Ideal Woman or Man

[Admiral Collections]

Responses please.

Ideal woman - Angelina Jolie
Ideal Man - Steve Coogan


Nic :wink:

[Coding Monkey]

Ideal woman - blonde, between 33-34, strong northern accent, lives in Bolton and works in finance

[clairemackaness]

Ideal Man - Julian McMahon
Ideal Women - Cat Deely

[gordonthegofor]

Ideal Women = My wife (my opinion only)

[Asteeleleith]

Ideal Women = My wife (my opinion only)

i think for me this says it all

Al

[Coding Monkey]

Ideal Women = My wife (my opinion only)

i think for me this says it all

Al

You mean your ideal woman is Gordon's wife? :shock:

[gordonthegofor]

of corce she is but he cant have her

[Coding Monkey]

Bit possessive, Gordon ;)

These are business forums. We share :D

[gordonthegofor]

unless she wants a change

[gordonthegofor]

got to go and take her for a meal now bye bye

[Admiral Collections]

I draw the line at wife swapping.


NIc :wink:

[CG Effect]

Woman with an off switch and cheap to run.

A man that likes to get hammered and go on any theme park ride.

[ink4-u]

Nic to this is the new date of the year?

you going to start anything with MacMyDay seems he likes you!

Mine i really cant say its new every week, but thats my age!

[Admiral Collections]

Ink, what makes you think we haven't already started?


Nic :wink:

[ink4-u]

so you have then

[fastfences]

ideal woman: Cameron Diaz (10 years ago)
ideal man: Macmyday (in 10 years time)

Cheers, Nigel

[Coding Monkey]

Just cos you know I'll be rich by then.

[Admiral Collections]

Nigel, that would make Cameron Diaz very young. Im getting worried now, as for Mac, no chance he is mine!


Nic :wink:

[fastfences]

No way. She's born 30th August '72, which makes her a shade over 33.
Take off 10 makes her 23, which is before the wrinkles and sagging set in, but not too young to know how to cook.
Cheers, Nigel

[gordonthegofor]

I draw the line at wife swapping.


NIc :wink:

not speaking about swapping but if she wants a change who am I to stop her but anyway you don't have a Wife to swap (do you?)

[Admiral Collections]

Gordon don't be small minded, check out gay thread!


Nic :wink:

[gordonthegofor]

I dont think I am small minded (but then I wouldint) I did ask if you had a wife.

[Admiral Collections]

I have but she has an aversion to the name Gordon, unfortunately!


Nic :wink:

[gordonthegofor]

not a problim as I said I was not advecating wife swaping only my wife could play if she wanted (dont know how I would react afterwards) but I have no wish to exchange My Perfect Woman

[Admiral Collections]

Aww Gordon thats sweet.

NIc :wink:

[gordonthegofor]

thats why she loves me (and I have Just refited half the kitchen to day)

[Jayne]

thats why she loves me (and I have Just refited half the kitchen to day)


Perfect Man...Gordon :lol:

Perfect woman...all of them :lol:

Jayne

[gordonthegofor]

Perfect not a chance take to long to get rid of all the falts

first rule woman is right
2nd rule if woman wronr refer to rule 1

[Jayne]

You are fitting her a new Kitchen, so that's kind of perfect :D

But your rule you mentioned does apply at all times, I remind my husband of that rule often:lol:

Jayne

[gordonthegofor]

in martch quarter of the kitchen disiperd to fit a new boiler only just sorted but other half is s..t she mite have to waight another year to get that sorted

woman / wife is never wrong unles she is testing me

[clairemackaness]

in martch quarter of the kitchen disiperd to fit a new boiler only just sorted but other half is s..t she mite have to waight another year to get that sorted

woman / wife is never wrong unles she is testing me

Do you have any stairs in the new kitchen? By the way were you drinking when you wrote your last post? I thought my spelling was bad. Nigels gonna have you now, he's given up on me (and Nigel, thats correcting my spelling, before your dirty mind takes over)! LOL

p.s. for those of you who are newish, when I first came here and was getting reviews on my site, Nigel used to PM me to complain about my spelling!! hehehe

[gordonthegofor]

no it is far to small, hard enough to get what we need into it as it is.
yes but only 4 pints.
Nigel can try but wont do mutch good as I am Dyslexia only way for me not to spell badly is not to wright anything!

[fastfences]

p.s. for those of you who are newish, when I first came here and was getting reviews on my site, Nigel used to PM me to complain about my spelling!! hehehe

Aw, Claire. :? And I thought i was only trying to help you. See how misunderstood I am? :wink: Merry Christmas!

Hi Gordon, Never give up writing and your desire for self expression. No-one would challenge your spelling because we all understand the meaning :) Merry Christmas!
Cheers, Nigel

[Jayne]

Hi Gordon,

Join the Dyslexia club, finally i'm not alone :lol:

The spell check helps, unless you spell it really bad, then you just choose a different word you can spell better :D

Don't worry, Richard Branson and Linda La-Plant has it too :D

Jayne

[gordonthegofor]

not wored I can visulise stairs in 3d not a lot of others can
spell ckequing takes longer and given some of my spellings ether gives words unralated to the one I want or has no sugestions
if it important I get my wife to spell cheque
most pepol understand what I am trying to say

[Coding Monkey]

I don't feel you should have anything to worry about, Gordon & Jayne. Can I read it? Yep. Do I care how it's spelt? Nope.

It's not a press release or anything that will make people judge you. Just a place to chat and be yourself.

[gordonthegofor]

thanks Tom

[Jayne]

It used to bother me, I couldn't understand why I couldn't spell some words, yet I had no problem with others. It was an optician who I went private to, who did some tests. I'm only slightly dyslexic, some others are much worse than me, but you learn to cover it up well.

I lost a job once because I mucked up an application form in a newspaper art dept'. Didn't know I had a problem then, thought I was just rubbish at spelling. In the interview they pulled me to pieces and upset me.

I usually keep it to myself, because people like to take the micky out of you, better just to laugh about being bad at spelling.

Jayne :D

[gordonthegofor]

Hi Jayne
dyslexic is as vared as as the comon cold everyone is difrint
I was in charge of a site once and had to give writen reports every week A smart arse quantity surveyor told me that the office had a good lagh at my reports, to shorten a long story he had to addmit that they had dificulty reading the other site agents reports due to bad writing insted of bad speling

I never coverd up, I learnd was round it

[MinuWeb]

i am sure this has been posted here before somewhere, but it is quite good :D

Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a total mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

[Jayne]

That was great Tony, you could read it as easy to read as normal, very interesting :D

I don't know about you Gordon, but I find it hard reading small writing and big sections of text. I have to read it very slow and do it in sections by covering parts up...it's a lot easier that way :D

Jayne

[gordonthegofor]

We all have ways of coping
I do a lot of reading (slowly) but I read more than most I know
Tony's post is right, but I can read badly spelt text faster than those with out dyslexia
Dyslexia did not matter 50 years ago as trade peoplel did not need to read
I dont see that it matters apart from to explain bad spelling

[Jayne]

I just wish i'd have foung out earlier, to get better grades at school. It was always my spelling that knocked marks off.

All the one's I passed were all art type ones, where the grades depended on mainly being creative. I was quite good at tech drawing, I could see shapes in 3 D, if you get what I mean. When I draw, I see shapes in things too, sounds daft, but I see horses in circles.

Jayne :D

[gordonthegofor]

I wonder if all Dyslexics can visualise in 3D

[Jayne]

Well if us two can, maybe all others can too.

I've done a lot of reading about it and most dyslexics are good at crafty things and many computer programmers are dyslexic too.

It doesn't bother me now, but until I found out what it was, i'd get embarrassed if I had forms to fill in for things, worried people would think i'm stupid and i'm not.

Jayne :D

[gordonthegofor]

I did not worry just thought I was stupid

But wanderd why I could see sluisions to problims others were bafaled with

[Jayne]

Me too, bet they said you were a 'practical' person..that's what I got :lol:

Jayne

[gordonthegofor]

may be waffal on there part to cover there comfusion as to how a stupid person like us could find the slusion when they could not

dont like the word solution do I (just spell chequed it )

[Jayne]

I down loaded the google tool bar onto Outlook, it's really quick, I use it most of the time. I had 7 spelling mistakes in my last post before I google checked it :lol:

I sometimes miss whole words out, or put them the wrong way round, spell checks don't work then.

I felt much better when I found out why I was rubbish at spelling, I didn't feel stupid anymore :D

(only 2 cock up's then) :lol:

Jayne

[gordonthegofor]

Jayne are we Higacking this thread should we start another

[gordonthegofor]

I down loaded the google tool bar onto Outlook, it's really quick, I use it most of the time. I had 7 spelling mistakes in my last post before I google checked it Laughing

does it work in this forum? or like MS word got to cut and past to spel cheque

[Jayne]

If you want to, a chat thread :lol:

You can post this one, I post too many already :lol:

Jayne

[gordonthegofor]

I am to new what is a "chat thread" and how do we post
is it open for others to read
just think publick descusion may lend understanding to others

[Jayne]

Hi,

I just meant a different thread that's all, I don't think Nic will mind us chatting on here.

If you have that big 'e' thing on the computer, you can use that as a browser, then you download the google tool bar and spell check works on anything. You just click it at the top and it highlights the wrong words and you click on them.

Jayne

[DarrenC]

I use the Google speling chekier it's cool.

How do you download it into outlook though??

[gordonthegofor]

will ask my son tmorrow he understands computers beter than me

'e' thing = Internet explorer?

[Jayne]

There's a post somewhere, It was Top Hat who told me I think, I'll try and find it, it's very easy. I'm rubbish with computers and I did it ok.

Jayne :D

[Coding Monkey]

Everyone has strengths and weaknesses, it's only when you feel your weakness is a strength of everyone else where it matters.

[fastfences]

Everyone has strengths and weaknesses . . .

Huh? I thought you had NO weaknesses, Mac :wink:
Cheers, Nigel

[Coding Monkey]

Oh, if only. I'd have so much more money if I had any artistic skills and didn't have to pay designers.

[gordonthegofor]

Hi has no weakness because he Knows about them and has turnd that into a strenth