Tool puns

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Coding Monkey

• Jan 15, 2006

• Original Poster
• #1

So that we don't spoil the British Day thread, let us rejoice and enjoy some good ol' tool puns.

So, climb on the ladder and become constructive with your thinking

 

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Hayles

• Jan 15, 2006

• Original Poster
• #2

You've laid a good foundation for us to work with Tom.... I saw it coming and have started thinking about how to build from here...

 

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Jayne

• Jan 15, 2006

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• #3

It's hard all this thinking, having to chisel away for hour and hours, until you reach the spirit level you should be at. :lol:

Jayne

 

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Coding Monkey

• Jan 15, 2006

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• #4

I'm quite tiled this evening. Must be all this swearing. Good thing I didn't start it, as that'd be the final nail in the coffin.

 

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Jayne

• Jan 15, 2006

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• #5

Don't get all un-hinged about it, he's probably got a screw loose.

Jayne

 

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Hayles

• Jan 15, 2006

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• #6

You've really hammered home the point of this thread Jayne. You've really laid it on with a trowel...

(I've so missed these intelligent conversations....!)

 

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Coding Monkey

• Jan 15, 2006

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• #7

Well, it's a good job I don't give a lumberjack

 

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Jayne

• Jan 15, 2006

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• #8

Mac you're nuts, why would you want a lumberjack. He's not a tool, he may have one, but he's not one :lol:

Jayne

 

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bwglaw

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• Jan 15, 2006

• #9

Are you all nuts? I have not even read the thread so making a guess what it is about

 

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Jayne

• Jan 15, 2006

• Original Poster
• #10

It's Tool Time :lol:

You have to fix all the words to do with tools, into your answers. Yes we are all nuts, we'd be plane without our nuts.

Jayne :lol:

 

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Hayles

• Jan 15, 2006

• Original Poster
• #11

Lots of screw missing nutters in this thread...

Although no Fast Fences yet...?! He'll be out playing with his tools somewhere no doubt...!

 

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Jayne

• Jan 15, 2006

• Original Poster
• #12

lol... Nigel has lots of tools, big fast powered ones I think :lol:

He is fastfences isn't he, he can hammer a fence in know time, with his super nail gun :lol:

Jayne

 

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WelshPixels

• Jan 15, 2006

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• #13

Somebody should clamp down on these sort of posts.

 

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creacom

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• Jan 15, 2006

• #14

For forks sake people ! Now we are hammering on about tools ? I like it, I want mower.

:lol:

 

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Jayne

• Jan 15, 2006

• Original Poster
• #15

Hi Jacqui :lol:

It's your fault this thread, for pointing out spade attacks, then bolting off somewhere :lol:

 

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Coding Monkey

• Jan 15, 2006

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• #16

We're just trying to drill the puns into the other forum members.

 

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Jayne

• Jan 15, 2006

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• #17

We are just all routing for a bit of fun, saw the interest in tools and decided to join in :lol:

Jayne

 

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creacom

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• Jan 15, 2006

• #18

I saw this 10 mins ago and since that my mind has gone blank and cant think of anymore !!

 

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Jayne

• Jan 15, 2006

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• #19

You could be screwed up too tight Jacqui, you need to unwind, loosen those threads :lol:

Jayne

 

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bwglaw

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• Jan 15, 2006

• #20

Anyone plastered on here?

 

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Jayne

• Jan 15, 2006

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• #21

No, we are just full of saw dust, weekend boredom gives you a screw loose :lol:

Jayne

 

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SillyJokes

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• Jan 15, 2006

• #22

It was a wrench to find you were monkeying around having a thread about tools, and an irony too.

Personally I don't think you know whether your adze is punched, drilled or countersunk

 

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Pilfo

• Jan 15, 2006

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• #23

You're AWL PUNCH drunk. I'll have to WRENCH myself away from this THREAD and FILE things away for the night.

Pilfo

 

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fastfences

• Jan 16, 2006

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• #24

Oh Heck. I missed this yesterday :cry: I guess I shouldn't really tell you this, but I was grinding away all day. My wife has a passion for routing and I suppose that when offered the choice of some serious grinding, or firing blanks from my nail gun I obviously elected the former. I did enjoy her diamond tips though.

But alas, my friend Jack Hammer came around which made me blow a fuse. A peaceful Sunday, then Coitus Interuptus by a friend. He only wanted a few screws, so I gave him a handful and told him to have a riveting day.

By the time this was over my battery was flat, and i needed some re-charging. That's why I wasn't here yesterday :cry:

cheers, Nigel

 

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mumper

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• Jan 16, 2006

• #25

If I'd seen this earlier I MITRE joined in, after all, puns are one of my VICES

 

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chathura

• Mar 2, 2008

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• #26

What is this my friend. I can't understand this. Give me more about your post.

 

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JustOneUK

• Mar 2, 2008

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• #27

chathura said:

What is this my friend. I can't understand this. Give me more about your post.

Click to expand...

Not bad on the useless scale! - you just bumped a TWO YEAR OLD THREAD just to make a stupid comment.

Um... welcome to the forum!

 

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• Mar 2, 2008

• #28

Why do they insist on bumping really old threads - why not post their nonsense in a recent one?

 

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KM-Tiger

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• Mar 2, 2008

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Because they are a tool?

 

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estwig

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in the cloud

• Mar 2, 2008

• #30

chathura isn't even a new member, so maybe they are a bit of a spade to have dug this thread up.

 

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