Please help me anyone?

[citizen_erased]

Hey everyone, Im writing up my business plan now and I hope to finish it by tonight. Also if anyone has an ebay account can they sell some things for me? I will give you a good %. Nick

[Gillie]

Anyone get the feeling we have been here before?

Nick, you were given advise last time round and didn't listen so why should the various give you help this time? Will you listen to it and take it on board?

[wood1e2]

I am not sure what advice you were given before. But from my point of view, this sounds like one of those stupid sorts that on visiting Thailand except the offer from some 'great' new friend to take home a small bag!!!!

Unless the product are going to generate several 10's of thousands of pounds and I take have the products you want selling in my hands, and they are totally legal products.

Basically I think you should set up your own account and flog the products your self.

If you can't do that, send you business plan into Channel 4 or the BBC as it is probably a good laugh!!

[vvaannmmaann]

C.E.,are you hoping to sell your Adobe software on EvilBay?

[cmcp]

£450 for the lot.

[cmcp]

(inc p&p) final offer.

[vvaannmmaann]

(inc p&p) final offer.

I hope you realise what you have started!

[Mister B]

£450 for the lot.

But they're genuine. Tell you what, let's say £950.

Mister B

[citizen_erased]

£450 for the lot.

They are worth about £300 each, I have Adobe Photoshop CS3 Extended.


http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Adobe-Photoshop-CS3-software_W0QQitemZ110368059585QQcmdZViewItemQQptZU K_Computing_Software_Software_SR?hash=item11036805 9585&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14&_trkparms=72%3A1690|66%3A2|65%3A12|39%3A1|240%3A13 18

[citizen_erased]

C.E.,are you hoping to sell your Adobe software on EvilBay?


Yes, If anyone sells them for me. I will give them £20-£30 for each one sold.

[vvaannmmaann]

OK.Well good luck with that.

[citizen_erased]

But they're genuine. Tell you what, let's say £950.

Mister B


Yeah thats a good price

[wood1e2]

If it is all kosha why don't you sell it yourself....please answer the question.

[citizen_erased]

How can I sell them? I dont have an ebay account. If anyone is interested please make an offer, Nick

[wood1e2]

So set one up....costs are minimal

[citizen_erased]

I cant, I have had one already and they stopped letting me use it. The lowest I can sell them for is £650

[wood1e2]

Well that shows what a complete waste of time you are, and trying to get others to sell what are possibly illegal products...could you stop pestering people on here.

[estwig]

I'll give you £645 and a slightly used Pritt Stick.

:)

[Mister B]

I'll give you £645 and a slightly used Pritt Stick.

:)

I'll see your £645 and a slightly used Pritt Stick and raise you by two paper clips, a chewed on Bic and a chipped out Marlboro Light.

Mister B

[citizen_erased]

How are they fake? I have never had any complaints about the products, You can register it online. Does anyone really want them?

[maxine]

You had offers on here but didn't take them up.

You have been working on your business plan for a very very long time and asking the same questions over and over.

Have you finished your business plan?

[citizen_erased]

You had offers on here but didn't take them up.

You have been working on your business plan for a very very long time and asking the same questions over and over.

Have you finished your business plan?


I haven t finished yet, I need a bit of help? Please can you guide me? x

[streetslocal]

Now lets open this up once again.

Why did you get banned from ebay?

Ebay do not ban easily.


I will openly say i believe these are FAKES and nothing else.

Plain and simple FAKES.

I do not condone the publication of sales of fakes.

Now citizen erased...


Please provide solid proof they are not fakes and answer why you cannot sell them on ebay or ask your family or freinds to sell them for you?

This is a serious business forum and we have better things than your knock offs.

Please CITIZEN ERASE YOURSELF and mature and then go into business.

Your on about writing a business plan what for exactly?

Maybe you should watch Only Fools and horses for guidance.

[citizen_erased]

Why do you think they are fake? Your wrong in your mind tank...

[cal900]

You can download photoshop for free........

Can I add, I didnt and even if I did I have no idea how to use it!!!

[maxine]

I haven t finished yet, I need a bit of help? Please can you guide me? x

errr... in a word... No.

[citizen_erased]

errr... in a word... No.


Why? atleast give me a template

[wood1e2]

EXPLAIN WHY YOU WERE BANNED FROM EBAY....or just F**K OFF :)

[citizen_erased]

I didnt list the items properly and they removed the items and banned me. Why are you being rude? F**king Retard

[swbcanning]

I didnt list the items properly and they removed the items and banned me. Why are you being rude? F**king Retard

People are trying to help and you are abusing them. We don't wnat people like you on our cosy forum!

Ebay would not ban you for that!!

[wood1e2]

You may think I am a retard, but it is you that doesn't have the brain to set another account with ebay using a different email account, or your parents/siblings/friends!!!

And it is you that got banned for not listing products properly, well I can safely say an Einstien you aint!!!!!

oh oh oh let me think of another retarded solution for you....amazon!!!

At the end of the day, we on here would be completely retarded if we didn't think you were trying to sell something dodgy if not illegal, trying to get complete strangers to sell your products.

Now hopefully you have read this in full and realise that you are wasting your time, and not using 1% of the brain power you need to sort your solution out.

all the best and please just read and not come back.

yours a retard :)

[citizen_erased]

I do what I want, dont tell me what to do

[estwig]

Do as you are told

[citizen_erased]

Why? What have I done wrong? I get treated like **** when I ask for help

[lm11]

It is amusing how people underestimate the intelligence of other people. You cannot seriously think that somebody is going to sell your product for you on Ebay first of all, then saying you got banned for doing the same thing...

Unbelieveable.

[streetslocal]

I do what I want, dont tell me what to do
So why ask for help?

Anyway why are you still here....

[davidshaw89]

I think if we have another photo of the Adobe's then we will know they are real :D

[davidshaw89]

Why? What have I done wrong? I get treated like **** when I ask for help

I think you have had enough help already - advice on at least 5 different jobs you wanted in the 1500-post-thread

[vvaannmmaann]

Nick,Calm down my friend.People only want to wind you up.I know because I am guilty of doing it myself.But let's keep this light hearted.
Think about what you want to type,before you type.This will prevent you saying things you will later regret.

[streetslocal]

Did He Sell The Discs?

[stugster]

Did He Sell The Discs?

Is the Pope from Uzbekistan?

[PaddyPawsPetServices]

If ebay have banned you, then why not use Ebid/Amazon/Gumtree to flog em. If that fails then take them to a car boot and flog em along with any old CD's Dvds etc. I have a huuuge clear out a few weeks ago, spent a couple of hours at a carboot and made £250....( minus £6.00 spent on Bacon Sarnies £2.00 on Tea, and £10.00 on the extra junk that the OH managed to find and bring home (((Muppet!)))

Im willing to bet that the real reason that they banned you, is because the items you were trying to sell are fakes. I listed two things wrongly last week, all I got was an email saying why they had been removed, im certainly not banned

[stugster]

PPS: he was offered £10 less than what he wanted to sell them for and refused. He hasn't got a clue ;)

[Gavin-Design-Right]

I know I am no saint on this forum, but I have came back and learned my lesson but I'm sorry is this guy for Real ???


He must be a complete joke some things he comes out with are things that I would not even say/do. You DONOT get banned of Ebay for wrongly describing something. Saying that they are real when they are Fake, Yes, You would get banned for that. I speak for myself here (I know people have thought it about me for ages) I think you should maybe go and try your luck somewhere else. People on here are serious business people, I have the feelign you are wasting their time Now.

Trying to egt help then calling a member a f***Ing retard is NOT going to help you. I mean how hard is it to type into google, Help with writing a business Plan. . . .Wait. . . . http://tinyurl.com/cakq6k

[PaddyPawsPetServices]

PPS: he was offered £10 less than what he wanted to sell them for and refused. He hasn't got a clue ;)

I know....just refreshed my memory on some of his threads, was funny 1st time round, 86 threads later with the same malecowpoo, and demanding answers, info and a buyer for his stock is rather dull and annoying tbh

[Gavin-Design-Right]

Why and How did he get all this software anyway ?

[movietub]

I have 8 of these for sale if anyone wants them - £30 each (free delivery).

Look I took a photo of them all for proof. I hope that my low price devalues no-one else's products. I just want to shift them before they are worthless.

http://4khmer.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/adobepscs3.jpghttp://4khmer.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/adobepscs3.jpghttp://4khmer.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/adobepscs3.jpghttp://4khmer.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/adobepscs3.jpghttp://4khmer.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/adobepscs3.jpghttp://4khmer.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/adobepscs3.jpghttp://4khmer.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/adobepscs3.jpghttp://4khmer.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/adobepscs3.jpg

(cash only pse, ebay account got blocked because of poor grammer innit)

[Gavin-Design-Right]

OMG are you serious ?

[Gavin-Design-Right]

http://images.google.co.uk/images?hl=en&q=adobe%20photoshop%20cs3%20extended&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wi

I seem to have the same photo you have. Do you actually think people are thick ?

you also managed to stretch the forum, Cheers

[movietub]

OMG are you serious ?

Yea of course. Is this not a forum for serious business?

[movietub]

http://images.google.co.uk/images?hl=en&q=adobe%20photoshop%20cs3%20extended&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wi

I seem to have the same photo you have. Do you actually think people are thick ?

you also managed to stretch the forum, Cheers

You are a genius.

Well done ;)

[Gavin-Design-Right]

Thank you, Shame I can not same about you

:( I got banned for a lot less than you have been doing......

[movietub]

Thank you, Shame I can not same about you

:( I go tbanned for a lot less than you have been doing......

What are you on about?

This is a ridiculous thread so I sunk to the same level!

Was it not obvious that it was the same photo repeated? It's not as if I made an effort to deceive you!

You missed the 'say the' out of your 'genius' retort by the way. Always need to be careful in sentences that contain the 'genius' word ;)


By the way what did you get banned for that was less than what I did???

[Gavin-Design-Right]

Misunderstanding :)

[movietub]

So your sentance "Look I took a photo of them all for proof"

Should be amended to something like "Look i went to google and Typed in Adobe Photoshop cs3 Extended then copyed the image and then replicated the image, which infact does not prove anything to you :)"

Look Im not getting into this - Put it this was will be very suprised if anyone buys from you.

Are you actually crazy? Do you think I'm the OP?

How obvious is it that I don't have any Adobe's to sell and I was mocking the OP's feeble attempts to sell his?

Here's another I found on google...

http://www.write4good.com/images/bangHeadAgainstWall.gif

[Gavin-Design-Right]

Oh crist Not enough coffee this morning I think

[360interactive]

So your sentance "Look I took a photo of them all for proof"

Should be amended to something like "Look i went to google and Typed in Adobe Photoshop cs3 Extended then took the link from the image and then replicated it into the post, which infact does not prove anything to you :)"

Look Im not getting into this - Put it this was will be very suprised if anyone buys from you.

Oh Gavin, i'd give up now if I were you. :rolleyes:

[movietub]

Oh crist Not enough coffee this morning I think

:D

Let's never talk of this again.

[Gavin-Design-Right]

Lets not :P. As I said in pm very sorry. Though that you were trying to sell them haha.

[movietub]

Lets not :P. As I said in pm very sorry. Though that you were trying to sell them haha.

I forgive you for the misunderstanding - but I cannot forgive that you mistook me (and my witty retorts) for being CE.

;)

[Gavin-Design-Right]

Hahah Cheers :)

[Delta-SI]

Any photos of the adobe available?

[stugster]

(and my witty retorts)

Lies!!!!! :p

[citizen_erased]

Hey, I still have a pic.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3648/3400013574_5abeaa7ab4_b.jpg

[movietub]

That reminds me how long ago this all started. It also reminds me of my promise to reduce my offer by £30 per month inline with the recession (well roughly inline...).

So now my £480 is £420 for all of them. Do we have a deal yet?

If you say no I'm going to kiss that girl you fancy. You know we know who she is ;)

[citizen_erased]

She deleted me off her facebook, you guys most of done something. No movietub, they are selling at a good price on ebay.

[movietub]

She deleted me off her facebook, you guys most of done something. No movietub, they are selling at a good price on ebay.

She deleted you? Maybe you should have told her you look at her photo each morning and want to kiss her. You see this is what happens when you hide your feelings.

So are those Adobe's actually selling on Ebay? Are they listed?

Do you have any other girls we should be aware of?

[citizen_erased]

Im not going into my love life, Adobes are not listed no. Nick

[movietub]

No movietub, they are selling at a good price on ebay.

So are those Adobe's actually selling on Ebay? Are they listed?



Adobes are not listed no. Nick


So they arn't selling on Ebay at all then?

You could just sell them to me?

[citizen_erased]

If you listed them on ebay, all six will sell in just a few days. If you sell them for £160 each or something. £550 is my best price for all six. Nick

[davidshaw89]

If you listed them on ebay, all six will sell in just a few days. If you sell them for £160 each or something. £550 is my best price for all six. Nick

including delivery? or are you going to add another £30 on at the end again?

[citizen_erased]

including delivery? or are you going to add another £30 on at the end again?

Postage is free

[mrRed]

I'm getting an incredible feeling of deja vu here Nick...

What other methods have you tried to flog your wares? gumtree/amazon etc...?

[movietub]

I tell you what Nick. Thats a deal. I will sell them online for you.

I will attempt to sell them £150 each, I will send you £100 of each sale. You net £600.

the only condition I get them for free until they have sold - if they don't sell you get them back. I will arrange courier to pick them up from you. I will also arrange paperwork agreeing to that you retain ownership of each copy until I have paid you £100 each.

So there you go. You get what you want, there is no risk for either of us. Best of all they no longer have to spend time under your bed collecting dust and fluids.

If you say yes it happens and we boh make money. I'm genuine.

But I bet you say no...

[Delta-SI]

But that photo is old. You could have sold them by now... And be out to make a fast buck. Come on Nick work with us.

[citizen_erased]

Movietub, thanks for the offer but nope, Delta you keep asking me to take pics lol

[movietub]

Movietub, thanks for the offer but nope, Delta you keep asking me to take pics lol

Why not Nick? Which part is causing the problem?

I'm offering you the opportunity to sell the for £600 which is more than you asked for...

[Gavin-Design-Right]

This is becoming a joke nick

[Delta-SI]

Why wouldnt you take Movietub's offer?

[citizen_erased]

I just want to sell them for £550 all in one go, If anyone wants them then they have to pay me via google checkout. Nick

[Gavin-Design-Right]

Nobody wants to buy your bloody software !!

Give up

[cmcp]

That's a bit harsh.

A recent photo might help the case.

[Delta-SI]

It would need to be a very recent photo with a date stamp..

[mrRed]

I just want to sell them for £550 all in one go, If anyone wants them then they have to pay me via google checkout. Nick

Nick, i'm coming up to Chelmsford at the weekend to look at a car. I can meet you and bring a mate with me who knows about these things. Are you gonna be about on Saturday? Seriously?

No p****ng about mate, do you wanna get rid or what?

[citizen_erased]

Hey, I do wanna get rid of them, If you can pay me via google checkout. Nick

[Delta-SI]

I think he wants to see them in the flesh first. It's kind of like a moving photo....

[citizen_erased]

If I take a recent pic, Will anyone buy them off me? Nick

[Delta-SI]

Post it up and it will expand your horizons...

[mrRed]

Hey, I do wanna get rid of them, If you can pay me via google checkout. Nick

I know this is a 'going around in circles question' Nick, but why does it have to be via google checkout?, if I can meet you and have them verified as legit, you will have the cash in your hand, which is what I assume you want...? as i said i'll be in Chelmsford on Sat anyway, so whats the prob?

It saves a lot of messing around for everyone involved...is there a reason that you are avoiding doing this deal face 2 face?

[citizen_erased]

I know this is a 'going around in circles question' Nick, but why does it have to be via google checkout?, if I can meet you and have them verified as legit, you will have the cash in your hand, which is what I assume you want...? as i said i'll be in Chelmsford on Sat anyway, so whats the prob?

It saves a lot of messing around for everyone involved...is there a reason that you are avoiding doing this deal face 2 face?


Hey Dude, I just want people to trust me :( Please? Nick

[Delta-SI]

But when they meet you and see the legit software they will trust you. All we want is for you to trust us :( Please? Delta

[mrRed]

Hey Dude, I just want people to trust me :( Please? Nick

That's fair enough Nick.

So the answer to my question is..?

[citizen_erased]

I dont have a paypal account

[Gavin-Design-Right]

He Wants To Meet You Face To Face And Hand The Cash Over After Seeing The Products :)

[Gavin-Design-Right]

Doing god for your post count CE

[movietub]

AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! !!!!!!!!!!

hurts

[Delta-SI]

I dont have a paypal account

He will give you actual cash money, direct from his hand to yours and no one will take 3% away...

[mrRed]

I dont have a paypal account

:|:|:|:|:|:|:|

What have I said that doesn't make sense to you Nick? You dont need a paypal account because we can meet face to face. I will check your product is genuine, and I will put cash in your hand...!

What is it about this that you don't understand? I'm starting to get the feeling that you are playing the role of numpty on purpose mate. Prove me wrong. :rolleyes:

[cmcp]

Nick I think you should put them on ebay.

[Gavin-Design-Right]

Do not go there cmcp haha:P

[citizen_erased]

Looks like no one wants them, I will try my luck in a wholesale forum. Nick

[Gavin-Design-Right]

Are you blind or stupid. Or playing everone along. You have had an offer to meet then get money cash in hand . . .

[mrRed]

Looks like no one wants them, I will try my luck in a wholesale forum. Nick

I wish you all the 'luck' in the world then mate. I've a feeling that you'll be needing it.

[Delta-SI]

Looks like no one wants them, I will try my luck in a wholesale forum. Nick

Nick Mr Red wants them, where he says this "What have I said that doesn't make sense to you Nick? You dont need a paypal account because we can meet face to face. I will check your product is genuine, and I will put cash in your hand...!" is a bit of a give away....

[mrRed]

Nick Mr Red wants them, where he says this "What have I said that doesn't make sense to you Nick? You dont need a paypal account because we can meet face to face. I will check your product is genuine, and I will put cash in your hand...!" is a bit of a give away....

Obviously not to 'simple nick' :|:D

[citizen_erased]

How do I close this thread? Nick

[Delta-SI]

How do I close this thread? Nick
Only by selling the Adobes

[PaddyPawsPetServices]

oh :eek: god, not again

Nick why are you playing the fool? you have had 2 yes 2 offers for your out of date software, neither of which involved using Google/Paypal/A bank card nor anything else. If I were you, arrange to meet and if the items are legit, take his money and have a pleasant weekend.

Either you are ill, you lack common sense, you are taking us all for a ride or those adobes are fakes, fake being the only reason I can think of for Ebay to ban someone ( or pick a combo ) I simply dont believe that anyone can be as daft as you are making yourself out to be.

The good people on this forum have helped you out no end, with Business Plans, Software Selling, Job Offers etc, and all you do it take us all on a wild goose chase. First time, it was funny, now its just plain sad and pathetic.

Sorry to be harsh, but I think you need to go and get a job, sell those Softwares to whoever wants them, and then grow up. Come back in 10 years and see what you have to offer to the business world.

[stugster]

I hear McDonald's are hiring.

[PaddyPawsPetServices]

hehehehe,

I want to sell you a Big Mac Meal that was made last Tuesday, but only on Google, and I want 3k for it

[Gillie]

I don't acutally think the guy has the software in the first place and is just plain old attention seeking ... either way, he is a BORE!!

[Mister B]

I hear McDonald's are hiring.

I think that Trigger need a new hoppo on Only Fools...

Mister B

[streetslocal]

Hey, I still have a pic.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3648/3400013574_5abeaa7ab4_b.jpg
That wording looks like you have used photoshop to impose the image.
Could i get a picture of your adobes next to a garden gnome

[movietub]

I think we need to band together in an old van A-team stylee and head down to essex to retrieve these Adobe's.

Who's up for it this weekend? We can send him the proceeds once we have sold them. I believe they are hidden under his bed covered in photos of facebook ladies.

Nick brace yourself and lock down the hatches, you're about to get liberated of six Adobe's.

[cmcp]

Nick the talk of 6 copies yet photo of 5 is the only thing holding me back.

[movietub]

Nick the talk of 6 copies yet photo of 5 is the only thing holding me back.

That and the fact he won't sell them anyway.

[citizen_erased]

I have all six, I can take a photo tonight of all six. If anyone wants them let me know, if you trust me that is. Nick

[stugster]

Trust you as far as we can throw you :)

[streetslocal]

I have all six, I can take a photo tonight of all six. If anyone wants them let me know, if you trust me that is. Nick
I will come and collect them from you at your home and give you a cheque payment for them.
Please private message me your address

[avantime]

My name is Prince Faisal of the Limpopo Valley. My father recently died leaving 120 million US Dollars in a Swiss bank account and 4000 copies of Adobe Photoshop in a Parisian warehouse.

I need you, my friends, to accept payments from the Swiss account into your accounts so I can inherit my money - left to me by my Great Father. In return you get to keep 10% of the value of the deposits.

PM me your bank details and we can work together.

If you're interested in a copy of Photoshop then PM me. £250 per copy!! Honest!

[BootCamp]

I jus need your bak account details and we can wire you the moooooooonies.....


Seriously mate, why dont you want to meet someone and take cold hard cash. That there is the question

[streetslocal]

Forgot to add i will take the adobes but in return i would want to collect from your house and if there fakes or stolen im sending the boys in blue around.

Now because your messing around ill offer £200 all in.

Remember the value drops quickly.:D

[citizen_erased]

Hey everyone, I have taken a pic of all six.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3615/3404508336_99d0272a36.jpg

[BootCamp]

As has been said plenty of times why dont want the cash?

[streetslocal]

Hey everyone, I have taken a pic of all six.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3615/3404508336_99d0272a36.jpg
2:12am??
Losing sleep over the adobes were you:eek:

i wouldnt trust you with those carpets:D

[citizen_erased]

My carpets are fine lol, I couldn't sleep so I thought I would take a pic :D

[streetslocal]

Directly from Adobe:
If an offer sounds too good to be true, it probably is. Check a reputable retailer site to look up the market price for the software. If there is more than a 20% discount on the MSRP without Adobe rebates, then there is a significant risk that the seller is:

Trying to resell OEM bundle copies without the required hardware,
Trying to resell products unbundled from an Adobe Collection or Suite,
Trying to pass off an educational version of software as a full retail version,
Trying to sell a counterfeit or illegal product (usually provided on CD-R) with a cracked or bogus serial number,
Trying to provide an upgrade version with a counterfeit previous version as a "full" version of the current software, or
Trying to resell a product stolen from a reseller or retailer.

[citizen_erased]

I didnt know that, all I can is that they are they are NOT stolen, They are the FULL version. They are all boxed.

[streetslocal]

My carpets are fine lol, I couldn't sleep so I thought I would take a pic :D
You think:eek:

[streetslocal]

I didnt know that, all I can is that they are they are NOT stolen, They are the FULL version. They are all boxed.
So from what source did you obtain the adobes?

[BootCamp]

The cash, can you answer if you would take cash, and why not?

[citizen_erased]

I got them off a friend, thats all I know.

[BootCamp]

I got them off a friend, thats all I know.


WILL YOU TAKE CASH?!

[citizen_erased]

Nope, google checkout only.

[BootCamp]

why? why wont you take cash?

[citizen_erased]

I just want you to trust me, thats all. I have a mate who is interested in them.

[stugster]

Joe Bloggs?

[BootCamp]

You'd get trusted if you just said something like, "yes I'd take cash, and yes I would allow you to collect in person, I have nothing to hide. Go for it"

But you dont say that, you say not google check out, and talk of people being interested in them, yet you still hawk them on here, despite poeple offering you cash for them, who you totally ignore.

[citizen_erased]

Dude, If you want them just tell me and I will send you an invoice. Nick

[BootCamp]

Just answer the question, why you need it to be google check out and not cash

[website]

where do you live, i will collect them from you? sound fair?

[website]

will the invoice have your REAL address on it?

[Gavin-Design-Right]

An invoice ?

Have you got a company ?, VAT registered Ect ?

[website]

I doubt he can even spell company... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zekd4iNru6M (citiz)

[lucy*tenable]

I am lost - why not set up an ebay account yourself and pocket the £20?!?!?!?!? Where is the business sense??????????

[citizen_erased]

Yeah the invoice will have my address on it...and I dont have a company. No collections

[Gavin-Design-Right]

Lucyauty Do not go there hahaha. He was banned of ebay - For bad grammar and Listing something wrong. . . . .Mmmh I belive him Like

Mate I for one am board with you now. Do you even know what Is included in an invoice ?

[citizen_erased]

Yeah Gavin is right

[BootCamp]

Are you horrifically disfigured, why won't you meet in person?

This is why people think there is a scam going on............

[MikeD08]

Three for Nick
1) Please Nick, just take the cash and get the deal done!
2) Go to the job centre/ employment agency and try and find a job
3) Sell your computer and stop wasting peoples time

One for contributors
Please don't encourage him any further - my head hurts and Nick obviously can't be helped. This is the 3rd thread on the same subject:mad:

One for the mods
I would ask you to seriously consider locking this thread and even banning Citizen-Erased - at the very least moderate all future threads that he tried to create. He is very obviously beyond redemption and aside from a little (tiresome) humour he offers nothing of value

*grumpy this afternoon*

[citizen_erased]

Mike your wrong in your mind tank, Dont tell me what to do

[BootCamp]

Three for Nick
1) Please Nick, just take the cash and get the deal done!
2) Go to the job centre/ employment agency and try and find a job
3) Sell your computer and stop wasting peoples time

One for contributors
Please don't encourage him any further - my head hurts and Nick obviously can't be helped. This is the 3rd thread on the same subject:mad:

One for the mods
I would ask you to seriously consider locking this thread and even banning Citizen-Erased - at the very least moderate all future threads that he tried to create. He is very obviously beyond redemption and aside from a little (tiresome) humour he offers nothing of value

*grumpy this afternoon*

hear hear :)

[Gavin-Design-Right]

CE - No you are wrong. People are busy on here Running (setting up and finding information about) their business and no longer have time to help you, when you clearly do bot listen. You have been offered cash for this that you have now rejected. End Off. You are unwilling to let peole kow the reason you have to pay Via Google checkout. I have found out from my past Lying and trying to be someone you are not does no one any favours. You seem to have a very aggressive responce to when anyone says something against you.

I trhink the best you can do is get of the forums and try and make something of your life. If you had came on to ask some basic questions and TAKE some advice things would have ben fine.

[citizen_erased]

I have never been rude on this forum dude

[website]

I have never been rude on this forum dude

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zekd4iNru6M <<< you
when they are saying baby it meens adobes. and you father the adobes

[Gavin-Design-Right]

I have never been rude on this forum dude


Really ?, Mmh I tink you have TBH. I cant see that Youtube link as they are banned on this computer ATM.

[davidshaw89]

Its not that you have been rude, is more the fact that your questions on this forum aren't exactly business related.

Apart from one question you asked repeatedly about a business plan, and then never even produced the goods. Imagine how the people who helped you out feel!

The worst thing about it is that I haven't seen a single post of yours on this forum helping someone else out - after all the help others have given to you! This is what really annoys me about you.

I would suggest the reason for banning Citizen Erased is suspicion of fraud/dealing in illegal software, since we have established that there is no way they could possibly be genuine.

[website]

this look a bit simular to your first image.
http://media.photobucket.com/image/adobe%20photoshop%20extended%20cs3%20ebay/indigo12321/Album%201/cs3/100_0209.jpg

[website]

just photoshop a piece of paper onto it and ta da

[streetslocal]

So why google checkout because if they were dodgy i could charge it back to my card who in turn would take it off you?

Why not cash on collection?

[website]

Are you horrifically disfigured, why won't you meet in person?
............


http://www.spunangel.com/uploaded_images/ugly_person-720907.jpg
he cant help how he was born!, bloody sexy

[PaddyPawsPetServices]

if someone pays via Google Checkout, is there not a charge for using it ( ie you lose a % ) and then whoever sells them to you, can claim their money back at any point ( ie once they realise its a fake )

[movietub]

Nick I tried to help you out ages ago but you really are a moron arn't you?

Thats not abuse by the way, but in the stictest meaning of the word I do believe you are a complete moron.

Incase you are in anyway confused what I'm trying to say is that you have made nothing of your life so far and have now come on here and actually put effort into not improving. With your current attitude you have no hope of ever having anything you can be proud of. Becasue you are a person incapable of achieving anything good.

I used to think you had some sort of ADD and maybe you do, but that doesn't cover being stupid enough to try and sell hundreds of pounds of software to business people then refusing to take cash and collection! You are really a moron.

Don't get all upset - just sort yourself out.

:(

[cmcp]

Nick (citizen_erased) has done nothing wrong.

No one is obliged to post replies in this thread, he's not wasting anyone's time by spamming or being annoying.

He's been a great sport - anyone getting serious about this or frustrated is just making themselves look stupid.

Nick, £450 for the lot.

[cmcp]

(inc p&p)

[citizen_erased]

Nick (citizen_erased) has done nothing wrong.

No one is obliged to post replies in this thread, he's not wasting anyone's time by spamming or being annoying.

He's been a great sport - anyone getting serious about this or frustrated is just making themselves look stupid.

Nick, £450 for the lot.


Hey cmcp. £450 is too low, Thank you for your offer.:redface:

[movietub]

Nick (citizen_erased) has done nothing wrong.

No one is obliged to post replies in this thread, he's not wasting anyone's time by spamming or being annoying.

He's been a great sport - anyone getting serious about this or frustrated is just making themselves look stupid.


I used to agree but now he has done something wrong.

He's advertised something, gets a few people intersted, then changes his terms! Then repeats the whole process twice more.

He also starts new threads and ignores peoples questions completely.

I agree he is a good sport and very amusing. I guess I was hoping a few home truths might make him consider the life he is wasting :)

[stugster]

What about £500?

[citizen_erased]

Hey £630 for all six and that includes postage, Nick

[PaddyPawsPetServices]

wtf, it was £550 not so long ago...why has it gone up?

[stugster]

£560.........

[citizen_erased]

I want atleast £100 for each one, they sell for £250-£300.

[PaddyPawsPetServices]

If They Sell For That Then Why Dont you Sell Them Yourself

[citizen_erased]

I dont have an ebay account

[PaddyPawsPetServices]

use a different email account, im sure most people have more than one email account...use a friends account / family members. Put them on ebid / amazon / gumtree. see if any local schools / businesses / it dudes want them


really is not rocket science

[citizen_erased]

I have put an add on gumtree and amazon, still nothing :(

[PaddyPawsPetServices]

have you got a link to the adverts?

[Gavin-Design-Right]

Why not just take what is offered to you I really do not think you will get anymore

[stugster]

£570. My final offer. Seriously.

[movietub]

I don't think his parents know about the Adobe's and I think he's trying to keep it a secret.

Thats why he doesn't want anyone collecting and he cannot use a family members account. He could use a friends but tragically has none.

Isn't that right CE!

[PaddyPawsPetServices]

http://www.amazon.co.uk/s/ref=nb_ss_w_h__2_15?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=adobe+photoshop+cs3&sprefix=adobe+photoshop

http://www.gumtree.com/london/53/37023253.html

http://www.gumtree.com/london/42/36905242.html

which of these ads are yours?

http://essex.gumtree.com/cgi-bin/list_postings.pl?search_terms=adobe+photoshop&posting_cat=4313

nothing on Essex tho

[PaddyPawsPetServices]

I don't think his parents know about the Adobe's and I think he's trying to keep it a secret.

Thats why he doesn't want anyone collecting and he cannot use a family members account. He could use a friends but tragically has none.

Isn't that right CE!


or they are just fakes

[MikeD08]

use a different email account, im sure most people have more than one email account...use a friends account / family members. Put them on ebid / amazon / gumtree. see if any local schools / businesses / it dudes want them


really is not rocket science

How many times has this been suggested?

I'm pretty sure that it has been mentioned somewhere that he lives with his parents.
Do they have any idea of what he is trying to achieve?
Can they not help him?
Is he this incapable in everyday life?
Am I alone in thinking that Nick may have some kind of problem?

His lack of abililty to take advise, follow advise, seek simple solutions to simple problems really does give me reason for concern.

And that it why I think it is time Nick was either moderated or banned.

[movietub]

I don't get the feeling they are fakes, not sure why just don't.

I think its becasue Nick has taken photos and I don't think he has the brains to mock up those images. I aslo don't think he would make such an effort even if he could.

He has the software, its unused and will no doubt register fine. He needs to shift them on the sly though.

At this stage anyway wanting to buy them should probably just call his home phone and ask his parents.

[citizen_erased]

The picture should show up in a few hours on gumtree:

http://www.gumtree.com/london/82/37036082.html

Amazon:

http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B000QC7JEM/sr=1-12/qid=1238545653/ref=olp_product_details?ie=UTF8&me=&qid=1238545653&sr=1-12&seller=

[Gavin-Design-Right]

Are you only selling one on Amazon ?

[PaddyPawsPetServices]

you have only just posted that Gumtree advert!

[citizen_erased]

Amazon know I have six, when that one sells they will keep put the listing, until all six are sold. Nick

[movietub]

So what? No one will buy from you on there either.

Do your parents know that you have and are selling these Adobes?

[PaddyPawsPetServices]

you have the Amazon one listed as Macintosh...correct?

[citizen_erased]

Yes, If you look at the item comments, you will see I have put this:

Comments: Brand New SEALED...BAVWT included. Only Windows compatible.

[Gavin-Design-Right]

Is this you Nick ?

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=133218075

[PaddyPawsPetServices]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Brand-new-adobe-photoshop-CS3-extended_W0QQitemZ150336099734QQcmdZViewItemQQptZU K_Computing_Software_Software_SR?hash=item15033609 9734&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14&_trkparms=72%3A1690|66%3A2|65%3A12|39%3A1|240%3A13 18

deffo not worth what you say they are!

[movietub]

wait - has he listed them as mac version then???

:)

please please please say its true!

[Gavin-Design-Right]

Yes I was thinking that too. They are Listed as apple mac. Also that link i added says that that guy loves aplle mac and does sound like nick . . . is it him >

[movietub]

not unless nick lives in usa...

I believe some people on here do have his facebook. From that we can get his surname, then shortlist his address, phone number, call his mum, she ******** him and sells us the adobe's for £100 all in.

Plan?

[citizen_erased]

Gavin thats not me, and my parents know im selling them..

[Gavin-Design-Right]

LOL AT ABOVE.

Just that facebook guy does sound simple lol.

Im away anyway don't want to bully the guy.

[davidshaw89]

not unless nick lives in usa...

I believe some people on here do have his facebook. From that we can get his surname, then shortlist his address, phone number, call his mum, she ******** him and sells us the adobe's for £100 all in.

Plan?

There is also a map of his address on the gumtree advert - assuming he entered the correct details...

[*Lexxy*]

they seem to selling on ebay for £120'ish at the moment...



**wanders off wondering why she ended up in one of 'these' threads again...**

[Gavin-Design-Right]

just turn up at hid door lol

[movietub]

so we have a map of his rough area, if he has a unique-ish surname can probably pin him down!

Then over to pick up the adobes and change his carpets.

[PaddyPawsPetServices]

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[movietub]

Where is Delta?

If challenged I'm sure he would produce a telephone number and address pretty sharpish now we have a little to go on!

Legal too - since he is trading his address needs to be shown.

[citizen_erased]

Whats your problem movietub?

[PaddyPawsPetServices]

right, im going to take my mutts for a walk...CE/Nick please sell those adobes to someone anyone ( Does Santa give photoshops for xmas....might be worth giving him a call ) before I lose the will to live

[citizen_erased]

Okay Claire have a nice day xxxxxx

[movietub]

Whats your problem movietub?

You! Never taking anyones advice seriously and refusing to explain why you won't take cash!

EXPLAIN WHY YOU WONT TAKE CASH!!!

[mrRed]

I want atleast £100 for each one, they sell for £250-£300.

Nick, i've found them for £199 if they are the right ones.

http://prices.cnet.co.uk/0,39100441,36633983,00.htm

[mrRed]

I'm still coming to Chelmsford on Saturday if your intersted Nick?

[movietub]

He won't be. He's to simple to grasp what you're offering.

[MikeD08]

A little light reading for you all:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asperger's_syndrome
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autism
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Attention-deficit_hyperactivity_disorder
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autism_spectrum

[Gavin-Design-Right]

My mum is a teacher at a school called Struan. It is for people with Autism/].

[movietub]

Read all those on the first thread!

Likely? Yes. Do they explain the other half of his attitude? No.

Net result - Adobe's still under bed along with facebook girls photos.

[Gavin-Design-Right]

Are you good at maths Nick

[movietub]

My mum is a teacher at a school called Struan. It is for people with Autism/].

I was told by my speech therapist (random) that I may be mildly autistic when I was very young. My school also agreed and suggested a degree of ADD! It's not easy to diagnose because there is no clear line set as to when certain bahviour stops being a trait and starts becoming an unbalanced part of your life.

I left school to young for the theories to develop but always assumed I am mildly autistic. Apparently most people who could technically be diagnosed have no idea.

My Mum now does yoga classes for autistic students as she got quite involved when concerns over me were raised!

[citizen_erased]

Ok so no one wants them

[Gavin-Design-Right]

another question avoided

[citizen_erased]

gavin, im ok at maths

[BootCamp]

another question avoided

he's spectaular at it.

[mrRed]

I'm still coming to Chelmsford on Saturday if your intersted Nick?


Another question avoided.

[citizen_erased]

I will post the items only

[movietub]

But why Nick? Why can't the buyer just collect/

Just answer the question!

[PaddyPawsPetServices]

right, im back....have they sold? Have we have any answers? are we getting anywhere?

[Gavin-Design-Right]

No claire

Was not going to answer the question just like Nick don't. Did you get pm btw claire

[citizen_erased]

I want to be trusted thats all, if no one is interested then leave it.

[PaddyPawsPetServices]

Yes I did Gavin...sorry been a bit bogged down today with naughty and poorly doggies.

[movietub]

I want to be trusted thats all, if no one is interested then leave it.

But what has collecting and paying cash got to do with trst?

The guy is driving past you anyway! It's just more convenient.

Why does trust matter when you just want to sell them?

[PaddyPawsPetServices]

I want to be trusted thats all, if no one is interested then leave it.

give us one good reason why we should trust you?

tell you what, I dont have photoshop on my PC. I am going to be in Essex next week on a training course. I will meet you somewhere and buy one of them off you. Face to Face, no funny business. Im not paying via cash transfer, nor by google, nor paypal. Cash only

whats the going rate for one Photoshop?

[mrRed]

I've just read back a few pages. Have you had much interest on Amazon or Gumtree Nick?

If they don't sell by saturday, go to Harlow Town Park, leave your Adobes in a bush (location of bush and time will be agreed by us beforehand), i'll have them verified, then i'll leave the money in the same bush, then you collect the money. I get the Adobes, and you get your dosh and everyones happy, especially you, as you will remain ANONYMOUS.

We also get to pretend we are James Bond/drug dealers for the day. sounds fun.

Whadda ya say Nick?

[PaddyPawsPetServices]

I've just read back a few pages. Have you had much interest on Amazon or Gumtree Nick?

If they don't sell by saturday, go to Harlow Town Park, leave your Adobes in a bush (location of bush and time will be agreed by us beforehand), i'll have them verified, then i'll leave the money in the same bush, then you collect the money. I get the Adobes, and you get your dosh and everyones happy, especially you, as you will remain ANONYMOUS.

Whadda ya say Nick?

hey you...I want one!

[BootCamp]

is dreamweaver in this package?

[stugster]

is dreamweaver in this package?

No, it's just Paint Shop Pro

[PaddyPawsPetServices]

come on Nick....do I get one or not

[citizen_erased]

It doesnt come with dreamweaver, Hmm Im sort of looking to sell them all in one go really, Thanks anyway

[mrRed]

hey you...I want one!

I'll sell one to you after I buy them from Nick, But only if payment is made via Google Checkout. :D:D:D

[movietub]

Nick almost certainly can't drive so you may have to substitute the 'bush' with the 'bus shelter'.

Or just drop the cash off at the local job centre and tell them its for the Adobes Nick is selling next time he pops in to sign on ;)

[PaddyPawsPetServices]

It doesnt come with dreamweaver, Hmm Im sort of looking to sell them all in one go really, Thanks anyway

what difference does it make? you've had them under your bed for how long? and they are losing value every minute

[PaddyPawsPetServices]

I'll sell one to you after I buy them from Nick, But only if payment is made via Google Checkout. :D:D:D

hehehehe...will you accept a cup of tea in lieu of payment ( il post it to you! )

[citizen_erased]

If you lot would of stopped making jokes, I could of sold them by now..

[stugster]

If you lot would of stopped making jokes, I could of sold them by now..

Not to us you couldn't. We're not fannys. (or should that be ies?)

[movietub]

hehehehe...will you accept a cup of tea in lieu of payment ( il post it to you! )

I hear Pirate Bay do copies for literally no money. Not sure if its legal but I would advise you not to bother checking ;)

Or is that a really bad thing to suggest? :)

[mrRed]

Nick almost certainly can't drive so you may have to substitute the 'bush' with the 'bus shelter'.

Or just drop the cash off at the local job centre and tell them its for the Adobes Nick is selling next time he pops in to sign on ;)

I seem to remember Nick owning a bicycle, he can ride like a penguin to Harlow Town Park! :D

[PaddyPawsPetServices]

no, he rode like a Panda!

[PaddyPawsPetServices]

Nick I have made you a serious offer.

you have had offers from how many people on here?

[mrRed]

If you lot would of stopped making jokes, I could of sold them by now..

Nick, i'm not joking when I say i'll be near your neck of the woods on Saturday, so you can sell them!

Any interest on Amazon or Gumtree?

[PaddyPawsPetServices]

I hear Pirate Bay do copies for literally no money. Not sure if its legal but I would advise you not to bother checking ;)

Or is that a really bad thing to suggest? :)

hehehehehe

[mrRed]

no, he rode like a Panda!

Oh yeah, sorry, my mistake! :redface:

[movietub]

Nick you still aint answered my question!!!

Why do you care more about trust than just selling the software!?!??

[movietub]

http://blog.lib.umn.edu/harse003/architecture/Panda%20What.jpg


So many questions so few answers. If people would just stop making jokes I could sell my Adobe's for Google Checkout money :(