I'll take the chance. I can't see them giving a damn so long as it's paid back-government money is only subsidising the first year as far as I can see.
I've just signed the PDF with NatWest for the full 50k. Applied last night, email to with link to sign arrived 5AM this morning and luckily I was already at the yard.
I take Clinton's point about self cert being open to abuse, and am technically doing it myself. But I missed the boat on self cert mortgages due to my age, and got royally ****ed by house prices since, so this is my bite of the cake as far as I'm concerned.
I'm a sole trader with assets already exceeding 100k. I will use the 50K to pay off around 15k of finance at higher rates, and the rest will be used essentially as dirt cheap asset finance on things you can't normally get good rates on- second hand machines, small petrol tools, maybe a new trailer, a new lathe, that sort of thing. They can't take my house, so I'm happy with the risk profile as it's nothing I don't already do with assets currently on finance. Finance deals on new machines are secured against the machine, this loan is effectively secured against other machines I already own and will be used to buy more of the same.
It's about as close to responsible abuse of the scheme as you can get.

The ones to watch will be companies that were in trouble already, that just sell services, own no assets and will blow this on marketing and other misdirected efforts. If I were a website builder for example, I'd be churning out BBLS landing pages!
Also, just to prove I'm not a
total system abusing ******, I'll also give my sole employee (who really is very good) a pay rise despite the ongoing crap (we're still as busy as ever) There you go Boris- trickle down effect!