Hi Wilfy,
Don't get me wrong, I actually think the site will sell and maybe other people like the whole heaven and hell thing, I just don't 'get' it really but appreciate you have to do something to make your site stand out and think it is successful in this sense.
I still think the key menu items hidden at the bottom of the page should be in the first fold. Much of your valuable first fold is taken up with buttons asking me who is Gabe and who is Bub when as a busy customer with 15mins to make a purchase I couldn't care less about them and would rather see products I want to buy.
I'd replace one of these character intro buttons with your Red Hot Offers button as I'm sure this would receive more clicks and make you more sales.
You can tell I'm not a fan of cutsey site mascots. Maybe I'm not alone. I'm trying to think of other sites that use them. Bizarrebazaar maybe? Trouble with them is that they can never be universally liked.
It took me ages to find that little house that is the home button, and that's even after you told me it was there. I think part of that was I didn't even realise the banner at the top was a clickable menu I thought it was just in place of strapline telling me what you sell. In any case there was so much going on on the page I simply overlooked it.
Now I might sound like the most stupid person ever to stray across your website but I can assure I probably shop online as much as you do and I have run an extremely successful webstore for 7 years (next week). And I know where I like shopping and where I don't. I don't do Sizzle, I do Get in, Get Stuff and Get Out (and get back to work Goddamn it! Ka-tich)
What I'm trying to show is that if I am finding a few problems getting around your site or am dazzled by so visual stimulation with no clear 'click me' buttons then many, many more people with money to burn will find it even harder and will simply say, "What the hey, I'm not going to be able to figure this out. I know what I'm doing with Boysstuff, I'll go back there,"
There is an inherent danger is assuming that because you (self confessed geeks and therefore of undoubtedly high intelligence) can work your site that everyone else who visits will find it equally easy to use.
Anyhoo, you have a good site there and I'm sure you'll be testing different things to see how you can improve conversions and increase repeat orders. You have decided to go into an incredibly cut throat market which is a braver decision than I would have made and you look like you are going to make a good job of it.
I'll leave to others to let you know how likely you are to get good SE listings and whether the site conforms to the Disability Discrimination Act.