davidakerr
21st January 2009, 17:06
An Israeli doctor said:
"Medicine in my country is so far advanced, we can take a kidney out of one person, put it in another and have him looking for work in 6 weeks"
A German doctor said:
"That's nothing. In Germany, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in 4 weeks".
Not to be outdone an English doctor said:
"We can take an a******e out of Scotland, put him in 10 Downing Street and have half the country looking for work in 24 hours".
"Medicine in my country is so far advanced, we can take a kidney out of one person, put it in another and have him looking for work in 6 weeks"
A German doctor said:
"That's nothing. In Germany, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in 4 weeks".
Not to be outdone an English doctor said:
"We can take an a******e out of Scotland, put him in 10 Downing Street and have half the country looking for work in 24 hours".