The 7 Habits Of Highly Effective Cheaters

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The 7 Habits Of Highly Effective Cheaters


Want to cheat on your partner and get away with it? It's not as easy as you think.

However, according to Croydon Private Investigator Jorge Salgado-Reyes - a man who specialises in catching people "at it" - there are certain things you can do to reduce your chances of being found out:

(1) Get a pay-as-you-go phone: mobile phone records are now the #1 way cheaters get caught. Pay-as-you-go means no itemised bills and, if you delete flirty texts and your call records, you'll cover your phone tracks.

(2) Give your lover a fake name: suspicious partners are likely to go through your phone contacts, but they're unlikely to pay much attention to someone of your gender, so store your lover's number under a fake name of your own sex.

(3) Don't say you're working late: two reasons: firstly, it's the oldest line in the book, secondly, if you're always working but not bringing home more money, it's going to raise suspicions.

(4) Get a friend on board: a night out with a mate is the perfect cover story. Get a trusted friend to help cover your tracks by providing regular alibis.

(5) Treat your partner the same way: people who are being unfaithful tend to start treating their partners differently. They either turn off their affection or they overcompensate and act more affectionately (e.g. flowers for no reason, when they hadn't done that in years).

According to Jorge, "unless the cheater is a sociopath, he or she will treat their partner differently. But, it's all a question of degree: some people have far more self-awareness and self-control - better actors, basically - and they're the ones that are best at hiding affairs."

(6) Don't change your appearance: when someone starts an affair, they're often tempted to dress differently or take more care over their appearance. If this is combined with acting differently towards your partner, it's increases the suspicion that something's going on.

(7) Deny everything: love can make fools of us all and most of us want to believe the best of the person we love. Without concrete evidence and faced with a resolute denial, your partner can often be convinced that it's "all in his or her head".

Do these seven things and you'll hide many of the most common signs of cheating.
However, will you still get away with it?

According to Jorge Salgado-Reyes, "in my line of work, I've learned two things about infidelity. Firstly, I've seen the hurt and suffering experienced by the victims. Secondly, I've seen how difficult it is to hide an affair."

And his real advice for cheaters?

"Don't do it. It's likely to destroy your relationship, cause lasting damage to your partner, and your kids if you have any, it will create resentment that'll linger and you'll be burdened by feelings of guilt … it's just not worth it.

"Ask yourself 'would I do this if I knew I'd be caught'. If the answer is 'no', don't do it.

"Because, if you do cheat, and your partner hires me, you will be caught!"

ENDS

For more information or to arrange an interview, contact Jorge Salgado-Reyes at Salgado Investigations on 02086869657 or 07817406410 (mobile)

Jorge Salgado-Reyes is happy to make himself available for expert comment on any aspect of private investigation.
 
Apologies Jorge but I got confused, assumed this was a 'joke' list written by that police bloke who was bonking at the railway station, but said it was alright as his pager was still on.

Still, good tips. Thanks.
 
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Apologies Jorge but I got confused, assumed this was a 'joke' list written by that police bloke who was bonking at the railway station, but said it was alright as his pager was still on.

Still, good tips. Thanks.
lol how did he get away with that?
 
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(1) Get a pay-as-you-go phone: mobile phone records are now the #1 way cheaters get caught. Pay-as-you-go means no itemised bills and, if you delete flirty texts and your call records, you’ll cover your phone tracks.

Partly disagree with you on this, using Nokia phones you can recover your sent messages but not the received messages or call records. Sorry to spoil it for you. :p
 
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Partly disagree with you on this, using Nokia phones you can recover your sent messages but not the received messages or call records. Sorry to spoil it for you. :p
Obviously with some software and a simcard reader things can be accomplished.
 
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Nope, this can easily be done without any software or external device.
 
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Oops, im really sorry but ive been mistaken. You cant recover the messages but actually the number who you have sent it too.

Im sorry Salinv, please don't grit your teeth at me...
 
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Oops, im really sorry but ive been mistaken. You cant recover the messages but actually the number who you have sent it too.

Im sorry Salinv, please don't grit your teeth at me...
LOL I was wondering if there was something that i didn't know about. I'm somewhat releaved now.
 
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er I take it you get double bubble from the divorce lawyers you work with for inciting people to commit adultery by publishing such usefull tips .ETC

be carefull how you respond to this post your partner may be more computer literate that you thought :eek:


Earl
 
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Course you would be screwed in more ways that one if you cheated on a partner that knew about GPS trackers....
 
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... oh, sorry .... I thought you meant cheetahs :)

anyway - some good tips ..... but do you realise what Mrs B would do if I was caught?

Clue ..... remember Basil Fawlty and Sybil "you'd have to sew them back on first dear"
 
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This text started to wind me up big time until I found out that you do not promote cheating. Well done mate.
All cheaters should have their genitals chopped off.
 
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