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hello,how do u do everyone? i am a newcomer here. I am a newcomer here.My job is sell brand name shoes and bags,such as nike shoes,jordan shoes and gucci,lv bags.so if u are interested in some of my goods,please feel free to contact me.My website is www.shoesproduct.com.and contact msn is [email protected]
i am waiting for your news.[/img]
 
Interesting introduction.

Can I reply by saying hello my names andy I have a tractor and would very much like to plough your field. very much waiting for your news

:wink:
 
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My names claire and I have some paint, perhaps I could paint your tractor to make it look pretty, whilst wearing a new pair of Jordans.

Great advertising for all three of us!

Welcome to the forum aileen
 
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My name is Gary, can i build the website to proudly display the pictures that are taken of the colourful tractor that will hopefully be ploughing your field?

i am waiting for your news.[/img]

Gary - Peoples Republic of Latvia :lol:
 
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Aidrian,

If you think I am driving my tractor down to London just for your Christmas party then think again pal!!!!! No way, not in a million!

On second thoughts, how does £50 and hour sound? :)

Aileen is confident, and to be perfectly honest yes, I am scared to enter to know her.....

She sounds like a psycho to me.

A scary Asian woman selling lots of shoes?

Aileen is Imelda Marcos!
 
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Hang on!!

Just taken a look at her website and it says that all the shoes are 'hot'

So she must have nicked then from Imelda Marcos!

(The plot thickens)

By the way, did you know that 'are u afraid to enter to know me' is actually an anagram of "daft nike rotten woman you are"


:lol:
 
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Thanks Claire,

By the way, I have been looking at that picture of yours on the left hand side under your name.

Do you sell quilts then?
 
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I am Rob and I am also confident and definately not afraid to enter to know you.

I am not newcomer here and more associated with old bags than your nice new bags.

I wish to be the web host that hosts the nice pretty site that Creospace is going to build for you that will have Claires nice pictures on of angr-hire driving his lovely tractor.

Please feel free to contact me via telepathy.

Rob
I am confident like you
 
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Agri-Hire said:
Interesting introduction.

Can I reply by saying hello my names andy I have a tractor and would very much like to plough your field. very much waiting for your news

:wink:
Click to expand...

That sounds rude to me!

Hi Aileen and welcome to the forums

Toni
 
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Hi

I've seen the new of replies this topic has received so I thought I'd risk having a look!!

Welcome!

Lisa
 
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Sorry Claire,

Didn't mean to offend.

I didn't realise that patchwork quilts could be considered as art.

:oops:

I suppose all that effort with the needle and thread could be classed as artistic, so well done you!

My Gran would like to know how much they cost, as she says they look 'smashing and warm'. She also wants a pair od those furry slippers with the zips on the sides, but she says dont worry about putting your 'art' on them as Meg (The Jack Russell) will probably try to chew it off.

If you can give me a quote.

Cheers
 
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Oh I would try to add something witty but I am barely able to type for laughing!

Aileen, welcome! It's all in good fun! But some of the copywriters on the forum will probably be able to give you some good tips on the wording of your website.

-Angel-

Angel is constantly torn between political correctness and having fun. :)
 
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hi,aileen thanks for your replies.and if u have any good advice,please give them to me.thanks,
and the price is very low now.it just cost u $50 for one pair brand name shoes.
 
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Agri, you truly are a cheeky monkey!

I am sure you are aware that it is NOT as you so delightfully put it a patchwork quilt. It is infact a collage of beautiful natural papers sourced from around the globe...............including china were a lovely pair of new trainer cost just $50 dolla!

However in essex a beautiful pair of patchwork slippers costs more than your life!!
 
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hi,everyone ,i am back now.and i am happy that so many people are on the side of me.thanks.welcome to china if the time is permitting.
 
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Claire,

Sorry, I seem to be getting everything mixed up.

Of course, now that you explain what it is, then I can see that it is not a quilt. Do apologise.

Very nice.

It's great when kids bring their things home from nursery. How old is yours? My little one brought some of her work home today and I was quite emotional, but she just said "don't be silly daddy it's just some old rubbish stuck onto a piece of cardboard"

I replied by say, "No darling it is in fact a collage of beautiful natural papers sourced from around the world"

"Bol***ks" she said.

Kids eh?
 
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Aileen is clearly using some form of translation software, probably babelfish at altavista.

There are people who think that a computer can translate just as good as a human and use this type of translation in their business correspondence.

They might be free to use, but the long term cost is zero credibility.

JB
 
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Gary

I doubt it, she probably thinks we are all being really nice and friendly

:)

JB
 
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hi,everyone,i like to make friends with u,so if i have this honor to know your email or other contact ways.thanks,waiting for your quick response.
aileen
 
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Hello aileen,

Welcome to the forum.

Just to jump on the band wagon (or tractor if your with Agri)

My name is Mark and I sell 'Personalised Roses' If you want some roses with your very own message, image or logo embossed on the live petals - Do get in touch!

he he :-)
 
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Hi Aileen

I sell buffets (bu-fays). Usually we offer free delivery but for you we would have to make a small charge. To help you, we could deliver your bu-fay on your new, painted tractor?

Welcome to the forum... and best of luck with the strange people you speak with here... :wink: x
 
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喂Aileen, 如果您會想要一張 繪畫為您的牆壁, 我會高興認識您。 請看我的網站www.clairemackaness.co.uk 許多感謝 克萊爾
 
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hi,everyone,if u can introduce some of good site for me,such as the do business for me,i will buy something from u,because i can make money when i earn lots of money.thanks
aileen here thanks everyone here,and i am back everyday.
 
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Hi Aileen,
I am very much liking your website and am wanting to welcome you to the forum. I been thinking about getting some hot shoes, but I cannot be viewing the postage prices. How much is it costing to send size 10 Nike to England?

I am back everyday too, so I can be seeing your reply. I am pleased to be at your side and sending best wishes to China.
Nigel
 
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I would comment, but i think it would be dangerous. Then i do like to live dangeously

Claire, patchwork quilts, nice idea that. Another way to get your work into ppls homes. The thought of snuggling up to my misses under one of beautiful works of art. Oh that would life. :)
Def add me to the list if you should decide to go down that route :-)

seriously though that could work!!!

As for aileen, er, welcome to the forum

Al
 
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hi,thanks for your request.if i can't be back to this forum,u can send email to me.it is ok.and the price for one pair of nike is $45 including the shipping fee.
thanks,waiting for your quick response.
aileen
www.shoesproduct.com
 
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Hi Aileen

Everyone is very interested in you and yours. Perhaps you should ask for a sticky, they are very scarce and valuable. You would be an honoured member. Maybe you could stick it on your painted combine harvester, no?

H
 
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