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bitsnstuff
23rd January 2006, 09:48
Just received this:-

One of the British national daily newspapers is asking readers "what it means to be British?" Some of the emails are hilarious but this is one from a chap in Switzerland ..

"Being British is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV. And the most British thing of all?
Suspicion of anything foreign ".


"Quote of the Year"

You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon!

Jayne
23rd January 2006, 09:58
Very funny Kate :lol:

Jayne

Rachael
23rd January 2006, 11:59
lol ... I like that

crus
23rd January 2006, 14:02
Bush, Dick & Colon.

Excellent!

Whoose shafting who then?