Big Business Bonus

[car repairs]

Hi, I wondered if anybody in the banking sector can tell me how I go about paying myself a large bonus when my business is not making a profit? I am obviously doing something wrong but am at a loss as to being able to see where. I pay my taxes, my rent, my rates, all my other bills and at the end of the month have little or nothing left for myself, as far as I can see this is the qualifying standard to be able to demand a large yearly bonus but when I ask Mr Darling for my bonus he says F*** O**, so why am I any different to someone who has lost the country billions and getting rewarded for it?
(FROM A VERY DISGRUNTLED TAX PAYER):mad:

[dp0848]

Easy. You ask the government for a large hand out and pay yourself a bonus from it. :cool:

[Gillie]

Do what all millionaires do ... use someone else money! Simple!

[Mister B]

Get yourself nationalised.

Mister B