Ideal Woman or Man

Admiral Collections · Dec 24, 2005

Responses please.

Ideal woman - Angelina Jolie
Ideal Man - Steve Coogan

Nic :wink:

Coding Monkey · Dec 24, 2005

Ideal woman - blonde, between 33-34, strong northern accent, lives in Bolton and works in finance

clairemackaness · Dec 24, 2005

Ideal Man - Julian McMahon
Ideal Women - Cat Deely

gordonthegofor · Dec 24, 2005

Ideal Women = My wife (my opinion only)

Asteeleleith · Dec 24, 2005

gordonthegofor said:
Ideal Women = My wife (my opinion only)

i think for me this says it all

Al

Coding Monkey · Dec 24, 2005

Asteeleleith said:
gordonthegofor said:

Ideal Women = My wife (my opinion only)

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i think for me this says it all

Al

You mean your ideal woman is Gordon's wife? :shock:

gordonthegofor · Dec 24, 2005

of corce she is but he cant have her

Coding Monkey · Dec 24, 2005

Bit possessive, Gordon

These are business forums. We share

gordonthegofor · Dec 24, 2005

unless she wants a change

gordonthegofor · Dec 24, 2005

got to go and take her for a meal now bye bye

Admiral Collections · Dec 24, 2005

I draw the line at wife swapping.

NIc :wink:

CG Effect · Dec 24, 2005

Woman with an off switch and cheap to run.

A man that likes to get hammered and go on any theme park ride.

ink4-u · Dec 24, 2005

Nic to this is the new date of the year?

you going to start anything with MacMyDay seems he likes you!

Mine i really cant say its new every week, but thats my age!

Admiral Collections · Dec 24, 2005

Ink, what makes you think we haven't already started?

Nic :wink:

ink4-u · Dec 24, 2005

so you have then

fastfences · Dec 24, 2005

ideal woman: Cameron Diaz (10 years ago)
ideal man: Macmyday (in 10 years time)

Cheers, Nigel

Coding Monkey · Dec 24, 2005

Just cos you know I'll be rich by then.

Admiral Collections · Dec 24, 2005

Nigel, that would make Cameron Diaz very young. Im getting worried now, as for Mac, no chance he is mine!

Nic :wink:

fastfences · Dec 24, 2005

No way. She's born 30th August '72, which makes her a shade over 33.
Take off 10 makes her 23, which is before the wrinkles and sagging set in, but not too young to know how to cook.
Cheers, Nigel

gordonthegofor · Dec 24, 2005

nicthechick said:
I draw the line at wife swapping.

NIc :wink:

not speaking about swapping but if she wants a change who am I to stop her but anyway you don't have a Wife to swap (do you?)

Admiral Collections · Dec 24, 2005

Gordon don't be small minded, check out gay thread!

Nic :wink:

gordonthegofor · Dec 24, 2005

I dont think I am small minded (but then I wouldint) I did ask if you had a wife.

Admiral Collections · Dec 24, 2005

I have but she has an aversion to the name Gordon, unfortunately!

Nic :wink:

gordonthegofor · Dec 24, 2005

not a problim as I said I was not advecating wife swaping only my wife could play if she wanted (dont know how I would react afterwards) but I have no wish to exchange My Perfect Woman

Admiral Collections · Dec 24, 2005

Aww Gordon thats sweet.

NIc :wink:

gordonthegofor · Dec 24, 2005

thats why she loves me (and I have Just refited half the kitchen to day)

Jayne · Dec 24, 2005

gordonthegofor said:
thats why she loves me (and I have Just refited half the kitchen to day)

Perfect Man...Gordon :lol:

Perfect woman...all of them :lol:

Jayne

gordonthegofor · Dec 24, 2005

Perfect not a chance take to long to get rid of all the falts

first rule woman is right
2nd rule if woman wronr refer to rule 1

Jayne · Dec 24, 2005

You are fitting her a new Kitchen, so that's kind of perfect

But your rule you mentioned does apply at all times, I remind my husband of that rule often:lol:

Jayne

gordonthegofor · Dec 24, 2005

in martch quarter of the kitchen disiperd to fit a new boiler only just sorted but other half is s..t she mite have to waight another year to get that sorted

woman / wife is never wrong unles she is testing me

clairemackaness · Dec 25, 2005

gordonthegofor said:
in martch quarter of the kitchen disiperd to fit a new boiler only just sorted but other half is s..t she mite have to waight another year to get that sorted

woman / wife is never wrong unles she is testing me

Do you have any stairs in the new kitchen? By the way were you drinking when you wrote your last post? I thought my spelling was bad. Nigels gonna have you now, he's given up on me (and Nigel, thats correcting my spelling, before your dirty mind takes over)! LOL

p.s. for those of you who are newish, when I first came here and was getting reviews on my site, Nigel used to PM me to complain about my spelling!! hehehe

gordonthegofor · Dec 25, 2005

no it is far to small, hard enough to get what we need into it as it is.
yes but only 4 pints.
Nigel can try but wont do mutch good as I am Dyslexia only way for me not to spell badly is not to wright anything!

fastfences · Dec 25, 2005

clairemackaness said:
p.s. for those of you who are newish, when I first came here and was getting reviews on my site, Nigel used to PM me to complain about my spelling!! hehehe

Aw, Claire. :? And I thought i was only trying to help you. See how misunderstood I am? :wink: Merry Christmas!

Hi Gordon, Never give up writing and your desire for self expression. No-one would challenge your spelling because we all understand the meaning

Merry Christmas!
Cheers, Nigel

Jayne · Dec 25, 2005

Hi Gordon,

Join the Dyslexia club, finally i'm not alone :lol:

The spell check helps, unless you spell it really bad, then you just choose a different word you can spell better

Don't worry, Richard Branson and Linda La-Plant has it too

Jayne

gordonthegofor · Dec 25, 2005

not wored I can visulise stairs in 3d not a lot of others can
spell ckequing takes longer and given some of my spellings ether gives words unralated to the one I want or has no sugestions
if it important I get my wife to spell cheque
most pepol understand what I am trying to say

Coding Monkey · Dec 25, 2005

I don't feel you should have anything to worry about, Gordon & Jayne. Can I read it? Yep. Do I care how it's spelt? Nope.

It's not a press release or anything that will make people judge you. Just a place to chat and be yourself.

gordonthegofor · Dec 25, 2005

thanks Tom

Jayne · Dec 25, 2005

It used to bother me, I couldn't understand why I couldn't spell some words, yet I had no problem with others. It was an optician who I went private to, who did some tests. I'm only slightly dyslexic, some others are much worse than me, but you learn to cover it up well.

I lost a job once because I mucked up an application form in a newspaper art dept'. Didn't know I had a problem then, thought I was just rubbish at spelling. In the interview they pulled me to pieces and upset me.

I usually keep it to myself, because people like to take the micky out of you, better just to laugh about being bad at spelling.

Jayne

gordonthegofor · Dec 25, 2005

Hi Jayne
dyslexic is as vared as as the comon cold everyone is difrint
I was in charge of a site once and had to give writen reports every week A smart arse quantity surveyor told me that the office had a good lagh at my reports, to shorten a long story he had to addmit that they had dificulty reading the other site agents reports due to bad writing insted of bad speling

I never coverd up, I learnd was round it

SuffolkDesigns · Dec 25, 2005

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