Recent content by RCHumphrey

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    Let get the jokes coming in

    An Irishman walks out of a bar. A dyslexic man walks into a bra. A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't say anything because its a duck. A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks...
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    Let get the jokes coming in

    A horse walks into a bar. It takes a massive sh*t on the floor.
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    How I dislike the Olympics.

    To be fair P&G will never be able to compete with this in my mind http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WKN-6sulyM
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    Rental Deposit Return

    I don't quite understand, if the contract expires on the 28th then you won't be getting anything back until then anyways, probably a week or so later by cheque. I don't think the landlord can keep your deposit for longer than that reasonably but it may depend on the type of contract you signed.
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    My little 16 Year Old Niece Taking On The Music World If You Like Then Please Support

    I think she's really good but the duet with that guy just really doesn't work, I think she is a much better singer than him and it shows.... I wish her the best of luck.
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    Hello Everybody!!

    Hi Sam I hope people will be able to help you, its a very useful community with a vast amount of experience :)
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    Free Music Album Promo Help

    Hi Kalooki, I have a bit of experience in promoting musicians on an online global platform, but what I found to be most effective was to offer a free single or EP. The problem with an album is that there are naturally going to be some less popular tracks than others. The best thing in my opinion...
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    Desperately need to get more facebook likes!

    I would agree that paying an 'expert' isn't a valid solution to the problem but I think there are points that we would fundamentally agree with: 1) Facebook and other Social Media platforms can be used successfully to generate more custom for the majority of businesses regardless of price. 2)...
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    Desperately need to get more facebook likes!

    Just to clarify I'm not a marketer, in SEO or any form of webdesign, just in case that was being suggested. There are countless examples of companies not in these industries using FB ads successfully, as I posted in the article earlier (check first post I make), Unilever one of the biggest FMCG...
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    Desperately need to get more facebook likes!

    It definitely can do :rolleyes: The fact is there are so many variables with regards to advertising in general and Facebook is no different. It all depends on the advertising campaign in my opinion and who its targeted to.... but there can be no doubt that a Facebook fan page does bring in...
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    Desperately need to get more facebook likes!

    OP is being sarcastic. There are always going to be opposing views, the article below gives a less biased overview of the impact of FB advertising. End of the day the BBC article is a glorified opinion column. www[DOT]ft[DOT]com/cms/s/0/1949f508-a4f4-11e1-9a94-00144feabdc0html#axzz20nFBpqol...
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    Do any Marketers work on a %?

    Anyone can make a website, if I had an idea I could ask a web design company and it would be done. To make it work requires drive, determination and ideally a full contact book. I doubt any good marketers would work on a %, depends on product, the % and a whole range of other things. Some might...
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    Text speak in adverts? Arghhh

    But he has already explained that it is in a B2B group. Clearly he is just going to get laughed out the group, I already made the point that as an advert standing alone, there is nothing wrong with, but then he explained the context.
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    How to advertise overseas?

    If the services you provide are online then online advertising is the way forward. As I understand you design logos which in itself is a very busy and difficult market to get involved with but if you have a strong portfolio of clients and previous work then you shouldn't have an issue getting...
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    Text speak in adverts? Arghhh

    Oh dear lord....