UKBF Award Ceremony. And the winner is??????

[freecybermag]

Welcome Ladies & Gentlemen to the UKBF's first award ceremony. We have a great line up for you tonight where we will be announcing the winners the you the public have voted for. First let me say a big welcome to the Queen and her fella Phillip. (Waves) "How you chuck. Do you look bovered, she ain't bovered"
Now back to you guys.

For the award of Best Avatar we looked for blah blah blah blah blah and the winner is:

................................................."Silly Jokes" (crowd goes wild) yehy
Silly Jokes please collect your award at www.freecybermag.com/bestavatar3.pdf

Next we have Most Helpful Award. Here we looked for blah blah blah blah blah
and the winner is................................................ .................................................. .................................................. ......

[freecybermag]

The winner of Most Helpful award goes to ...........(Drums rollin)............Jayne of Bowbiz (crowd goes wild hands clapping, screams, shouts yeahy)

Collect your award at www.freecybermag.com/MostHelpful.pdf


Next we have the Most Sarcastic award. Here we had a tie between Agri Hire and Fastfences but as I hadn't voted I was able to make a decision.

The award of Most Sarcastic goes to ............................

[Jayne]

lol..Thank You :oops:


And well done to Silly Jokes :D

Jayne

[freecybermag]

The award of Most Sarcastic person goes to .........................Fastfences (yeahy crowd goes wild. We love you Nigel, We love you Nigel the chant).

Well done Nigel and keep up the good work :D
Collect your award at www.freecybermag.com/MostSarci.pdf

[freecybermag]

Next we have the Most Imaginative award.

Here we looked for blah blah blah blah blah.

I would just like to say that everyone that voted they all voted for the same person.

So the award for Most Imaginative goes to..............

[Jayne]

Get on with it...heckle :lol:

[Admiral Collections]

Well done Jayne, Nigel!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Speech, speech, speech


Nic :wink:

[freecybermag]

Most Imaginative award goes to.............Fastfences (crowd goes even wilder. They throw roses, Nigel takes a bow as he collect his award. Oh hang on his is going to give a speech. The crowd goes quiet)

Nigel = "Well I think this is has got to be the highlight of my life. Even more so then blowing up Lucinda. I want to say thank you all to my Sad lonley fans and I will hopfully deliver more imaginative sarcasm soon :D . Thanks"

(The crowd goes even wilder. A fan has collapsed in the crowd, it's just to much as Nigel rips off his shirt. The atmosphere here folks is electric).

Nigel collect your award at www.freecybermag.com/MostImaginative.pdf

Next we have the Most Friendly award. "No prizes for guessing who's that going to huh Chris. No Chris I think it's pretty obvious"

So the Most Friendly award goes to ............................

[Jayne]

lol..you're enjoying this, is your last name Tarrent :lol:

[freecybermag]

The Most Freindly award goes to ......Jayne (yeahy)

(Speech, speech, speech the crowd chant)

"Oh what a brave soul she is getting on stage. Hang on why's she holding a folder covering here face? Hang on lets see what she has to say."
Jayne - (in a Michael Jackson tone of voice) "Thanks to everyone who voted for me. I am covering my face so that no pervs out there can take a picture of me. I am very discreet."
Chris "ah bless her she is nervous
Jayne "I also sell cakes"

Jayne collect your award at www.freecybermag.com/MostFriendly.pdf

Next Ladies & Gentlemen we have the Most Memorable moment but first let's go to this short commercial break :D

[Jayne]

lol..You are mad :lol:

Thanks again :D

Jayne

[freecybermag]

OK so the award of Most Memeorable moment goes to ............."Oh my god Chris this is so exciting I am almost weeting myself. I'm shaking so much I can't open the card." "Give it here Chris let me do it. Sorry Ladies and Gentlemen"

"So the award of Most Memorable moment voted by you the members of UKBF goes to ?????????>>>>>>>>>>>>>?????????"Mac my Day & Nic the Chick for the Big Debate (Crowds silent)

"What's happening here Chris? Why are the crowd silent?"
"I dunno Chris quick let's move on before something get's out of hand"

(Mac my Day & Nic the Chick walk on stage but the lights are switched off. You can hardly see them. Nic is standing by the mike and wants to make a speech but it's switched off. She starts having a tantrum "You F**K**G B******S Let me F**K**G talk. Put this F**K**G Mike on. Mac my Day walks off in disgust. The bouncers walk on. It doesn't look good. Oh my god she has just floored one. Quick lets go to another commercial.

P.S. Collect your award at www.freecybermag.com/MostMemorable.pdf

[Jayne]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

You crack me up!

Well done Mic and Nic.

Jayne

[Admiral Collections]

*Wipes the bouncer blood from her hands on her white suit, coz she is tough*


Well guys and gals, what can I say? *smacks another heckler with the kosh*

We didn't mean to be controversial, we were just 2 lonely people but to win this memorable posting award, we truly are as one!

*Shoves mic in macs face*

[Coding Monkey]

Will my clients accept this as a qualification?

[freecybermag]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[Admiral Collections]

Wasn't there 2 more awards?


Nic :wink:

[freecybermag]

So Ladies and Gentlemen we have almost come to the end of the award.

It's just one left and the all important one. Who is to be crowned Mr or Miss UKBF

Well it was close, very close but we do have an overall winner, but first let's look back of some of the great and sad times of UKBF

(TV plays and so the award will be annouced at 7pm) (Maybe) (if I can be arsed) (Might keep you hanging on a little longer :D ) ( Having to much fun here)

[Admiral Collections]

I voted for a Mr and a Ms thought they were a seperate award!



Nic :wink:

[Jayne]

We can see you're having fun Tarrent :lol:

[clairemackaness]

This is great, well done to all the winners so far. Hang on in there for Mr& Mrs. See you all at 7pm

[creospace]

Who ever wins don't forget to thank:

God, Your mum, your agent and maybe the production crew.

Not necessarily in that order.

(should of been a best newcomer award)

[freecybermag]

OK so welcome back Ladies & Gentlemen

As I mentioned before we have the very prestigious MR or Miss UKBF award left. In this catergory we looked for blah blah blah blah (half hour later) Blah Blah and of course Blah.

So without further ado let's open this card and get the show over with .

The award of MISS UKBF goes to JAYNE (crowds erupt in applause. They all stand up and cheer.)

(Jayne gets on stage again but now she is wearing her white wedding veil with her black dress)
"guess she is not going to win the most fashionable award huh Chris"
"guess not Chris"

Jayne nervously holds her speech card in front of her
Jayne "Fank you for voting for me and I would like to say a few Fank ews"
"Firstly I would like to Fank Little Bo Peep for her support to me over some very difficult times, then I would like to Fank Little Miss Muffett for not sitting on my Tuffett and breaking it coz she is so fat. Then there is the Ginger Breadman who always does me shopping and lastly I would like to Fank Little Red Riding Hood for keeping her paws of my husband Mark. Fank you all and let's all go and have a cuppa."

(The crowd are all in tears of joy but then jayne walks off stage and they switch the lights off before she reaches the steps. Coz she has her Veil on she can't see diddly squat. OH my god she has ..............

Credits start Rolling

P.S. Jayne collect your award at www.freecybermag.com/missukbf.pdf

P.P.S. If anyone is sad that they didn't win don't be. I only got one vote and I organised the bloody thing :(

[Admiral Collections]

Claire didn't win Miss UKBF? FIX FIX FIX


lol

Well done Jayne for sweeping the board!


Nic :wink:

[Jayne]

No one I voted for came up, except Nigel, beacuse he is very creative :D

Thank You everyone, didn't think it would be me, I voted for Ozzy, thought he'd win :lol:

Jayne

[freecybermag]

He almost did but you creeped in.

Claire was nominated but Jayne had the most.


:D

[Hayles]

Well done everyone!

And specially well done to Chris Tarrant for all his hard work over the last few days :lol:

Hayles

[fastfences]

Claire didn't win Miss UKBF? FIX FIX FIX

Nic :wink:

It's not a bloody beauty contest!!

[DarrenC]

Wow who needs the Oscars huh?

[Jayne]

Yes, take a bow Chris :lol:

[freecybermag]

Danke Schone Danke Schone :shock:

[Admiral Collections]

Nigel we know that, you won an award!


Nic :wink:

[clairemackaness]

well done all, I didn't expect to win, but it's nice to know I was nominated for something

[Admiral Collections]

Claire

You are my UKBF Miss!


Nic :wink:

[fastfences]

Nigel we know that, you won an award!
Nic :wink:

Now hang. That was NEARLY as clever as me :wink:
Cheers, N

[Admiral Collections]

Just warming up Nigel!



Nic :wink:

[SillyJokes]

Thank you so much for my Best Avatar Award - it is very unexpected and I surprised because I know at the time one or two people were upset by it as they are afraid of clowns.

Congratulations to all the other winners. What a wonderful Christmas this is turning out to be.

[DuaneJackson]

crowd goes even wilder. They throw roses, Nigel takes a bow as he collect his award.

I hope they were personalised!

[uksbc]

despite the fact that i wasnt paying attention to the "awards" threads i am still gutted i wasnt even in the running for anything :cry:

New Years Resolutions

Be more helpful on UKBF
Be more sarcastic on UKBF
Have a Memorable Moment on UKBF
Be more of a Miss at UKBF ( i am going to f*****g win something)


:twisted:

look out out for the helpful, sarcastic, memorable bloke wearing a dress in the coming twelve months
:twisted:

[Jayne]

lol..Del, guess i've got competition now then :lol:

If you need any help with the skirt, let me know :lol:

Jayne

[uksbc]

If you need any help with the skirt, let me know

already got one but thats a whole other story :shock:

(that was a joke by the way, dont want to be sending the wrong signal to the ladies) :roll:

[Jayne]

Well Beckham wears them :lol:

Jayne

[10 Yetis]

I can only put this thread down to mind altering drugs!

Looks like CyberMag will be joining Dougal and spinning on his very own magic roundabout this Xmas.

[Jayne]

lol..closely followed by me :lol:

Jayne

[Admiral Collections]

Evolution is going in reverse and this thread proves it:

Mac was born a man, but chose to be a monkey (evolution going backwards)

Mac the Monkey earlier said:

Quote:
Don't think my GCSEs could manage to do that.


We missed out on the awards, we should have added a section for most spiteful thread, this would have won hands down!

Posted by Agri Hire


Nic :wink:

[Hayles]

Spiteful?? That's a very strong word to use, Nic! :shock:

[Admiral Collections]

It was spiteful! I speak as I find Hayles. Maybe it's my downfall. Oh no, don't tell me my comment is going to cause another revolt, I cant cope!


Nic :wink:

[Hayles]

Here we go again.....!! (You're good at this Nic!!) :lol:

[Admiral Collections]

Peace to all.



Nic :wink:

[webit]

Will my clients accept this as a qualification?

Worth more than my Autonomy Certified Professional certificate any day.

( www.autonomy.com if anyone cares ...)

[RockLinks]

Ha Ha Ha Ha What a waste of time :D

[Asteeleleith]

competition thread?
Hey what, did i miss anything? :-)

Al

[Jayne]

We were just having a laugh Al, Christmas time and all that :lol:

Jayne

[Asteeleleith]

We were just having a laugh Al, Christmas time and all that :lol:

Jayne

oh, ok then

Well congrates to all those who won :-)

Al

[Jayne]

lol..there was only 6 that voted :lol:

Jayne

[RockLinks]

Surprise Suprise

[Jayne]

Surprise Suprise

Who's a grumpy wumpy Craigy then :lol:

Jayne

[clairemackaness]

I'd just like to say thanks to freecyber mag for taking the time to do this for us. It was good fun for those who participated.

[freecybermag]

Thanks Claire :D

[RockLinks]

Surprise Suprise

Who's a grumpy wumpy Craigy then :lol:

Jayne

No all im saying it was obvious who was going to win and who was going to vote :lol:

[Jayne]

It wasn't to me, I voted for Ozzy for Mr UKBF....maybe you should have voted too :D

Jayne

[Hayles]

I voted for Ozzy too!


FIX FIX FIX !!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Jayne]

Well if 6 voted, me and you voted Ozzy, Nic voted for Claire, then the other 3 must have voted for me? Maybe need a re-count :lol:

Jayne

[freecybermag]

OK here's the stats:

Best Avatar:
The Cat one (whoever wrote that) x1
Dread x 1
Silly Jokes x 2

Most Sarcastic
Agri - hire x 2
Fastfences x 3

Most Helpful:
Multilingual x 1
Jayne x 2

Most Imaginative:
Fastfences x 5

Most Friendly:
GoldcrSteve x 1
Jayne x 4

Mr / Miss UKBF
Ozzy x 2
Fastfences x 1
MacmyDay x 1
Claire Mackaness x 1
Jayne x 3

More people seemed to vote for Mr/Miss UKBF than any other topic :D

All happy :lol:

[Jayne]

lol..we were only joking Chris :lol: It's just me and Hayles being silly, as usual.

It was me who voted for the cat aviator too, it fascinates me.

Jayne :D

[freecybermag]

I enjoyed doing the contest. Do you recon we should have it annually (the contest I mean lol)

Chris

[Jayne]

Yes, we'll do it every Christmas for a bit of fun :D

Think all the categories should be on one post next time, makes it easy then for voting:D

It was a very fun idea you had Chris.

Jayne