I decided on my next business

Discussion in 'General Business Forum' started by DancingWithPoodles, Nov 20, 2009.

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  1. UKSBD

    UKSBD Not a real duck Staff Member

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    Date taken 24/03/09 :)
     
    Posted: Dec 16, 2009 By: UKSBD Member since: Dec 30, 2005
  2. LicensedToTrade

    LicensedToTrade UKBF Legend Free Member

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    Do they make pastry cutters in that shape? What flavour of soap would you prefer, I'm confident I can match any quote that DWP gives you. I use only the finest ingredients sourced from quality street and timotei. PM me
     
    Posted: Dec 16, 2009 By: LicensedToTrade Member since: Nov 7, 2009
  3. dehaani

    dehaani UKBF Newcomer Free Member

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    DWP, you forgot to fix the EXIF data. :rolleyes:
     
    Posted: Dec 16, 2009 By: dehaani Member since: Dec 16, 2009
  4. dehaani

    dehaani UKBF Newcomer Free Member

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    By the way, where is the all-important brand that you've been harking on about?

    It might have been an idea to stamp it on the "chocolate" soap instead of stamping kid's pastry cutters into it.

    I'd like to just mention that as far as soap goes, yours doesn't look as appetising as Lush products.
     
    Posted: Dec 16, 2009 By: dehaani Member since: Dec 16, 2009
  5. scothost

    scothost UKBF Newcomer Free Member

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    For the benefit of others, EXIF data is contained in most photos, it tells you lots of snippets about the photo, type of camera etc...

    The first image has no data, so lets give him that one as a gift and pretend its his.

    The 2nd with the girls:

    EXIF data says it was taken on the 24th March 2009, or at least the last time it was edited was on that date using Adobe Photoshop CS2

    The 3rd image with the soap:

    Taken with a Panasonic DMC-FS3
    It was taken on the 4th April 2009 at 16:23 if you want to be really specific
     
    Posted: Dec 16, 2009 By: scothost Member since: Aug 29, 2009
  6. Bes

    Bes UKBF Newcomer Free Member

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    Idiot.

    The EXIF data shows two dates in March and April this year, so clearly these were not taken yesterday.

    Can this thread be closed now?
     
    Posted: Dec 17, 2009 By: Bes Member since: Apr 27, 2009
  7. TFGtv

    TFGtv Banned

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    For the picture of the 'Chocolates' ... (maybe they are soap!)

    Make : Panasonic
    Model : DMC-FS3
    Software : Ver.1.0
    DateTime : 2009:04:04 16:23:11
    ExposureTime : 1/13Sec
    FNumber : F2.8
    ExposureProgram : Program Normal
    ISOSpeedRatings : 400
    ExifVersion : 0221
    DateTimeOriginal : 2009:04:04 16:23:11
    DateTimeDigitized : 2009:04:04 16:23:11

    For the one of the ...errr 'ladies' in red

    Software : Adobe Photoshop CS2 Windows
    DateTime : 2009:03:24 00:46:03

    What a sad sad little liar you are poodlepoo... Even the cruddy 'chocolates' are fake.... What's up? Would Mummy not let you play with the hot cooker to make some chocies of your own...:D:D:D:D:D

    Little tip for the future... Next time you try to BS some forum with pictures don't pick one that's wall to wall with imaging professionals! :rolleyes:
     
    Posted: Dec 17, 2009 By: TFGtv Member since: Aug 9, 2008
  8. papverpoppies

    papverpoppies UKBF Newcomer Free Member

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    I can understand DWP taking the joke so far (after all we gave him the fuel) but to actually post silly photos and still pretend - that is something else.

    I agree, the thread should be closed, as it has been 'proved' how ludicrous this has all become.

    I was sharing the joke with you DWP - up until now.

    Poppy
     
    Posted: Dec 17, 2009 By: papverpoppies Member since: Apr 8, 2009
  9. scothost

    scothost UKBF Newcomer Free Member

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    Exactly my thoughts as soon as I seen the images :D
     
    Posted: Dec 17, 2009 By: scothost Member since: Aug 29, 2009
  10. scothost

    scothost UKBF Newcomer Free Member

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    Agreed, it was a bit of fun, light entertainment if you like, but it's over now, nobody seriously thought there was truth in this did they :eek:

    I think a mod is required to close the thread and ban the dog :D
     
    Posted: Dec 17, 2009 By: scothost Member since: Aug 29, 2009
  11. TFGtv

    TFGtv Banned

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    :D:D:D:D

    And do I recall him mentioning his iphone?

    Shocking the amount of data you can get from say a picture of some Twiglets...

    Filename : snc00274.jpg
    JFIF_APP1 : Exif
    Main Information
    Orientation : left-hand side
    Model : SGH-i900
    Make : SAMSUNG
    Software : Mits Camera
    ExifInfoOffset : 115
    GPSInfoOffset : 379
    Sub Information
    ExposureTime : 1/16Sec
    ExifVersion : 0220
    Contrast : Normal
    Saturation : Normal
    Sharpness : Normal
    MeteringMode : CenterWeightedAverage
    ISOSpeedRatings : 739
    ExifImageWidth : 1280
    ExifImageHeight : 960
    DateTimeOriginal : 13/12/2009 10:53
    WhiteBalance : Auto
    Flash : Not fired
    FocalLength : 4.51(mm)
    UserComment :
    FNumber : F2.8
    CustomRendered : Normal process
    DigitalZoomRatio : 10/10
    GPS Informtion
    GPSVersionID : 1,0,0,0
    GPSLatitudeRef : N
    GPSLatitude : 0 0 [DM] 0 0' 0.00" [DMS]
    GPSLongitudeRef : E
    GPSLongitude : 0 0 [DM] 0 0' 0.00" [DMS]
    GPSAltitudeRef : Sea level
    GPSAltitude : 0/100000000 meters
    GPSMapDatum : WGS-84
    Thumbnail Information
    Compression : OLDJPEG
    JPEGInterchangeFormat : 582
    JPEGInterchangeFormatLength : 4902

    Yup! high time the dog was neutered...
     
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    Posted: Dec 17, 2009 By: TFGtv Member since: Aug 9, 2008
  12. scothost

    scothost UKBF Newcomer Free Member

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    :D forgot about that pic!

    How good would it have been if he had GPS tracking switched on, we could have tracked him right to his mums house :)
     
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    Posted: Dec 17, 2009 By: scothost Member since: Aug 29, 2009
  13. MrsPWN

    MrsPWN UKBF Newcomer Free Member

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    OK, over 19,000 views...I vote in the absence of a mod we all just stop posting!!
     
    Posted: Dec 17, 2009 By: MrsPWN Member since: Jul 25, 2009
  14. DancingWithPoodles

    DancingWithPoodles Banned

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    HAHAHA my idea was get you geared up... obviously I didn't upload the real ones you can even see that the size is different and immediatly Hercule Poirots of the forum came to light hahaha:D

    you are sooooo funny what did you think OMG hahaha of course the images were joke but the actual party was real... HOWEVER...

    I DO NOT HAVE ANYMORE TIME TO WASTE AS I HAVE A BUSINESS WAITING FOR ME SO SEE YOU MAYBE IN COUPLE OF MONTHS IF YOU ARE GOOD I MIGHT EVEN GIVE YOU SOME INFO AND PICTURES. FOR NOW EAT YOUR CEREAL AND SOMEDAY YOU MAY UNDERSTAND WHAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED!!!

    SEE U
     
    Posted: Dec 17, 2009 By: DancingWithPoodles Member since: Nov 16, 2009
  15. Bes

    Bes UKBF Newcomer Free Member

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    Drinking at 9:59 AM eh?
    Those damned EXIFs again!!
     
    Posted: Dec 17, 2009 By: Bes Member since: Apr 27, 2009
  16. scothost

    scothost UKBF Newcomer Free Member

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    lol, oh sure, what a complete arse.

    Anyway, as you can see it's time you left, and no doubt be banned shortly as well. Your imaginery world, at least for this event is over. Good luck in finding somewhere else to begin the next one.

    Ok, thats me, nuff said, its closed now as far as I am concerned.
     
    Posted: Dec 17, 2009 By: scothost Member since: Aug 29, 2009
  17. MrsPWN

    MrsPWN UKBF Newcomer Free Member

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    Thanks for the entertainment and goodbye, us hard working real execs need a laugh at the end of a busy day....
     
    Posted: Dec 17, 2009 By: MrsPWN Member since: Jul 25, 2009
  18. Bri

    Bri UKBF Big Shot Free Member

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    DWP surely you realised we were massaging your ego.

    The last time someone boasted about being a huge success in the world, many people died for the cause, we'll remember them long after you thats for sure.

    I'm glad the only thing I gave you credit for was your sense of humour cos thats all you've got going for you.
     
    Posted: Dec 17, 2009 By: Bri Member since: Oct 9, 2008
  19. LockMonster

    LockMonster UKBF Newcomer Free Member

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    Ha ha. He would most likely poison us lot !
     
    Posted: Dec 17, 2009 By: LockMonster Member since: Dec 12, 2009
  20. SillyJokes

    SillyJokes UKBF Newcomer Free Member

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    aaaaaaaaaahhhhh dear. Deary, deary deary me. /wipes a tear.
    Methinks (of how I love that phrase, not) Poodles got caught out and his teddy has gone well and truly out of his cot. Never mind, one of those three blondes will pick up him no doubt.
     
    Posted: Dec 17, 2009 By: SillyJokes Member since: Jul 26, 2004
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