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    A service focused on businesses with wasted marketing spend - Advice or investment

    2k is nothing. Surely this is self funding territory, through income/personal loan. If you can't persuade friends and family, how do you think you will persuade an investor? How about pitching prospects to get one to fund you... They get the service for free, you get funding and a reference...
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    I’ve built a new leadership advisory service, but I cannot get any traction

    You could ask AI... 😁
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    Selling a business name

    Ha. Ozzy's a good lad, even if he's from Birmingham... 😁
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    What are your thoughts on cash?

    I think money laundering regs would stop that... I seem to remember about 25 years ago we sold my wife's car. The guy turned up with a briefcase with a pile of cash. When I took it to the bank they demanded I fill out a form explaining where the cash came from. A suitcase full of £100k to...
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    What are your thoughts on cash?

    Not sure my private jet hire company will accept a suitcase full of cash... 😛
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    Who is a millionaire within this forum?

    Stop charging for your time and start charging for your value... Simples ;)
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    The extremely extremely forbidden problem of lying customers

    The problem of lying Bank Employees 1. The bank salespeople who claim they can cold call to sell their crap because I have an account with their bank. Strangely, a complaint to the ICO resulted in no more calls...:rolleyes: 2. The bank employee who claimed I was out of time to claim a refund...
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    Marketing Budget Discussion

    How much other people spend is irrelevant. What matters is what is the lifetime value of a customer. Then you'll know how much YOU can afford to spend...
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    Hello

    Retired Snooker player...? ;)
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    Bins Contract problem

    Then I would suggest invoicing them for storage and/or giving them notice that if it's not removed within say 14 days, it will be disposed off. Getting a solicitor to issue the notice will likely get their attention. Whatever you do, don't pay them.
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    Bins Contract problem

    If you don't have a contract with them, how are you liable...?
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    Looking for business partner

    Simple, lost cost, low risk business - copywriting. Don't need a partner. Huge potential as most Ads suck. And if you find something you want to get into, you then have a great skill to help you get started... I knew a couple who specialised in rewriting about pages to make them interesting... :)
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    Selling my online store, what else can I do?

    How about selling to a competitor, especially one that doesn't currently have an online shop, or is outranked by your shop...
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    Feedback on my business card design

    Ever heard of selling the sizzle, not the sausage? Nobody cares about who you are or what you do. They care what you can do for them. So write your big benefit (USP) in big letters on your card... Tell them why you, over the gazillion other web designers out there... Make the card work for you.
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    Getting rid of a decent amount of fashion stock

    AI can also generate fake people... https://perchance.org/ai-text-to-image-generator
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