Worm alleges abuse!

[fastfences]

Worm certainly looked like he enjoyed himself with Claire, and dare I say it, who wouldn't!

I was a bit concerned though, to see Worm's head being gobbled then later being nestled in the amply buxom breast of his host. I do not believe such closeness should be exhibited or even allowed in this partnering 'relationship.'

I feel it's getting very close to Wormiality (the lesser offence of beastiality) and may bring discredit upon Worm's host. I am not privvy to the 'goss' pages of the Essex media, but I'd shun the headline: 'Local artist found in compromising act with Worm.'

The unfortnate consequence of this is that Chris of Freecybermag gains enormous exposure and publicity, but possibly not all positive. I'm certain the Magistrates' Court would be packed with reporters for the case. 'Worm' gives damning evidence to the prosecution. Defence claims 'Worm' is a lying maggot :wink: .

Perhaps the best resolution for this is that after the case, Worm be transported to Palermo (Italy) to join the entourage and journey of the Olympic Torch. To see Worm photographed poking out of the torch would be magnificent - burnt or not!
Cheers, Nigel

[Hayles]

Nigel, you don't need to have an avatar anymore. We'd know who your posts were from without seeing your name!

Only you could think that up. Jealousy is a sin I believe? :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Jayne]

That worm is going to be very dirty when he arrives at his next home, in more ways than one :lol:

Hope he's going to have a bath, the dirty little devil :lol:

Jayne

[clairemackaness]

Nigel, you truly are fab, thats a great post.

By the way if you look closely it's just his sleeping bag that is in Claires Mouth and in my bousom, worm has a coat/sleeping bag on at all times so it was not indecent exposure.

[MinuWeb]

and in my bousom, worm has a coat/sleeping bag on at all times so it was not indecent exposure. Could be if his eyes were open :shock: :shock: