are u afraid to enter to know me???

[aileen]

:D
hello,how do u do everyone? i am a newcomer here. I am a newcomer here.My job is sell brand name shoes and bags,such as nike shoes,jordan shoes and gucci,lv bags.so if u are interested in some of my goods,please feel free to contact me.My website is www.shoesproduct.com.and contact msn is shx1111@hotmail.com
i am waiting for your news.[/img]

[Agri-Hire]

Interesting introduction.

Can I reply by saying hello my names andy I have a tractor and would very much like to plough your field. very much waiting for your news

:wink:

[Jayne]

:lol: :lol: :lol: (love it)

Welcome to the forum :lol:

Jayne

[SanaerJewelleryCreations]

Andy...

are you hiring out your tractor for Christmas parties!!!!!!if so...how much per hour

Adrian. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[clairemackaness]

My names claire and I have some paint, perhaps I could paint your tractor to make it look pretty, whilst wearing a new pair of Jordans.

Great advertising for all three of us!

Welcome to the forum aileen

[creospace]

My name is Gary, can i build the website to proudly display the pictures that are taken of the colourful tractor that will hopefully be ploughing your field?

i am waiting for your news.[/img]

Gary - Peoples Republic of Latvia :lol:

[clairemackaness]

We shouldn't be so cruel! LOL

My news is waiting for your news of colourful tractors and pretty shoes. {/img]

heheheh

[Agri-Hire]

Aidrian,

If you think I am driving my tractor down to London just for your Christmas party then think again pal!!!!! No way, not in a million!

On second thoughts, how does £50 and hour sound? :)

Aileen is confident, and to be perfectly honest yes, I am scared to enter to know her.....

She sounds like a psycho to me.

A scary Asian woman selling lots of shoes?

Aileen is Imelda Marcos!

[clairemackaness]

wow, what great press we could get.....

UKBF members join forces with Imelda Marco, to create the latest in artistic agricultural equipment!

[Agri-Hire]

Hang on!!

Just taken a look at her website and it says that all the shoes are 'hot'

So she must have nicked then from Imelda Marcos!

(The plot thickens)

By the way, did you know that 'are u afraid to enter to know me' is actually an anagram of "daft nike rotten woman you are"


:lol:

[clairemackaness]

RAOFL !!!!

That is great

[Agri-Hire]

Thanks Claire,

By the way, I have been looking at that picture of yours on the left hand side under your name.

Do you sell quilts then?

[clairemackaness]

P*** off you cheeky mongrel! Thats art that is! LOL

[Rob Holmes]

I am Rob and I am also confident and definately not afraid to enter to know you.

I am not newcomer here and more associated with old bags than your nice new bags.

I wish to be the web host that hosts the nice pretty site that Creospace is going to build for you that will have Claires nice pictures on of angr-hire driving his lovely tractor.

Please feel free to contact me via telepathy.

Rob
I am confident like you

[Ravenfire]

Interesting introduction.

Can I reply by saying hello my names andy I have a tractor and would very much like to plough your field. very much waiting for your news

:wink:

That sounds rude to me!

Hi Aileen and welcome to the forums

Toni

[Magsite]

Hi

I've seen the new of replies this topic has received so I thought I'd risk having a look!!

Welcome!

Lisa

[Agri-Hire]

Sorry Claire,

Didn't mean to offend.

I didn't realise that patchwork quilts could be considered as art.

:oops:

I suppose all that effort with the needle and thread could be classed as artistic, so well done you!

My Gran would like to know how much they cost, as she says they look 'smashing and warm'. She also wants a pair od those furry slippers with the zips on the sides, but she says dont worry about putting your 'art' on them as Meg (The Jack Russell) will probably try to chew it off.

If you can give me a quote.

Cheers

[sparklyscotty]

Oh I would try to add something witty but I am barely able to type for laughing!

Aileen, welcome! It's all in good fun! But some of the copywriters on the forum will probably be able to give you some good tips on the wording of your website.

-Angel-

Angel is constantly torn between political correctness and having fun. :)

[SanaerJewelleryCreations]

Agri-Hire...

Amin are after you now!!!!!

Hi Aileen....will definately jump into your website to see what's new!!!!!!

All the best Adrian.

[Steve Roberts]

i am a newcomer here. I am a newcomer here.My job is sell brand name
First rule in Branding, say it and keep saying it!!

[creospace]

Maybe it was a ploy to get better google results!

Gary

[aileen]

hi,aileen thanks for your replies.and if u have any good advice,please give them to me.thanks,
and the price is very low now.it just cost u $50 for one pair brand name shoes.

[creospace]

Alta ego? Don't tell me you do a wide range of soap products too?

Gary

[clairemackaness]

Agri, you truly are a cheeky monkey!

I am sure you are aware that it is NOT as you so delightfully put it a patchwork quilt. It is infact a collage of beautiful natural papers sourced from around the globe...............including china were a lovely pair of new trainer cost just $50 dolla!

However in essex a beautiful pair of patchwork slippers costs more than your life!!

[aileen]

hi,everyone ,i am back now.and i am happy that so many people are on the side of me.thanks.welcome to china if the time is permitting.

[Agri-Hire]

Claire,

Sorry, I seem to be getting everything mixed up.

Of course, now that you explain what it is, then I can see that it is not a quilt. Do apologise.

Very nice.

It's great when kids bring their things home from nursery. How old is yours? My little one brought some of her work home today and I was quite emotional, but she just said "don't be silly daddy it's just some old rubbish stuck onto a piece of cardboard"

I replied by say, "No darling it is in fact a collage of beautiful natural papers sourced from around the world"

"Bol***ks" she said.

Kids eh?

[multilingual]

Aileen is clearly using some form of translation software, probably babelfish at altavista.

There are people who think that a computer can translate just as good as a human and use this type of translation in their business correspondence.

They might be free to use, but the long term cost is zero credibility.

JB

[creospace]

Does it translate late sarcasm back i wonder?

Gary

& LOL @ agri

[multilingual]

Gary

I doubt it, she probably thinks we are all being really nice and friendly

:)

JB

[aileen]

hi,everyone,i like to make friends with u,so if i have this honor to know your email or other contact ways.thanks,waiting for your quick response.
aileen

[MarkPearson]

Hello aileen,

Welcome to the forum.

Just to jump on the band wagon (or tractor if your with Agri)

My name is Mark and I sell 'Personalised Roses' If you want some roses with your very own message, image or logo embossed on the live petals - Do get in touch!

he he :-)

[Hayles]

Hi Aileen

I sell buffets (bu-fays). Usually we offer free delivery but for you we would have to make a small charge. To help you, we could deliver your bu-fay on your new, painted tractor?

Welcome to the forum... and best of luck with the strange people you speak with here... :wink: x

[clairemackaness]

喂Aileen, 如果您會想要一張 繪畫為您的牆壁, 我會高興認識您。 請看我的網站www.clairemackaness.co.uk 許多感謝 克萊爾

[SanaerJewelleryCreations]

Confidence is everything....

and Aileen,you have in bucketfuls

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[aileen]

thanks very much

[aileen]

hi,everyone,if u can introduce some of good site for me,such as the do business for me,i will buy something from u,because i can make money when i earn lots of money.thanks
aileen here thanks everyone here,and i am back everyday.

[fastfences]

Hi Aileen,
I am very much liking your website and am wanting to welcome you to the forum. I been thinking about getting some hot shoes, but I cannot be viewing the postage prices. How much is it costing to send size 10 Nike to England?

I am back everyday too, so I can be seeing your reply. I am pleased to be at your side and sending best wishes to China.
Nigel

[Asteeleleith]

I would comment, but i think it would be dangerous. Then i do like to live dangeously

Claire, patchwork quilts, nice idea that. Another way to get your work into ppls homes. The thought of snuggling up to my misses under one of beautiful works of art. Oh that would life. :)
Def add me to the list if you should decide to go down that route :-)

seriously though that could work!!!

As for aileen, er, welcome to the forum

Al

[aileen]

hi,thanks for your request.if i can't be back to this forum,u can send email to me.it is ok.and the price for one pair of nike is $45 including the shipping fee.
thanks,waiting for your quick response.
aileen
www.shoesproduct.com

[Hayles]

Hi Aileen

Everyone is very interested in you and yours. Perhaps you should ask for a sticky, they are very scarce and valuable. You would be an honoured member. Maybe you could stick it on your painted combine harvester, no?

H

[aileen]

hi,i am happy that everyone are interested in me.and i am also happy that u can be interested what i have.thanks,keep touch in each other.

[aileen]

hi,i know everyone are confident and aileen too.so i want to make friends with u.my concact way is
email:
shx1111@hotmail.com
go to contact with us.

[MinuWeb]

I only have one leg, would it be possible to order 2 shoes both for the left foot please ? :D :D

[aileen]

yeah,of course u can.one wears,and the other is just see it.they are ok,too.lol

[sparklyscotty]

keep touch in each other.

Well, we are all very close here. :lol:

Aileen, are you using some kind of translation software/ service??? I think you need to shop around.

-Angel-

[multilingual]

Well she is not one of my clients!

JB

[Jayne]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Glad to here it

Jayne

[aileen]

hi,i don't use any translation software here.i just say what i want.

[Rob Holmes]

Aileen,
Please see this http://www.ukbusinessforums.co.uk/viewtopic.php?t=6735

We would like you to add your picture.

:)

Rob

[freecybermag]

Agri Hire you're a star. I P***ed myself laughing at your posts. I hope Claire took it in good spirit. I'm still laughing now and maybe for a few days to come. You should defo do stand up comedy. You'd be a success.

If anyone would like to communicate with Aileen you are more than welcome to go through me. I am experienced in the Chinese language. I will say some thing for an example.

Haho Aieen. wecome to thi forum. We are a gou bunch o peopoe here. We wou vehee much lie toe bi sum shoe fom yhoo. How mu doe i cost fo a pair o Addida chainer.

There you go and now language software.

Regards

Chris

[aileen]

ok.thanks.i will add my picture.

[aileen]

hi,long time no go here.so a little sorry

[Admiral Collections]

Agri can plough my field anytime! I will ring all my friends and see if they need a good ploughing too. You are going to be so busy Agri :wink:


Nic :wink:

[freecybermag]

I beg your pardon Nicola :shock:

lol

chris

[caroline]

Hi Aileen

I would just like to welcome you to the forum. I am happy to talk to you any time.
I would like to think if I went to a forum in China people would welcome me there and not take the pee out of how I spoke.

[Hayles]

Chill out! :shock:

Aileen's great and welcome to chat to us all anytime. She has a great sense of humour and I'm sure she knows everything is said in fun.

Anyway, where are you Aileen?? :D

[freecybermag]

Don't worry. She'll be here. She checks in every now and again. :D

Chris

[caroline]

Hayles, I didn't mean to get narky. I'm new here and it just looked like you were all taking the pee out of her because she is Chinese. I apologise if I got it wrong, I hope you can understand what it may have looked like to a newcomer. Usually I have a great sense of humour, but am a little sensitive about stuff like this, sorry.

[freecybermag]

All is forgiven and everyone is happy, even Aileen. :D

Strange she hasn't written though as she should be getting e-mails saying that she has received posts. Maybe she doesn't check her e-mails everyday. I'm sure she'll be glad to know we are asking about her :lol:

Chris

[Hayles]

No problem :D

Hey, perhaps she'll look after worm for us!

Now, how do we explain that idea to her....?! :?

Hayles

[clairemackaness]

Hey, perhaps she'll look after worm for us!

Now, how do we explain that idea to her....?! :?

Hayles

Hello Aileen, we supply new shoe deodrant worm, place in shoe and send fragrance of beautiful smell in Nikey.

[aileen]

hi,it is very interesting that u sell the shoe deodrant worm,and we just sell shoes not the worm.i want to make friends of u.if i have this honor,could u please let me know your email address.thanks.
aileen
my email is shx1111@hotmail.com
my website is www.shoesproduct.com

[Admiral Collections]

I've just thought of something in Aileens defence.

This week I went to a netwroking event and this marketing guy stood up with placards of the names of products that have tried to hit on China, only to find that the meaning of their name is something totally different over there. For example the car brand corsa was originally called Pinto but in chinese it meant 'man with small genitals'

Maybe 'I am confident' is Aileens chinese way of saying Hi all, please be my friend!


Nic

[clairemackaness]

hi,it is very interesting that u sell the shoe deodrant worm,and we just sell shoes not the worm.i want to make friends of u.if i have this honor,could u please let me know your email address.thanks.
aileen


ROFLMAO!!!!!!

[freecybermag]

ROFLMAO

Run Or Fight Like Mother Always Offered???? Maybe :lol:

[fastfences]

Hi Aileen,

I would be honoured to be your friend and exchange our cultures across the seas.

My email address is nigelrb@nigelrb.com

Enthusiastically waiting to read you.
Nigel

[aileen]

hi,welcome to my website and i want to make friend of you.thanks,my website is www.shoesproduct.com

[DarrenC]

I think Im in Love with Aileen :)

[freecybermag]

WOW Darren

Catalogues are available for that sort of thing you know lol :lol:

[DarrenC]

Why buy a catalogue when you can find the woman of your dreams on here.. and from China aswell :D

[clairemackaness]

ROFLMAO = Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off

[Admiral Collections]

Claire, you are the spitting image of Belinda Carlisle if that pic is really you! You're very pretty


Nic :wink:

[DarrenC]

I used to have a crush on Berlinda Carlisle.. it's true :)

[Admiral Collections]

What? It's true you had a crush or Claire is the spits of her!

Nic :wink:

[Coding Monkey]

Agreed. Very pretty.

[Admiral Collections]

Claire should be a model as well as an artist. Im a debt collector and a piss artist, that's about it!

Nic :wink:

[Coding Monkey]

I can develop websites and make salad. If the latter comes in a package from Sainsbury's.

Claire would obviously require a new website to promote herself :roll:

[Admiral Collections]

Mac

Im getting jealous now!

Nic :wink:

[Coding Monkey]

Hey, I don't discriminate against clients.

You're welcome to have one

[Admiral Collections]

Ohhhhhhhhhhh very entrepreunarial, or however it's spelt!

Nic :wink:

[fastfences]

Hey guys,
This is Aileen's thread that you're crashing in on. She won't understand what's going on between you; she come here to sell shoe.

Aileen emailed me because she know I'm not afraid to enter her, she just want friend to help international business. I am honoured to help eastern friend, so perhaps you make your friendship by PM.

Aileen is confident and so am I.
Cheers, Nigel

[Cornish Steve]

Aileen,

It's a pleasure to have someone from China visiting the forums - welcome!

Don't be alarmed by the strange messages posted here. You may have heard of the British sense of humour. These are just some poor examples.

When you send email to the man called FastFences, be aware that he is actually a prince from Nigeria. His uncle, who was a local king, recently died and left him $80 million in his will. In order to collect it, FastFences must deposit the money in a bank account in China. You might want to ask him about this.

[DarrenC]

What? It's true you had a crush or Claire is the spits of her!

Nic :wink:


Both.. sorry for confusing you :D

[clairemackaness]

Dont want to start of any more discussions that may confuse our eatern friend, but.....Thanks Nic and Mac for all compliments. Trust me I'm really quite minging in real life! That was taken on one of those pamper day thingies, were they rip you off for £400 but I didn't fall for it. Instead I stuck my dongle in the PC whilst the guy was in the lav and nabbed the photos!!

[DarrenC]

stuck my dongle in the PC whilst the guy was in the lav

Sounds painful :)

[Admiral Collections]

lol quick thinking Claire.

Nic :wink:

[bci]

<<<
Instead I stuck my dongle in the PC whilst the guy was in the lav .....
<<<<
Wow! Claire, looking at your photo, I wouldn't have thought you're of the gender to have a dongle!
I could be getting this all wrong though - I haven't read the rest of the thread.

[CG Effect]

Must of been a big dongle

[Admiral Collections]

There's nothing like a dongle to get the conversation going


Nic :wink:

[aileen]

hi,the price is as follow:
The price of our shoes we quote as following:
for samples 50usd/pr
12 pairs 40usd/pr
24 pairs 38usd/pr
50 pairs 35usd/pr
100pairs 33usd/pr
100-500pairs 30usd/pr
All the price include shipping fee.

[clairemackaness]

Thanks Aileen, do they come with dongles?

[aileen]

hi,i have long time no see.
www.shoesproduct.com

[clairemackaness]

Yeah Aileens back!

[fastfences]

Hi Aileen,
I'm happy to be knowing you're still here. Hope you're selling plenty shoes and business is good for you.

Best wishes, Nigel

[Hedgehog Toys]

Hi,

Do you do shoes for Hedgehogs ???? :D

[VeryMark]

I'm a big sole music fan.

[clairemackaness]

Yeah Shoe puns