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I have £250,000.00 to give you if you are in cookware industry

Discussion in 'General Business Forum' started by Swisaw, May 7, 2011.

  1. Swisaw

    Swisaw UKBF Ace Full Member

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    When you see technical features, you are not going to think like that. The government wants to support ideas like mine. Obviously the government also must provide to compensate for any short comings. If I alone get the grant I will expect more support from the government like guidance and advices on most of the major issues.
     
    Posted: May 7, 2011 By: Swisaw Member since: Sep 24, 2010
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  2. Parthelan

    Parthelan UKBF Newcomer Free Member

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    So, the UK government will give you a quater of a million quid, and then teach you how to run a business and develop a new product :|

    See, they're not nearly as bad as some make 'em out to be :cool:
     
    Posted: May 7, 2011 By: Parthelan Member since: Dec 16, 2010
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  3. rickyhyde89

    rickyhyde89 UKBF Newcomer Free Member

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    I can not see them giving you this grant if this is what your product does. They will earn no way near as much tax on your product than they do on the electricity and gas that would not be used if people were using your product.
     
    Posted: May 7, 2011 By: rickyhyde89 Member since: Apr 4, 2011
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  4. Swisaw

    Swisaw UKBF Ace Full Member

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    Government support for new and exisitng businesses always exist regardless to the grant or not.
     
    Posted: May 8, 2011 By: Swisaw Member since: Sep 24, 2010
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  5. stugster

    stugster UKBF Legend Free Member

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    Have you tried the support? Have you applied for the grant?

    Have you got anything else to support this argument on here other than complete and unqualified conjecture?
     
    Posted: May 8, 2011 By: stugster Member since: Feb 1, 2007
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  6. arcon5

    arcon5 UKBF Ace Free Member

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    Government support will be quite generic I imagine, most likely to do with PAYE, tax, employee relates issues ect. They are not going to have the industry specific knowledge you need to drive your specialist product forward.
    Thats what the business owner is for.
     
    Posted: May 8, 2011 By: arcon5 Member since: Sep 6, 2006
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  7. elecpack

    elecpack UKBF Newcomer Free Member

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    if the government granted the money for the individual or the company,maybe a lot of people would apply it,i don't think you will find the partner here,and of cause you lie us to enter in your theme,even what you said is really attracted,how could we trust in you?
     
    Posted: May 8, 2011 By: elecpack Member since: May 8, 2011
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  8. roydmoorian

    roydmoorian UKBF Ace Full Member - Verified Business

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    It is called .....wait for it....... A LID :D :D
     
    Posted: May 8, 2011 By: roydmoorian Member since: Nov 6, 2009
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  9. Swisaw

    Swisaw UKBF Ace Full Member

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    Any political party, makes an issue of this concept, 'A Better Cookware' will also make an issue in my other concepts; road vehicle brake and shock absorber power recovery and reuse, landing aeroplane power recovery and reuse, stationary power storages and Nerissa Gliders.


    Road vehicle brake and shock absorber power recovery and reuse fitted to public transport like buses and under ground and over ground trains in London will do two jobs, it reduces local authority taxes and demand on fuel. A car driven in a city like London and fitted with brake and shock absorber power recovery and reuse should save at least the cost of fuel by half as well as saving on the cost of wear and tear. Because no longer you need to take this car to repair brakes like fitting new pads and shoes. In addition it will be exempt from congestion charge. This will reduce demand on fuel a lot. A heavy lorry will be exempt from congestion and ozone zone charge, as well as reducing the cost of fuel by as much as half. This will reduce the cost of delivery, which means consumers, voters, will pay less when shopping.


    May stationary power storages can be fitted to public building lifts to recover and reuse the power of descending lifts and people inside it. If fitted to all public lifts in London for example it will reduce local tax and demand on fuel. Further they can be fitted to wind mills to increase their power production capacity. Because they can help windmills to operate at lower wind speed. For example if they fitted to giant windmills of East London, they increase productive capacity of these windmills by many times. They also can be used to build a lot smaller wind mills than the ones in East London with the same or possibly more power production capacity. This will lead an increase of building windmills. Because it is a lot easier and cheaper to build a small windmill than the giant windmills of East London. This also should help to reduce demand on usual fuels like petrol and provide cheaper and cleaner power.


    My other concepts like Nerissa Gliders and landing aircraft power recovery have similar advantages in reducing demand on fuel. If all my concept put in use in the country wide, it may lead to the collapse of fuel price, which means consumers, voters, and business will get cheaper fuel a lot. Cheaper fuel can generate an economic recovery to lead to a prosperity longer than any before.


    This is a good opportunity for smaller political parties to make an issue of my concepts to break the monopoly of large political parties on power.
     
    Posted: May 9, 2011 By: Swisaw Member since: Sep 24, 2010
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  10. MASSEY

    MASSEY UKBF Legend Full Member

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    Phone up the BBC and ask them to go on dragons den. Tell them you have 250k and you just need their help. The dragons will trip over running towards you.
     
    Posted: May 9, 2011 By: MASSEY Member since: Nov 29, 2009
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  11. Swisaw

    Swisaw UKBF Ace Full Member

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    The granting board discusses applications once a month. I have already filled the applications but not completed. Now it is too late for this month, May, but hopefully my application for 'A Better cookware' concept should be ready to go infront of the board for next month, June.

    If you have the right credentials like BSC you can see technical details after signing my none disclosure contract form.
     
    Last edited: May 9, 2011
    Posted: May 9, 2011 By: Swisaw Member since: Sep 24, 2010
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  12. stugster

    stugster UKBF Legend Free Member

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    Okay... so you've got paperwork in front of a few folks. You still have nothing.
     
    Posted: May 9, 2011 By: stugster Member since: Feb 1, 2007
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  13. Swisaw

    Swisaw UKBF Ace Full Member

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    If I had some thing better than paperwork possibly I woudn't have to go to these few folks as you put it. Obviously these few folks must be highly qualified to evaluate any application for the grant.
     
    Posted: May 9, 2011 By: Swisaw Member since: Sep 24, 2010
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  14. tICG

    tICG UKBF Newcomer Free Member

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    I am very interested in this legislation, it will be of critical importance to my members. Can anyone point me to it please?
     
    Posted: May 9, 2011 By: tICG Member since: Apr 30, 2011
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  15. stugster

    stugster UKBF Legend Free Member

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    My point being, you've got nothing until that grant is accepted. Everything leading up to the money being in your bank account is a dream. Once the money's in your account, then come back and start looking for someone to come on board.

    Nobody in their right mind is going to come on board with you for the small chance of getting this £250k you imagine you can get.
     
    Posted: May 9, 2011 By: stugster Member since: Feb 1, 2007
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  16. JohnLocke1

    JohnLocke1 UKBF Newcomer Free Member

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    You've missed it this year, but I believe Lord Alan of Sugar is giving away exactly the amount you are looking for, and his presence as a partner, on The Apprentice.

    Look forward to seeing you on TV in 2012.

    John
     
    Posted: May 9, 2011 By: JohnLocke1 Member since: Apr 12, 2011
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  17. Mustaka

    Mustaka UKBF Newcomer Free Member

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    I think it quite reasonable to assume someone has already made off with your intellect Swisaw.
     
    Posted: May 9, 2011 By: Mustaka Member since: Feb 3, 2009
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  18. Newcott

    Newcott UKBF Newcomer Free Member

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    well this thread made my day, can't belive your back with more pipedreams.

    Yours Sincerely

    Bob Hope.
     
    Posted: May 9, 2011 By: Newcott Member since: Jul 9, 2010
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  19. Swisaw

    Swisaw UKBF Ace Full Member

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    This is not yet legislated. To legislate it you have to sponsor it or make an election issue of it. Greater London Authority changed hands between the two big political parties because of congestion charge and ozone zone issues.


    This is your chance to control Local and National authorities through a program of good energy management by exploiting my concepts to benefit business and consumers. For example it should be easy to control Greater London Authority with a program to reduce local council taxes and, congestion charge and ozone zone cost exemptions.


    Undertake a program to fit my brake power recovery and reuse to all London transport. This should reduce the cost of fuel for a bus for example at least by one third. Add to that the savings done on the cost brake maintenance. My concept of brake power recovery and reuse is a frictionless brake, without brake pads and brake shoes. So you don't need to take this bus out of service each now and then for brake maintenance. When this applied on public transport and all local authority transport services, it will save millions of tax payers money.


    Exempt any vehicle fitted with my brake power recovery and reuse from congestion charge and ozone zone cost. This benefits business and consumers as well as green requirements. My brake power recovery and reuse, if fitted to all trains on the National Railway and underground will reduce cost of travel for consumers, voters.


    With the use of my brake power recovery and reuse concept as well as my 'A better Cookware' concept, you should able to bring down energy cost for the consumers. You can also deal with traffic congestion with use of Nerissa Gliders and my 'Wingless Flying Car' concept. You can use Nerissa Gliders to open new river crossings and new public transport routes. You can make an air taxi service from my 'Wingless Flying Car' concept.


    I am ready to negotiate with any interested party on equitable terms and conditions.
     
    Posted: May 10, 2011 By: Swisaw Member since: Sep 24, 2010
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  20. Newcott

    Newcott UKBF Newcomer Free Member

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    For my next invention - Chocolate fire gaurds :D

    Well we all better start preparing for the price of bacon to go up
     
    Posted: May 10, 2011 By: Newcott Member since: Jul 9, 2010
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