Urgent help needed on happy debate

[creacom]

Lets have a happy debate for a change.

Who has a good subject to suggest ? Something that doesnt involve politics, death, the monarchy, national days, the Euro/EU or the wars......doesnt leave much but there must be something.

In the immortal words of Delia Smith :

" Come no, lets be having ya !! "

Jacqui
:D

[Jayne]

I've got one..

Eastenders V Corra :D

Which is the best and why?

Jayne

[Coding Monkey]

Should Jacqui rename herself to Victor?

[Jayne]

No Victor is a mans name and she's a sweet girly :lol:

Jayne

[creacom]

Victor ??? :D

[Coding Monkey]

Well, why not? I think Jayne should rename herself to Francis Geldof Jones

[Jayne]

We are trying to have a serious debate here, not gender swapping :lol:

Jayne

[creacom]

lol....Well we cant have a happy debate unless we find a subject !!

:D

[Jayne]

Are male strippers better than female :lol:

Jayne

[Coding Monkey]

But imagine Corination Street with Deirdre now having a deep, husky voice, and Eastenders with Phil wearing a skirt and with the new name of Penelope. Would make it far better

[Coding Monkey]

Are male strippers better than female :lol:

Jayne

Let's hear your thoughts on the matter first, Jayne ;)

[creacom]

But imagine Corination Street with Deirdre now having a deep, husky voice, and Eastenders with Phil wearing a skirt and with the new name of Penelope. Would make it far better

She already does :wink:

[Jayne]

Phil in a skirt, that would be funny, ratings would hit the roof for that show :lol:

Jayne

[Coding Monkey]

Instead of fighting, they could go on Strictly Come Dancing and compete. Week one would have Phil and Grant as partners.

[Jayne]

Must admit, i've seen Male strippers for a laugh, I thought they were funny. Built like bull dogs trying to look sexy dancing with two left feet. I thought the women there were going to eat them alive :lol:

Jayne

[creacom]

I cant believe my idea to have a friendlt debate has left us discussing soapstars in drag and strippers !

Where did it go wrong..... :lol:

[Jayne]

But men in thongs do make me happy :lol:

[Coding Monkey]

But no one has disagreed with it yet! We're onto a winner.

[creacom]

But men in thongs do make me happy :lol:

You should put that on your signature here Jayne. :lol:

[Jayne]

That would draw some attention :lol:

I could have a banner done and start a new biz, male stippers 4U :lol:


Jayne

[Coding Monkey]

But men in thongs do make me happy :lol:

I never thought you'd ask, Jayne

[uksbc]

But men in thongs do make me happy

see you at your bakery tomorrow with me dressed just like that for you!!

:D

[Jayne]

I dare you Del and Tom, 9am would be best, when all the Mothers are coming past from school. I could do a bit of advertising, UKBF full monty :lol:

Jayne

[Coding Monkey]

All that time, Jayne was really a perv. But, now you mention it, I'm sure you have some whipped cream available at your bakery.....

[Coding Monkey]

Weren't we having a debate? So, anyway.

Fish and chips or burger (vegetarian option for the likes of me) and chips?

[Jayne]

Would you like Mark to supply the cream, just wondered with the skit suggestion earlier :lol:

Jayne

[Jayne]

Fish eater, murderer :shock:

Fish have feelings too :lol:

Jayne

[uksbc]

I dare you Del and Tom

you dont want to be daring me jayne! i have done stranger things as dares.

and remember, tom lives in the south, i am pretty much round the corner!!

:shock:

[Coding Monkey]

Fish eater, murderer :shock:

Fish have feelings too :lol:

Jayne

I don't eat fish, just had to give myself 1 option, otherwise it would have been a pretty useless debate! Quorn burgers are about it.

So, I say quorn burgers. Cos they taste soooo good if you shallow fry them.

[Jayne]

It's no skin off my nose, we had 4 naked lads turn up at the shop at Christmas. They had got plastered and had their clothes nicked :lol:

Jayne

[uksbc]

So, I say quorn burgers

oh no, no, no, i think quorn is one of the worst things i have ever eaten!!

[creacom]

It's no skin off my nose, we had 4 naked lads turn up at the shop at Christmas. They had got plastered and had their clothes nicked :lol:


Ok so :

1 - Why were they all naked at the same time ?
2- Where you live, when you have your clothes stolen its considered a good time to go shopping ???

:lol:

[uksbc]

Where you live, when you have your clothes stolen its considered a good time to go shopping

it seems to be like that that. i have never been able to work out these yorkshire folk since i moved here! :shock:

[Coding Monkey]

oh no, no, no, i think quorn is one of the worst things i have ever eaten!!

Really? Tried the Lamb Grill things? They're lovely. The Quorn Chicken stuff is awful, but their wraps are great. For lasagnes and shepherds pie, I'd go with Linda McCartney

[uksbc]

meat - accept no substitutes! :twisted:

[Jayne]

They had been to an all night party and we were at work earlier than normal, they knocked on the door looking for help and my evil mother told them to bugger off and laughed at them. I think they had their clothes nicked at the party and were still drunk...so funny though :lol:

Jayne

[creacom]

Well I can kind of understand your mothers reaction Jayne. A bunch of naked men arrive at my door and I would think it was a bit strange lol

:lol:

[Jayne]

We had one the day before them, just about to pee in our door way, in the afternoon. We let Mark handle that one :lol:

Don't you just love drunken Men :lol:

Jayne

[Coding Monkey]

A bunch of naked men arrive at my door and I would think it was a bit strange

I'll call off the surprise party then :(

[creacom]

Don't you just love drunken Men :lol:

Another great quote for your signature.....lol... Put them both together !! :lol:

[Jayne]

You end up with a lot of these stories when you have a shop that deals with the public. I could go on for hours. Those two incidents just happen this Christmas :lol:

Jayne

[creacom]

I guess you do Jayne because you seem to have plenty. Im starting to question what sort of shop you run to be honest ! :lol:

Has anyone actually been to this bakery or is it a front for another kind of going on ???!!!:lol:

[Jayne]

Jacqui, how can you say that :shock:

You get funny and bad things happen, but as this is a happy thread, i'm not telling the bad stuff :lol:

Tell you one thing that was really funny, well two things...

An old lady once took her teeth out and snogged Mark, I peed myself with laughing as he wasn't expecting it :lol:

And a gay lad once chatted Mark up, he didn't know where to put himself. In front of other customers too, he told he he had lovely blue eyes and he could just melt into them...also very funny :lol:

Jayne

[uksbc]

you definately dont hear tales like these taking place in Greggs do you! :D

or maybe there is some underground bakery scene that us non bakers know nothing about :!:

[creacom]

Your bakery attracts them all. Nice that the lady took out her teeth before kissing ( Ill make a mental note of that for when I get a pair ! ) :wink:

Im sure that they dont have the same laughs down in my local bakery.

[Jayne]

Well what can I say, I live in Yorkshire and we are all mad :lol:

Plus Gregs are boring :lol:

Jayne

[Coding Monkey]

You can get some practice now, Jacqui. Just without the false teeth. 8)

[Jayne]

You are a little hussy Tom :lol:

Jayne

[creacom]

Tom Im shocked ! :shock:

Offering yourself around like that !!

:lol:

[Jayne]

If a woman did that she'd be called a tart. He must be a Hetart then :lol:

Jayne

[Coding Monkey]

Only to the lucky, select few ;)

[creacom]

Only to the lucky, select few ;)

Select few being any female that draws breath on this forum !! :lol: Joke Tom...

[Coding Monkey]

...who are as talented and wonderful as yourself.

Anyway, bed time! My chair should arrive in the morning. Whooo

[Jayne]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Anyway my bedtime..

Night, Tom, Night, Del, Night, Jacqui, good night Jonny boy (oh, he's not here) :lol:

Continue happiness thread tomorrow :D

Jayne

[creacom]

Yep Im off too before Tom proposes to us all !!! :lol:

Jacqui

[Coding Monkey]

Happy, happy, happy! My chair arrives in a few hours. Whoooo

[Jayne]

Would that be electric Tom ? :lol:

Jayne

[Coding Monkey]

How'd you guess? :twisted:

[Jayne]

I cannot believe you are excited about a chair :lol:

Is it a fancy chair that gives you a back rub while working?

Jayne

[Coding Monkey]

Sadly not. It's this beauty (http://www.homeworkingsolutions.co.uk/fastaeron/index.cfm).

It's my Christmas present..to myself.

[Jayne]

Looks a bit like mine, but mine had got a high leather back, it's very comfortable :D

And you can swivel round when you are board :lol:

Jayne

[Coding Monkey]

I will be doing that all day ;)

[Hedgehog Toys]

Did it arrive Tom ??? :D

[Jayne]

I think it must have done hedgehog, Tom's gone very quiet :lol:

He's probably swivelling as we speak.

Jayne :D

[Coding Monkey]

I just got a phone call. Gonna be here in an hour. Wheeeeee :D

[Jayne]

Well let us know if it's a good swiveller or not, got to have that twirly power for full chair satisfaction :lol:

Jayne

[Coding Monkey]

Not long now! :D

[Coding Monkey]

Chair, chair, chair!

[creacom]

Right tell all. Have you managed to put it together now ?

Whats it like ?:D

[Jayne]

He's probably too busy spinning at the min to answer that :lol:

Jayne

[Admiral Collections]

Ha Ha. Its taking Tom AND his mate to sort it out. The thing has its own manual. For that money Jayne, I would be wanting an inbuilt back massager and it would have to be able to brew me a cup of tea as well as answer my phone!


Nic :wink:

[Coding Monkey]

It's wonderful, thank you, ladies. I have photos, but the photos of me in it means you can't actually see the chair, so not much good

[creacom]

Well if it makes you happy Tom then thats whats important ! Is it gold-plated ? :wink:

[Coding Monkey]

Nope, just pure comfort!

[Jayne]

Show us your chair pic then, in full swivel action :lol:

Jayne

[Coding Monkey]

My chair (http://codingmonkeys.biz/test/Chair.jpg). Not very exciting, really :)

But it's so comfortable.

[Jayne]

That's a grand chair lad :D

Is it squashy on your bum, looks a little firm to me. You may need a cushion for long work sections :lol:

Jayne

[Coding Monkey]

Very comfortable, actually. I'm just working out all the back adjustment stuff to make it perfect. It was designed to allow air to escape to prevent sweating, hence why it looks so strange. The best part is the back support, that you can adjust to push into certain areas of your back so you don't slouch so much. Which I am guilty of.

You can find better pictures on the actual website here (http://www.hermanmiller.com/CDA/SSA/Product/0,,a10-c440-p8,00.html).

That's one thing off the list of things to buy. Next, new laptop, new road bike. I am determined to buy a Trek Madone 5.9 in the next few months.

What's on your list?

[Jayne]

Oh I know exactly what I want, when the shop sale goes through, taking ages...

Right top 4..

1, A 2 berth motor home with a flush toilet.
2, A wireless laptop that you don't need a phone for
3, A bigger house (may have to wait a bit for that)
4, More memory for this computer

Well that's so far :lol:

Jayne

[Hedgehog Toys]

I could do with a new chair....i've had the same one for 10 years....mind you..it's still cumfy. 8)

[creacom]

Ahh you know fine well what I want Tom :

2 new G5s for the office to replace the G5s that we have already and a couple of Macbook Pros.

:D

[Rob Holmes]

Hmm..

An Aston Martin DB7
Country Estate
My own datacentre
Caribean Island

I could go on...

:)

[Coding Monkey]

Do you want quotes for them, Rob? I have a friend of a friend.....

You just need to buy 100 pixels...