!"
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    Let get the jokes coming in

    In hindsight I should have posted my Facebook status as: "I've blown the head gasket on my 1997 XR3i" rather than "I've just buggered a 14 year old escort". The police still haven't seen the funnyside, my laptop's been confiscated, and the wife has gone off to her mother.
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    If you're a Millionaire, would you let all your friends know?

    He has been a good friend that long... and you know nothing of his family in all that time,or could not guess that he came from a wealthy family??? Guess he did not tall you earlier as he perhaps figured that he did not want his dad to be taken to the cleaners :D:D:D sorry, could'nt resist
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    Enforcing Terms & Conditions

    Well.. they could not have been a bunch of unqualified, inexperienced muppets... Roofers are in a league of their own :)
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    Where does the buck stop?

    LOL.. I guess 95% of business would not be in business. there would be no need for bank overdrafts... companies could not be started without having a decent amount of capital... but.. if every business paid immediately... we could call this place... Shangri-La Look at all the big boys... their...
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    Another one bites the dust.

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    Is this the easest way to lose customers, or am I just having a really bad week!

    The guy behind the till was built like a brick sh!thouse... i was not feeling brave enough to find out and probably having my card ripped to shreds.. :D:D
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    Who are your ancestors?

    LOL.. guess after reading Mikes article reference.. you must mean Nerfertiti.. I make you right :D
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    Is this the easest way to lose customers, or am I just having a really bad week!

    The notice was polite enough!! What is the norm in todays society? It works for them.. there is a queue of customers waiting to be served...and they don't need to give every tom, dick and harry a polite explanation.. or point to the notice :) You might have a different policy... your...
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    Is this the easest way to lose customers, or am I just having a really bad week!

    Whats with the bad manners?? The shop clearly has a notice "He then pointed to a sign behind the counter which said "Our staff do not talk on their mobile phones while serving you. We would respectably request that you do the same while being served by them". The OP did not respect...
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    Parents / partners retiring from family ltd company and how i buy them out.

    Hi There, and welcome I think you should post this in the Accounts forum for a response. There are very knowledgeable accountants there and would be well placed to guide you Hope this helps
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    Tesco caught with their snouts in the trough

    Very true.. Those were the days when the sun did not set on the British Empire.... gone!! Tesco ain't as big.. so yes anything can happen...:) If a relatively small percentage of people stopped shopping at Tesco...would have a big impact,.... IMHO
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    Is this the easest way to lose customers, or am I just having a really bad week!

    Obviousy they can afford to... people gotta eat!.. and ..they stick to their principles... kudos to them
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    Is this the easest way to lose customers, or am I just having a really bad week!

    Principles are good when one is NOT hungry. Guess the "bloody sandwich shop".. are satiated... so they adhere to their principles. You on the other hand might do anything for paying customers.... handling diversity :)
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