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Coding Monkey
15th January 2006, 20:36
So that we don't spoil the British Day thread, let us rejoice and enjoy some good ol' tool puns.
So, climb on the ladder and become constructive with your thinking
Hayles
15th January 2006, 20:40
You've laid a good foundation for us to work with Tom.... I saw it coming and have started thinking about how to build from here...
Jayne
15th January 2006, 20:41
It's hard all this thinking, having to chisel away for hour and hours, until you reach the spirit level you should be at. :lol:
Jayne
Coding Monkey
15th January 2006, 20:44
I'm quite tiled this evening. Must be all this swearing. Good thing I didn't start it, as that'd be the final nail in the coffin.
Jayne
15th January 2006, 20:46
Don't get all un-hinged about it, he's probably got a screw loose.
Jayne :D
Hayles
15th January 2006, 20:48
You've really hammered home the point of this thread Jayne. You've really laid it on with a trowel...
(I've so missed these intelligent conversations....!)
Coding Monkey
15th January 2006, 20:50
Well, it's a good job I don't give a lumberjack
Jayne
15th January 2006, 20:56
Mac you're nuts, why would you want a lumberjack. He's not a tool, he may have one, but he's not one :lol:
Jayne
bwglaw
15th January 2006, 20:56
Are you all nuts? I have not even read the thread so making a guess what it is about ;)
Jayne
15th January 2006, 21:00
It's Tool Time :lol:
You have to fix all the words to do with tools, into your answers. Yes we are all nuts, we'd be plane without our nuts.
Jayne :lol:
Hayles
15th January 2006, 21:08
Lots of screw missing nutters in this thread...
Although no Fast Fences yet...?! He'll be out playing with his tools somewhere no doubt...!
Jayne
15th January 2006, 21:14
lol... Nigel has lots of tools, big fast powered ones I think :lol:
He is fastfences isn't he, he can hammer a fence in know time, with his super nail gun :lol:
Jayne
WelshPixels
15th January 2006, 21:25
Somebody should clamp down on these sort of posts.
creacom
15th January 2006, 21:25
For forks sake people ! Now we are hammering on about tools ? I like it, I want mower.
:lol:
Jayne
15th January 2006, 21:31
Hi Jacqui :lol:
It's your fault this thread, for pointing out spade attacks, then bolting off somewhere :lol:
Coding Monkey
15th January 2006, 21:37
We're just trying to drill the puns into the other forum members.
Jayne
15th January 2006, 21:44
We are just all routing for a bit of fun, saw the interest in tools and decided to join in :lol:
Jayne
creacom
15th January 2006, 21:49
I saw this 10 mins ago and since that my mind has gone blank and cant think of anymore !!
Jayne
15th January 2006, 21:51
You could be screwed up too tight Jacqui, you need to unwind, loosen those threads :lol:
Jayne
bwglaw
15th January 2006, 22:01
Anyone plastered on here? ;)
Jayne
15th January 2006, 22:04
No, we are just full of saw dust, weekend boredom gives you a screw loose :lol:
Jayne
SillyJokes
15th January 2006, 22:22
It was a wrench to find you were monkeying around having a thread about tools, and an irony too.
Personally I don't think you know whether your adze is punched, drilled or countersunk
Pilfo
15th January 2006, 22:56
You're AWL PUNCH drunk. I'll have to WRENCH myself away from this THREAD and FILE things away for the night.
Pilfo
fastfences
16th January 2006, 19:00
Oh Heck. I missed this yesterday :cry: I guess I shouldn't really tell you this, but I was grinding away all day. My wife has a passion for routing and I suppose that when offered the choice of some serious grinding, or firing blanks from my nail gun I obviously elected the former. I did enjoy her diamond tips though.
But alas, my friend Jack Hammer came around which made me blow a fuse. A peaceful Sunday, then Coitus Interuptus by a friend. He only wanted a few screws, so I gave him a handful and told him to have a riveting day.
By the time this was over my battery was flat, and i needed some re-charging. That's why I wasn't here yesterday :cry:
cheers, Nigel
mumper
16th January 2006, 19:22
If I'd seen this earlier I MITRE joined in, after all, puns are one of my VICES
chathura
2nd March 2008, 08:06
What is this my friend. I can't understand this. Give me more about your post.
JustOneUK
2nd March 2008, 12:06
What is this my friend. I can't understand this. Give me more about your post.
Not bad on the useless scale! - you just bumped a TWO YEAR OLD THREAD just to make a stupid comment.
Um... welcome to the forum! :rolleyes:
Comspec
2nd March 2008, 12:38
Why do they insist on bumping really old threads - why not post their nonsense in a recent one?
KM-Tiger
2nd March 2008, 13:51
Because they are a tool?
estwig
2nd March 2008, 16:00
chathura isn't even a new member, so maybe they are a bit of a spade to have dug this thread up.