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a child can play with its mother's breasts but not with its father's testicles -
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Liverpool: WWWDL Arsenal: WWWWW Tottenham: WLWWD Man City: LWWWL Man United: LM*AO -
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In an alcohol factory the regular taster died and the director started looking for a new one to hire A drunk, with a ragged, dirty look came to apply for the position. The director of the factory wondered how to send him away. They tested him. He was given a glass with a drink. He tried it and... -
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A man once asked Winston Churchill, "Mr Prime Minister, how do you stay so fit?" To which he replied, "By going to the funerals of my once athletic friends". -
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Wife treats hubby by taking him to a lap dancing club for his birthday..... At the lap dancing club, the Doorman says, Hi Dave how`s tricks? Wife asks, how does he know u? Dave says, er, I play footy with him... Inside, the barman says, usual Dave? Dave says, before you say anything, he`s on... -
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Boy: Hey baby Girl: Sorry who is this, I lost all my contacts Boy: Your boyfriend Girl: Hey Jake hunny, missed you loads.... love you like how a fat boy loves cake! Boy: No it's Fred..... Girl: Ooo Sh*t!! -
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A banker father takes his son out on his yacht. While leaving the harbour he points various yachts. "This one belongs to a banker, that one a broker" as he sailed down the channel. After watching the parade for a few minutes, the son asks "Daddy, where are the client yachts?". -
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Wife: Look at that man who has drunk a lot.. Husband: Who is he? Wife: 10 year ago, he was my boy friend and i denied him for marriage. Husband: Oh my god, he is still celebrating!! ############################################### -
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Girl- which computer do u have? Boy- I have a computer with intel core i7 processor at 3.3 ghz, windows 7, 64 bit, 8gb ram & nvidia gtx 560 graphics card B-) Boy- which computer do YOU have??? Girl- A PINK ONE !! -
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I backed a horse at 10 to 1 and it came in at 3pm -
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A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why is he staring and he replies, "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you." She answers, "My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as Iam and have been a... -
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Answer a question, ask a question
A: No. If they were big grapes, they will be called big grapes by the Americans Q: When and why was the last time you laughed until you cried? -
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Answer a question, ask a question
A: One horse size duck Q: What is your favorite holiday destination -
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A: A pimp Q:If money was not a problem, how many kids would you have? -
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Answer a question, ask a question
A: three balls - a football, a rugby ball and a squash ball Q: What is your favorite music album?