lol,
the irony is that I bet you would get offerd a bottle of champs and a chat with the FA's.
Me, I'd think I'd say, yeah fine, but transfer the cash first please, dont want to miss out on any of that interest.
Once established I woul;d 100% set up a vesting trust so that once a year every year myself or a relative could go somwhere spend a wad and help build a school, buy some computers or something. I think you would need to do something like that to keep you grounded.
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