I'm looking for... a silver bullet

[japancool]

Something that's gonna make my business explode* and this time next year, make me a miwwionaire.

Suggestions on a postcard.

*Not involving gas cylinders.

Maybe I should buy a pub, burn it down and take the insurance money.

 

[Mark T Jones]

Something that's gonna make my business explode* and this time next year, make me a miwwionaire.

Suggestions on a postcard.

*Not involving gas cylinders.

Maybe I should buy a pub, burn it down and take the insurance money.

I'm reliably informed that the obvious answer here is Facebook. Or LinkedIn. Or exhibition stands. Or cold calling.

You could create & sell postcards specifically for people to send answers on.

The pub/fire thing doesn't work as a stand-alone. It can be useful if you have a failing pub (and good business interruption insurance), or of you are struggling with planning.

 

[Ozzy]

Something that's gonna make my business explode

Seriously, use TikTok for your products. I have it on very reliable authority that TikTok are pushing accounts that have a TikTok shop account and from what I've seen the consistent posters and ones that go live regularly are raking it in.

TikTok shop is a real game changer for products such as yours right now.

Also, not sure why you put this in Time Out - I'm inclined to shift to the marketing section.

{edit} I've been advised the joke may have gone over my head ?

 

[IanSuth]

Something that's gonna make my business explode* and this time next year, make me a miwwionaire.

Suggestions on a postcard.

*Not involving gas cylinders.

Maybe I should buy a pub, burn it down and take the insurance money.

The correct answer is

"Whatever the next poster on a forum/social media/networking event elevator pitch is selling"

 

[japancool]

The correct answer is

"Whatever the next poster on a forum/social media/networking event elevator pitch is selling"

I got an email from a nice Mr Choudhary offering to make my site rank No. 1 on Google, perhaps I should contact him.

 

[japancool]

TikTok shop is a real game changer for products such as yours right now.

On a serious note, TikTok just called me, and I have a call scheduled with them tomorrow.

 

[Kerwin]

Sell tap water!

 

[alan1302]

Sell tap water!

Sell dehydrated water - it's easier to send.

 

[japancool]

Sell tap water!

Peckham Springs?

 

[Lucan Unlordly]

Start a page inviting people to set up an account within which they can post pictures and videos of themselves in various states of undress whilst cooking.

The name?


'Only Flans'