Film Making

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  1. soufiane gharbi

    soufiane gharbi UKBF Newcomer Free Member

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    hello someone help
     
    Posted: Jun 15, 2020 By: soufiane gharbi Member since: Jun 15, 2020
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  2. paulears

    paulears UKBF Big Shot Full Member

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    What with?
     
    Posted: Jun 15, 2020 By: paulears Member since: Jan 7, 2015
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  3. Ian J

    Ian J Factoring Specialist Full Member - Verified Business

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    Film making. Can't you read :D
     
    Posted: Jun 15, 2020 By: Ian J Member since: Nov 6, 2004
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  4. simon field

    simon field UKBF Legend Full Member - Verified Business

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    Start by getting a camera, a cast, a plot, some lighting, sound engineers, writers, costumes, makeup, locations, props, Insurance, advertising, posters, popcorn, a large bus, several bank loans and a printer.
     
    Posted: Jun 15, 2020 By: simon field Member since: Feb 4, 2011
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  5. Mr D

    Mr D UKBF Legend Free Member

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    Press record button on camera. Sorted.
     
    Posted: Jun 15, 2020 By: Mr D Member since: Feb 12, 2017
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  6. The Byre

    The Byre UKBF Legend Full Member

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    Funny that - everyone starts with the camera. Actually the camera is the last thing you get! First comes the script, followed by an option on the script by a production company. Then comes the scramble for funds!

    It's a hugely enjoyable process because nine-times out of ten, it fails.
     
    Posted: Jun 15, 2020 By: The Byre Member since: Aug 13, 2013
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  7. Mr D

    Mr D UKBF Legend Free Member

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    Try porn, its apparently a lot cheaper.
     
    Posted: Jun 15, 2020 By: Mr D Member since: Feb 12, 2017
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  8. fisicx

    fisicx It's Major Clanger! Staff Member

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    I did but it was very hard
     
    Posted: Jun 15, 2020 By: fisicx Member since: Sep 12, 2006
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  9. menetworkjadaltd

    menetworkjadaltd UKBF Enthusiast Free Member

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    bow chicka wow wow
     
    Posted: Jun 15, 2020 By: menetworkjadaltd Member since: Dec 14, 2011
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  10. simon field

    simon field UKBF Legend Full Member - Verified Business

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    To be fair though Graham, when you were starring in The Clangers you probably had everything done for you by your runners?
     
    Posted: Jun 15, 2020 By: simon field Member since: Feb 4, 2011
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  11. UKSBD

    UKSBD Not a real duck Full Member

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    The cameraman said it wasn't hard enough
     
    Posted: Jun 15, 2020 By: UKSBD Member since: Dec 30, 2005
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  12. Mr D

    Mr D UKBF Legend Free Member

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    I can borrow a chicken for whoever needs a fluffer.
     
    Posted: Jun 15, 2020 By: Mr D Member since: Feb 12, 2017
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