I have £250,000.00 to give you if you are in cookware industry

Swisaw

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I have £250,000.00 to give you if you are in cookware industry.

Actually not :redface:, I don't have it but I can get it to give it to you if you are in cookware industry and willing to become my partner to develop my cookware concept 'A Better Cookware'. The government grants up to £250,000 to develop new viable business ideas like mine to stimulate economy. I have already opened an account on line to apply for this grant for each one of my inventions but the priority is for my 'A Better Cookware' invention, which has a high potential to be accepted for this grant.

There are no financial and skill conditions attached to the grant but questions asked on a large scale about your business skills related to the idea in question, your financial position and expenditure list. I don't have any business skill in cookware industry and my financial position is extremely poor. Add to that I don't have experience in a large business like cookware business to know what sort of expenditure I need to start up. So if someone, individual or company, with this skill and experience, and good financial position, joins me or let me to join them we will get this grant for research and development without any question asked and more later.


My concept of 'A Better Cookware' has a future because it is going to be legislated for any kitchen of over certain size to use my A Better Cookware for major cooking, boiling, backing and roasting needs. For smaller kitchens heating discounts will be offered. This is for environmental reasons and to save energy. This is because my concept of A Better Cookware utilises heat better and creates a new business, a second business, from recyclable disused items, which are available in plenty.

First I thought my concept of 'A Better Cookware' uses less energy like the use of something around 70% of the energy used by a usual cookware. But now I have discovered ideally it may not need more than one third, yes that is right I said one third, of the energy needed by a usual cooking or boiling pan. Practically, it should reduce the use of energy at least by half, still not bad. So if your cooking, boiling, baking and roasting needs add a £1000.00 to your household gas or electricity bill a year, this should be reduced by at least £500.00. For a business like a restaurant, it means a saving of thousands of pounds.


I am ready to join any one, individual or company, on equitable terms on this enterprise. You are invited to apply if you have any of the following conditions:


1- If you are an individual or company, your cookware business thriving and you have been in this business for years.
2- If you are an individual or company, you have started business in cookware industry recently and the business is doing all right.
3- If you are an individual or company in cookware industry but the business is struggling and could stop unless some dramatic changes made to it.
4- If your cookware business stopped trading because of market adversaries but still you have resources and can remobilise them.
5- If you are merely an individual and have years of experience in cookware industry.
6- If you are an individual or company in any thriving business and willing to diversify to cookware industry.
7- If you are an individual or company in any business, which is struggling and you want to diversify on the hope of saving it.
8- If you have cash enough, at least equal to the amount of the grant.
9- Newly graduated with academic business qualification in sales and negotiation.


Priority starts from the first to the last. Please contact me with any convenient means. As a rule, I need to see your credentials from details of your experience to financial position and you have to sign none-disclosure contract form to see technical details of the concept.


Admittedly, the concept seems to be very simple and obvious but because of the dramatic changes it makes in the utilisation of heat so efficiently, justifies to describe it as the reinvention of pans, pots, kittles and ovens to cook, boil, bake and roast.


R. M. Ahmad,
32 Hollybush Street
London E13 9DZ UK
077 1212 6265
[email protected],
http://thrilling.me.uk
 
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So your opening statement is a lie. What else do you lie about?

Points 7 and 8 are conflicting because if my business was struggling why would I put £250k+ into a tin pot outfit and not into my own business to save it?

 
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I have £250,000.00 to give you

The government grants up to £250,000 to develop new viable business ideas like mine to stimulate economy.

So wait....

1) You don't have £250,000
2) You've not even been guaranteed it by the Government yet
3) This grant is available to ANY businesses in that area
4) You expect other businesses in that area to invest in your idea and get the grant, when they could just take that idea and get the grant themselves?

Wow.
 
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So your opening statement is a lie. What else do you lie about?

Points 7 and 8 are conflicting because if my business was struggling why would I put £250k+ into a tin pot outfit and not into my own business to save it?

You have not grasped the point.
It is usual for a struggling business to diversify or completely enter a new market when opportunities arise. Such business obviously has a lot of resources, which can be used as it is or modified to fit the new market. It is a lot easier for an established business to enter a new industry than a new starter. In my case, it is better for me to go into a partnership with an established business in a different market than with a new starter with loads of money. If you don't have some capital skills and experience you can not benefit me whatsoever unless you have cash enough.
 
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Swisaw

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So wait....

1) You don't have £250,000
2) You've not even been guaranteed it by the Government yet
3) This grant is available to ANY businesses in that area
4) You expect other businesses in that area to invest in your idea and get the grant, when they could just take that idea and get the grant themselves?

Wow.


the concept is very exceptional and I could get a grant a lone but I rather prefere to go into partnership to obtain readily available resources like business intelect, experience and skills, equipment, buildings, skilled labour and support resources.

Inellectual property theft is not like shoplifting to get away with it.
 
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the concept is very exceptional and I could get a grant a lone

Oh dear god I really do hope the goverment doesn't give out 1/4 million £ of tax payers money to somebody whoes pitch contains the following:

I don’t have any business skill in cookware industry and my financial position is extremely poor. Add to that I don’t have experience in a large business like cookware business to know what sort of expenditure I need to start up. http://thrilling.me.uk/

:eek:
 
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Exactly who is sponsoring this Legislation, Labour, Conservatives or The monster Loony party ?

Whichever one, sponsors this legislation, will get absolute majority in the house next election. The use of these cookwares will reduce demand on electricity and gas on a large scale. This should bring price down a lot, some thing will benefit majority of voters..
 
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I didn't think the government was giving grants for stuff like this. It don't strike me as something that will "stimulate" the economy, it probably would not make a profit for years.

If your idea is as good as you think it is op and they are offering you 250k you don't need anyone else. You just need to get them made and try and sell them. It's not as hard as it looks, that is ofcourse if your product is as good as you claim it to be......
 
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I didn't think the government was giving grants for stuff like this. It don't strike me as something that will "stimulate" the economy, it probably would not make a profit for years.

If your idea is as good as you think it is op and they are offering you 250k you don't need anyone else. You just need to get them made and try and sell them. It's not as hard as it looks, that is ofcourse if your product is as good as you claim it to be......

I am also thinking on the same line but unfortunately things are not as easy as that. I am sure my claim is correct and may be a lot better than my claim. Technical details of the concept are available for any one with the right credentials.
 
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Swisaw

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Oh dear god I really do hope the goverment doesn't give out 1/4 million £ of tax payers money to somebody whoes pitch contains the following:



:eek:

When you see technical features, you are not going to think like that. The government wants to support ideas like mine. Obviously the government also must provide to compensate for any short comings. If I alone get the grant I will expect more support from the government like guidance and advices on most of the major issues.
 
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Whichever one, sponsors this legislation, will get absolute majority in the house next election. The use of these cookwares will reduce demand on electricity and gas on a large scale. This should bring price down a lot, some thing will benefit majority of voters..

I can not see them giving you this grant if this is what your product does. They will earn no way near as much tax on your product than they do on the electricity and gas that would not be used if people were using your product.
 
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Government support for new and exisitng businesses always exist regardless to the grant or not.

Government support will be quite generic I imagine, most likely to do with PAYE, tax, employee relates issues ect. They are not going to have the industry specific knowledge you need to drive your specialist product forward.
Thats what the business owner is for.
 
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if the government granted the money for the individual or the company,maybe a lot of people would apply it,i don't think you will find the partner here,and of cause you lie us to enter in your theme,even what you said is really attracted,how could we trust in you?
 
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I can not see them giving you this grant if this is what your product does. They will earn no way near as much tax on your product than they do on the electricity and gas that would not be used if people were using your product.


Any political party, makes an issue of this concept, 'A Better Cookware' will also make an issue in my other concepts; road vehicle brake and shock absorber power recovery and reuse, landing aeroplane power recovery and reuse, stationary power storages and Nerissa Gliders.


Road vehicle brake and shock absorber power recovery and reuse fitted to public transport like buses and under ground and over ground trains in London will do two jobs, it reduces local authority taxes and demand on fuel. A car driven in a city like London and fitted with brake and shock absorber power recovery and reuse should save at least the cost of fuel by half as well as saving on the cost of wear and tear. Because no longer you need to take this car to repair brakes like fitting new pads and shoes. In addition it will be exempt from congestion charge. This will reduce demand on fuel a lot. A heavy lorry will be exempt from congestion and ozone zone charge, as well as reducing the cost of fuel by as much as half. This will reduce the cost of delivery, which means consumers, voters, will pay less when shopping.


May stationary power storages can be fitted to public building lifts to recover and reuse the power of descending lifts and people inside it. If fitted to all public lifts in London for example it will reduce local tax and demand on fuel. Further they can be fitted to wind mills to increase their power production capacity. Because they can help windmills to operate at lower wind speed. For example if they fitted to giant windmills of East London, they increase productive capacity of these windmills by many times. They also can be used to build a lot smaller wind mills than the ones in East London with the same or possibly more power production capacity. This will lead an increase of building windmills. Because it is a lot easier and cheaper to build a small windmill than the giant windmills of East London. This also should help to reduce demand on usual fuels like petrol and provide cheaper and cleaner power.


My other concepts like Nerissa Gliders and landing aircraft power recovery have similar advantages in reducing demand on fuel. If all my concept put in use in the country wide, it may lead to the collapse of fuel price, which means consumers, voters, and business will get cheaper fuel a lot. Cheaper fuel can generate an economic recovery to lead to a prosperity longer than any before.


This is a good opportunity for smaller political parties to make an issue of my concepts to break the monopoly of large political parties on power.
 
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Swisaw

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Have you tried the support? Have you applied for the grant?

Have you got anything else to support this argument on here other than complete and unqualified conjecture?

The granting board discusses applications once a month. I have already filled the applications but not completed. Now it is too late for this month, May, but hopefully my application for 'A Better cookware' concept should be ready to go infront of the board for next month, June.

If you have the right credentials like BSC you can see technical details after signing my none disclosure contract form.
 
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My concept of ‘A Better Cookware’ has a future because it is going to be legislated for any kitchen of over certain size to use my A Better Cookware for major cooking, boiling, backing and roasting needs. For smaller kitchens heating discounts will be offered.

I am very interested in this legislation, it will be of critical importance to my members. Can anyone point me to it please?
 
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If I had some thing better than paperwork possibly I woudn't have to go to these few folks as you put it. Obviously these few folks must be highly qualified to evaluate any application for the grant.

My point being, you've got nothing until that grant is accepted. Everything leading up to the money being in your bank account is a dream. Once the money's in your account, then come back and start looking for someone to come on board.

Nobody in their right mind is going to come on board with you for the small chance of getting this £250k you imagine you can get.
 
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I am very interested in this legislation, it will be of critical importance to my members. Can anyone point me to it please?



This is not yet legislated. To legislate it you have to sponsor it or make an election issue of it. Greater London Authority changed hands between the two big political parties because of congestion charge and ozone zone issues.


This is your chance to control Local and National authorities through a program of good energy management by exploiting my concepts to benefit business and consumers. For example it should be easy to control Greater London Authority with a program to reduce local council taxes and, congestion charge and ozone zone cost exemptions.


Undertake a program to fit my brake power recovery and reuse to all London transport. This should reduce the cost of fuel for a bus for example at least by one third. Add to that the savings done on the cost brake maintenance. My concept of brake power recovery and reuse is a frictionless brake, without brake pads and brake shoes. So you don't need to take this bus out of service each now and then for brake maintenance. When this applied on public transport and all local authority transport services, it will save millions of tax payers money.


Exempt any vehicle fitted with my brake power recovery and reuse from congestion charge and ozone zone cost. This benefits business and consumers as well as green requirements. My brake power recovery and reuse, if fitted to all trains on the National Railway and underground will reduce cost of travel for consumers, voters.


With the use of my brake power recovery and reuse concept as well as my 'A better Cookware' concept, you should able to bring down energy cost for the consumers. You can also deal with traffic congestion with use of Nerissa Gliders and my 'Wingless Flying Car' concept. You can use Nerissa Gliders to open new river crossings and new public transport routes. You can make an air taxi service from my 'Wingless Flying Car' concept.


I am ready to negotiate with any interested party on equitable terms and conditions.
 
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frictionless brake, without brake pads and brake shoes.

You can also deal with traffic congestion with use of Nerissa Gliders and my 'Wingless Flying Car' concept. You can use Nerissa Gliders to open new river crossings and new public transport routes. You can make an air taxi service from my 'Wingless Flying Car' concept.

For my next invention - Chocolate fire gaurds :D

Well we all better start preparing for the price of bacon to go up
 
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