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Discussion in 'General Business Forum' started by DancingWithPoodles, Nov 20, 2009.
Date taken 24/03/09
Do they make pastry cutters in that shape? What flavour of soap would you prefer, I'm confident I can match any quote that DWP gives you. I use only the finest ingredients sourced from quality street and timotei. PM me
DWP, you forgot to fix the EXIF data.
By the way, where is the all-important brand that you've been harking on about?
It might have been an idea to stamp it on the "chocolate" soap instead of stamping kid's pastry cutters into it.
I'd like to just mention that as far as soap goes, yours doesn't look as appetising as Lush products.
For the benefit of others, EXIF data is contained in most photos, it tells you lots of snippets about the photo, type of camera etc...
The first image has no data, so lets give him that one as a gift and pretend its his.
The 2nd with the girls:
EXIF data says it was taken on the 24th March 2009, or at least the last time it was edited was on that date using Adobe Photoshop CS2
The 3rd image with the soap:
Taken with a Panasonic DMC-FS3
It was taken on the 4th April 2009 at 16:23 if you want to be really specific
The EXIF data shows two dates in March and April this year, so clearly these were not taken yesterday.
Can this thread be closed now?
For the picture of the 'Chocolates' ... (maybe they are soap!)
Make : Panasonic
Model : DMC-FS3
Software : Ver.1.0
DateTime : 2009:04:04 16:23:11
ExposureTime : 1/13Sec
FNumber : F2.8
ExposureProgram : Program Normal
ISOSpeedRatings : 400
ExifVersion : 0221
DateTimeOriginal : 2009:04:04 16:23:11
DateTimeDigitized : 2009:04:04 16:23:11
For the one of the ...errr 'ladies' in red
Software : Adobe Photoshop CS2 Windows
DateTime : 2009:03:24 00:46:03
What a sad sad little liar you are poodlepoo... Even the cruddy 'chocolates' are fake.... What's up? Would Mummy not let you play with the hot cooker to make some chocies of your own...
Little tip for the future... Next time you try to BS some forum with pictures don't pick one that's wall to wall with imaging professionals!
I can understand DWP taking the joke so far (after all we gave him the fuel) but to actually post silly photos and still pretend - that is something else.
I agree, the thread should be closed, as it has been 'proved' how ludicrous this has all become.
I was sharing the joke with you DWP - up until now.
Exactly my thoughts as soon as I seen the images
Agreed, it was a bit of fun, light entertainment if you like, but it's over now, nobody seriously thought there was truth in this did they
I think a mod is required to close the thread and ban the dog
And do I recall him mentioning his iphone?
Shocking the amount of data you can get from say a picture of some Twiglets...
Filename : snc00274.jpg
JFIF_APP1 : Exif
Orientation : left-hand side
Model : SGH-i900
Make : SAMSUNG
Software : Mits Camera
ExifInfoOffset : 115
GPSInfoOffset : 379
ExposureTime : 1/16Sec
ExifVersion : 0220
Contrast : Normal
Saturation : Normal
Sharpness : Normal
MeteringMode : CenterWeightedAverage
ISOSpeedRatings : 739
ExifImageWidth : 1280
ExifImageHeight : 960
DateTimeOriginal : 13/12/2009 10:53
WhiteBalance : Auto
Flash : Not fired
FocalLength : 4.51(mm)
FNumber : F2.8
CustomRendered : Normal process
DigitalZoomRatio : 10/10
GPSVersionID : 1,0,0,0
GPSLatitudeRef : N
GPSLatitude : 0 0 [DM] 0 0' 0.00" [DMS]
GPSLongitudeRef : E
GPSLongitude : 0 0 [DM] 0 0' 0.00" [DMS]
GPSAltitudeRef : Sea level
GPSAltitude : 0/100000000 meters
GPSMapDatum : WGS-84
Compression : OLDJPEG
JPEGInterchangeFormat : 582
JPEGInterchangeFormatLength : 4902
Yup! high time the dog was neutered...
forgot about that pic!
How good would it have been if he had GPS tracking switched on, we could have tracked him right to his mums house
OK, over 19,000 views...I vote in the absence of a mod we all just stop posting!!
HAHAHA my idea was get you geared up... obviously I didn't upload the real ones you can even see that the size is different and immediatly Hercule Poirots of the forum came to light hahaha
you are sooooo funny what did you think OMG hahaha of course the images were joke but the actual party was real... HOWEVER...
I DO NOT HAVE ANYMORE TIME TO WASTE AS I HAVE A BUSINESS WAITING FOR ME SO SEE YOU MAYBE IN COUPLE OF MONTHS IF YOU ARE GOOD I MIGHT EVEN GIVE YOU SOME INFO AND PICTURES. FOR NOW EAT YOUR CEREAL AND SOMEDAY YOU MAY UNDERSTAND WHAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED!!!
Drinking at 9:59 AM eh?
Those damned EXIFs again!!
lol, oh sure, what a complete arse.
Anyway, as you can see it's time you left, and no doubt be banned shortly as well. Your imaginery world, at least for this event is over. Good luck in finding somewhere else to begin the next one.
Ok, thats me, nuff said, its closed now as far as I am concerned.
Thanks for the entertainment and goodbye, us hard working real execs need a laugh at the end of a busy day....
DWP surely you realised we were massaging your ego.
The last time someone boasted about being a huge success in the world, many people died for the cause, we'll remember them long after you thats for sure.
I'm glad the only thing I gave you credit for was your sense of humour cos thats all you've got going for you.
Ha ha. He would most likely poison us lot !
aaaaaaaaaahhhhh dear. Deary, deary deary me. /wipes a tear.
Methinks (of how I love that phrase, not) Poodles got caught out and his teddy has gone well and truly out of his cot. Never mind, one of those three blondes will pick up him no doubt.