Marketing explained

[fastfences]

Hi all,
I just 'stole' this from another forum (sorry Lisa). It's great and so real!!

Understanding Marketing

You see a fabulous girl/guy at a party. You approach them and say, "I'm fantastic in bed."

That's Direct Marketing.

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a fabulous girl/guy. You have one of your friends approach them, point at you and say, "She's/He's fantastic in bed."

That's Advertising.

You see a fabulous girl/guy at a party. You approach them to get their telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed."

That's Telemarketing.

You're at a party and see a fabulous girl/guy. You get up, straighten your clothes, walk up and pour them a drink. You open the door, pick up their bag after it drops, offer them a ride, and then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed."

That's Public Relations.

You're at a party and see a fabulous girl/guy. They walk up to you and say, "I hear you're fantastic in bed."
That's Brand Recognition.

[DarrenC]

:lol: Great article!

[uksbc]

fastfences,

that really does sum up marketing - can i put it on our website as a marketing tip?
dont want to copy it without asking!!

cheers

[fastfences]

I 'stole' it from here:
http://lottery-syndicate-affiliate.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=72
If you PM Lisa1979, I think you'll be ok!
cheers, Nigel

[Jayne]

Hi Nigel,

Russ put this on time out, 5th Dec..who did he pinch it off then? :lol:

http://www.ukbusinessforums.co.uk/viewtopic.php?t=7094

Jayne

[fastfences]

Huh? How come I missed that? I always go into Marketing. It's not that I feel Russ has nothing to offer, or anything like that! :wink:

So here am I apologising to Lisa for 'stealing' the post of her Forum, and Lisa's the very one who seemingly 'stole' it from here!! :lol:

Unbelievable. Anyway, it's a great article!!

Thanks Russ!
Cheers, Nigel

[Jayne]

It's excellent isn't it Nigel, got to read it twice :lol:

Jayne

[uksbc]

now this makes things awkward,

i have now added it to our site and given lisa the writing credit - :?

if anyone else wants to claim credit for it then pm me and i will add them too :D

i think the main point is that we all liked it!!

[daveashton]

I know this was also posted on Platinax.co.uk

[sparklyscotty]

What's it called when you see a fabulous guy/ gal at a party, walk up to them, trip on your way there, spill your drink, mumble something about bed, and end up going home alone with a giant bar of Dairy Milk? ;)

-Angel-

[uksbc]

What's it called when you see a fabulous guy/ gal at a party, walk up to them, trip on your way there, spill your drink, mumble something about bed, and end up going home alone with a giant bar of Dairy Milk?

i think that is called most peoples friday night isnt it?? :cry:

[fastfences]

What's it called when you see a fabulous guy/ gal at a party, walk up to them, trip on your way there, spill your drink, mumble something about bed, and end up going home alone with a giant bar of Dairy Milk? ;)

-Angel-

Burnt lead!
cheers, Nigel

[Magsite]

Thanks to Andy for his

"you see a girl, you go over and tell her that you and all your friends are great in bed and if she joins, you'll show her and all her friends how to get great in bed too"
- that's Network Marketing!

http://lottery-syndicate-affiliate.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=72

Lisa