It's Brand new guys

[jackchafer]

Here's were I charm you lol, I'm not being insulting, but people on this forum are no Alan Sugar and don't own millions, anyway that's not the point I have just created a brand new advertising site based on SEO, basically what I do is create you a special page that hopefully, you'll be going up in the world on Google. Lol
It's cheap as its has to be with the recession.
Anyway the sites virtualworld.viebo.co.uk
hope to be hearing from you soon

[Moneyman]

Hmm not the greatest advert for a site. is this just a very expensive pixel based site? We have had thousands of those over the years they seem to have died out but never £120 per year and never so late and never without a decent url and never so late...i have seen at least three based on cities. is this an old one or a new one?

[jackchafer]

This is a Brand new site, that i Have created and i will be sticking around a long time, and what you mean 120 a year its 40 a year

[NCA]

Its a pity. I wanted to buy Anchorage in Alaska but apparently that isnt part of USA according to your badly cut and pasted google map.

[jackchafer]

NCA i have added a little section for Alska, just for you lol hope you like

[Moneyman]

I just dont see what you get for the money. there were hundreds of these sites 3 years ago based on cities, countries, animals, train maps, etc etc. What is it that will bring anyone to the site? It is not exactly a memorable name.
what does it look like when someone buys one?

[Winston]

Strange England only has 7 City's

Not sure I see the benefit of this site, apart from it does not look very professional, I see no benefit to buying a city.

[jackchafer]

Right Mr Money Man,
Its meant really for those companies, who are struggerling and can't fin there feet on Google, or are even second page on google and need help to get to the top, because I'm a SEO expert and SEO is very complicated, so basically you buy a city and you get your own page talking about the company and then you get the keywords, that I do research on and have a look at things that i'm not gonna tell you what cause thats part of the secreat, bit like this http://www.virtualworld.viebo.co.uk/silverfrost.html
and i no it has no Keywords in, its just a example
and people dont really come to my site they go to that page

[Winston]

Right Mr Money Man,
Its meant really for those companies, who are struggerling and can't fin there feet on Google, or are even second page on google and need help to get to the top, because I'm a SEO expert and SEO is very complicated, so basically you buy a city and you get your own page talking about the company and then you get the keywords, that I do research on and have a look at things that i'm not gonna tell you what cause thats part of the secreat, bit like this http://www.virtualworld.viebo.co.uk/silverfrost.html
and i no it has no Keywords in, its just a example
and people dont really come to my site they go to that page


Now I see what the idea of the site is :)

[Eagle]

I'm a SEO expert and SEO is very complicated
Evidently, so is grammar and spelling.

[Dawg]

Right Mr Money Man,
Its meant really for those companies, who are struggerling and can't fin there feet on Google, or are even second page on google and need help to get to the top, because I'm a SEO expert and SEO is very complicated, so basically you buy a city and you get your own page talking about the company and then you get the keywords, that I do research on and have a look at things that i'm not gonna tell you what cause thats part of the secreat, bit like this http://www.virtualworld.viebo.co.uk/silverfrost.html
and i no it has no Keywords in, its just a example
and people dont really come to my site they go to that page

From another thread (http://www.ukbusinessforums.co.uk/forums/showthread.php?t=101965&page=2) today:
My CUMPANY CUN HELP u OUT on that AS we is the wolrds bestest SEOers ever. PM me und I’ll spammU 4ever.

Ho Hum.

[chalkie99]

Strange England only has 7 City's

Not sure I see the benefit of this site, apart from it does not look very professional, I see no benefit to buying a city.


Mustn't grumble - it's still seven more than Wales :p

[cmcp]

A++ Good Thread Would Read Again.

[jackchafer]

that quote about cun help you out, who wrote that, bloody hell, a 5 year old can write better, and Im glad you get what my site is about now lol, all i need is buyers lol

[cmcp]

There's a whole lotta lol in here.

[jackchafer]

What? come on guys get purchasing

[cmcp]

I'm actually interested in SEO at the moment but I think it's quite complicated.

If I went with your service what would I be getting?

[chalkie99]

bloody hell, a 5 year old can write better

Priceless!

Pot

Kettle

Black

:):):)

[chalkie99]

I'm actually interested in SEO at the moment but I think it's quite complicated.

If I went with your service what would I be getting?

Free Lol's

[jackchafer]

Right what would you get, I think I might make a about us Page after this lol, You basically get 4 periods of time you can purchase 3Month 6 Month 9 Month 12 Month
After you have purchased a city, I will look at your site see whats its all about, and I make you a page, with Keywords i think will climb the ladder on Google, and I will be doing research in your main competitors and people who are at the top of page 1, You can add what you want to add in the page, or if you don't you can just let me do all the writing.

[cmcp]

Hi Jack

So I purchase a 3 month spot on London, you place my Laser Eye Surgery clinic on the new page, you do the work for it climbing the ladder...

What next? What sorts of results will I see?

[jackchafer]

I wouldn't purchase for three Months, because one big things about SEO, for all websites, it will always take about 4-6 Months to get anyware, ask people about it, its not me trying to make more money, its just basic SEO lol, 3 Months may do it , I would say if your not sure about my site do it for 6 months.
What happens?
Well hopefully, you will get a tone more visitors, and they may buy your services they may not, thats just up to them, Your results will go up i no that for sure

[cmcp]

Sounds good so far.

Do you have any case studies or examples of your SEO expertise? Obviously, I don't want to go into this blind.

[jackchafer]

Wow I hate that question lol! I don't have anything to show for my expertise, because this is my first website, and I have been studying for a about 1 year on SEO, because I was going to make the site earlier until I got told it's not going to work unless I studied SEO in detail and that what I did, and even now you learn new things because no one can ever no 100% about SEO

[Eagle]

How can U expec people to trust you doing SEO for them if U can't spel proply? Seriously.

[cmcp]

Come on Jack, I have a big budget here for SEO but I need to know you have experience.

It's not all over yet - I'm curiously impressed you managed to learn SEO in detail offline. How did you manage this?

And one last question - the URL "virtualworld.viebo.co.uk", what's the story behind that? Do you own Viebo?

[shaunb]

If you have just advised someone not to be 3 months because basically it is useless. Then why do you sell 3 months? If it is pointless, startyour pricing at 6 months.

To be honest i can not see this holding any weight with Google, and improving ranking. What is the difference between this and the thousands upon thousands of other paid directories? Apart from the fact that other more popular ones might actually help rankings?

By the way, the site is pretty badly designed as well, IMO.

Shaun

[ryanjohnfrancis]

Absolute pure comedy .......

[That Guy]

Sorry think the design of your site is poor. How will that help anyone advertising on it?

[jackchafer]

No mate I don't own Viebo, My best Mate does and he said instead of you paying for a host etc, why not use myn for free, and I said OK then, and i said I would give him free advertising, and the way i learnt SEO in detail was through several websites and I did an Online Course

[Winston]

Not convinced this would help me, that is why I am out

[jackchafer]

Right this is driving me barmy, People don't come onto my site they go on one of the links, the site is just for people who wish to advertise, It must be some good because I got Silverfrost On board and there well-known to computer programmers

[scudulike]

So I would be buying advertising space on a site that people don't come on to? Bargain

[cmcp]

Sorry Jack I'm not convinced either. I need to know more about your experience before parting with my cash.

If you don't mind me saying I'd guess that you're pretty young, and not with a wealth of expertise about the internet.

BUT I do admire your passion. Every so often there are a lot of forum youngsters on here passing off cheap websites on subdomains offering the world for nothing. We're talking about youngsters that are sitting in dreaming of running their own show, putting time into projects like this instead of out up to no good.

I'd say stick at it, you've got a whole lot to learn. The facts and ways of business are a lot easier to learn than possessing the passion to do it in the first place.

[jackchafer]

Right Skull whatever your name is, First of All Sarcasm is the worst form of Wit, and its to help your website climb google,

[jackchafer]

Your not advertising for Space, that was just something for fun, or what ever you want to call it

[shaunb]

I have just looked on the silverfrost page, and to be honest, it is utter rubbish.

The english is terrible:

The owner has created two pieces of very good but if not knowing what you are doing complicated complicated pieces of software.

What?

I think my girlfriend who hasnt a clue about computers could take a 5 minute look at thier real site and come up with a better description. Did you give them this page for free, or have they not seen the page, because i dont think they would be too impressed to be honest!

Plus, the only link back to thier site, which is what would help thier rankings improve as your pages content certainly wont, is a picture link. I am sure a text link with quality keywords would be a lot better than this!

Anyone can read a few articles and blog posts about SEO, it does not make you an expert unfortunatley.

Shaun

[chalkie99]

And the first city listed for Europe (http://www.virtualworld.viebo.co.uk/soldandbuying.html):

Edinburgh - England :rolleyes:

P.S.

Anyone noticed a similarity with a big thread a month or so ago?

(Nothing to do with SEO)

Might be my vivid imagination though.

[scudulike]

And the first city listed for Europe (http://www.virtualworld.viebo.co.uk/soldandbuying.html):

Edinburgh - England :rolleyes:

Braveheart will be turning in his grave

[wevet]

Right Mr Money Man,
Its meant really for those companies, who are struggerling and can't fin there feet on Google, or are even second page on google and need help to get to the top, because I'm a SEO expert and SEO is very complicated, so basically you buy a city and you get your own page talking about the company and then you get the keywords, that I do research on and have a look at things that i'm not gonna tell you what cause thats part of the secreat, bit like this http://www.virtualworld.viebo.co.uk/silverfrost.html
and i no it has no Keywords in, its just a example
and people dont really come to my site they go to that page

Not a spelling expert though!

[jackchafer]

I am a SEO direcor of top leading branch, and the silverfrost one its isn't even up yet, So no ****ing one can tell me that I don't no my SEO, i get 100k a year for **** sake, doing what I do.

[jackchafer]

And i care no more about me spelling, not on this forum

[silvermusic]

Can I just state the obvious, it's rubbish. Go back to the drawing board and start again if you're serious. Otherwise stop wasting people's time.

[shaunb]

I am a SEO direcor of top leading branch, and the silverfrost one its isn't even up yet, So no ****ing one can tell me that I don't no my SEO, i get 100k a year for **** sake, doing what I do.

Calm down pal! lol

To be honest, someone who is an SEO director, earning £100k a year would have the sense to get his own domain, and not borrow his mates, and to have a web designer create even a half decent page!

Why do you want to set up a site that would struggle to pay you minimum wage even if you got quite a few people in, when you say your earning so much money.

To be honest you dont sound that old, i know i cant say much, im only 20, but stop been so immature, were giving you critisism which you should be using to improve your site.

Shaun

[Eagle]

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y102/pbr/useradminmod.gif

[extremedistro]

I wont lie to you..... that site / concept sucks.....

[garyk]

You keep saying 'no' when it should be 'know'.

Did they teach you basic HTML on this SEO course? Just wondered because your T's & C's are actually a screenshot of notepad with the text in it, this has to be a wind-up surely!?!?!?

[Eagle]

Fourteen I reckon.

[Tej]

And the first city listed for Europe (http://www.virtualworld.viebo.co.uk/soldandbuying.html):

Edinburgh - England :rolleyes:

P.S.

Anyone noticed a similarity with a big thread a month or so ago?

(Nothing to do with SEO)

Might be my vivid imagination though.

Lol.. catering trailers come to mind:)

[chalkie99]

Lol.. catering trailers come to mind:)

And Tej wins todays star prize! :D:D:D

Will have to think of something. :)

[ImproveSearchListings]

I'm confused. Is this actually a real thread or am I sleeping? I swear this is one of the most surreal threads I've had the pleasure to read.

I earn a million pounds as a part-time fisherman, so you can't tell me what the **** I can and can't tell you about.

[Tej]

Oh Please don't. Could not handle a kebab out of one of them:)).. you no:)

[chalkie99]

Oh Please don't. Could not handle a kebab out of one of them:)).. you no:)

Lol, Lol, Lol ;)

[Moneyman]

Has anyone noticed how everyone in the SEO trade describes themselves as an
"SEO expert."

Doctors are just doctors
The logo boys such as eagle are just branding consultants.
Accountants are just accountants.
Rich bods with cash to punt like me are just Whatevers
years of plying our trades and getting qualifications.

but SEO guys are all "experts"
WHY?

[An Oasis]

I am a SEO direcor of top leading branch, and the silverfrost one its isn't even up yet, So no ****ing one can tell me that I don't no my SEO, i get 100k a year for **** sake, doing what I do.

Brilliant, simply brilliant! Made my day, definitely one to print out and stick on the wall. One day, when his mum says he's old enough he can go into politics.

[davidshaw89]

You keep saying 'no' when it should be 'know'.

Did they teach you basic HTML on this SEO course? Just wondered because your T's & C's are actually a screenshot of notepad with the text in it, this has to be a wind-up surely!?!?!?

Come on, give him a break!

The terms and conditions aren't actually just a screen shot. The background is an image of notepad, but the text is actually on the page, not in the image. Next time, get the facts before you jump in with both feet!

There is a serious problem on this forum (particularly on a Friday afternoon) where a group of established forum members pounce on a new member with all sorts of insults about their business model/ web site.

Fair enough, he does make some contradicting statements, might not seem to have the best grammar or spelling, but it doesn't justify this sort of behaviour.

[Esk247]

Come on, give him a break!

The terms and conditions aren't actually just a screen shot. The background is an image of notepad, but the text is actually on the page, not in the image. Next time, get the facts before you jump in with both feet!

There is a serious problem on this forum (particularly on a Friday afternoon) where a group of established forum members pounce on a new member with all sorts of insults about their business model/ web site.

Fair enough, he does make some contradicting statements, might not seem to have the best grammar or spelling, but it doesn't justify this sort of behaviour.

how about when he's charging £40...or £120..or whatever it is to be on his website though?? should he not be set on fire for this as he cannot possibly be an SEO 'EXPERT' 'GURU' 'GOD' 'PRINCE' or whatever if his grammar is at the level of a job seeking moose.

i'm all for someone who wants to start a business! but professing to be an SEO King is blatantly false and therefore i would put it under the category of 'Cowboys'.

[An Oasis]

Fair enough, he does make some contradicting statements, might not seem to have the best grammar or spelling, but it doesn't justify this sort of behaviour.

No offence David but he's not serious, he plunged in at the deep end and then found out he can't swim...

[Dawg]

David,
whilst I agree there can be a grouping up tendency I don't see it happening without due cause here.
The OP comes on with a really crappy offer, backed by a severely challenged website. He gets criticised, quite harshly and quite rightly so, for they are appalling. Instead of taking his lumps he resorts to making incredible and incredibly stupid statements, despite a few gentle hints that he might not want to do so.
This means he has become sport. It's his choice as much as anyone else's choice, and altho' the sport might be sad, small minded and snide, it can also be amusing: like it or not, if someone comes along and takes the piss out of your intelligence and experience, giving the toad a cyber clip around the ear offers a modicum of satisfaction.
If, if, he has any sense he will now retire to consider what has been said and act upon it. One good thing about this forum is that if someone, usually a stroppy kid, puts his hands up after an episode like this, offers of help do come in from the same group that are ragging him now.
And he won't do better than that out in the 'real' world if he behaves there like he has here.

[davidshaw89]

David,
whilst I agree there can be a grouping up tendency I don't see it happening without due cause here.
The OP comes on with a really crappy offer, backed by a severely challenged website. He gets criticised, quite harshly and quite rightly so, for they are appalling. Instead of taking his lumps he resorts to making incredible and incredibly stupid statements, despite a few gentle hints that he might not want to do so.
This means he has become sport. It's his choice as much as anyone else's choice, and altho' the sport might be sad, small minded and snide, it can also be amusing: like it or not, if someone comes along and takes the piss out of your intelligence and experience, giving the toad a cyber clip around the ear offers a modicum of satisfaction.
If, if, he has any sense he will now retire to consider what has been said and act upon it. One good thing about this forum is that if someone, usually a stroppy kid, puts his hands up after an episode like this, offers of help do come in from the same group that are ragging him now.
And he won't do better than that out in the 'real' world if he behaves there like he has here.

I agree that the offer is certainly not the best. I, for one, know my money isn't on the table. However there is no need for everyone to rip his offer to shreds - even if his prices were inflated above their actual value, or that he claims things that are clearly not true.

If you don't feed the trolls, then they will go away. If you continue to critique their every post, then they are sure to come back with an even-more blindingly untrue statement. So why does everyone continue feeding them?

[Moneyman]

Yes. you are all rotten. There was i trying to be nice while pointing out that this "buy yourself a country" idea has been around for decades and you all come in and wreck it. However the edinborough bit is very bad news and as a scot (got tickets to the calcutta cup next week!) I feel it is my sworn duty to find every petty grievence there is so we can continue to have duff films made about us and keep our hands out for the social.

[JustOneUK]

Its a pity. I wanted to buy Anchorage in Alaska but apparently that isnt part of USA according to your badly cut and pasted google map.
Anchorage Alaska (http://www.towndeeds.com/anchorage-alaska.php) you say? I can do that for you... $10 for 5 years :D

Here's an example (http://www.towndeeds.co.uk/telford-shropshire.php) of what you can do with your page.

[JustOneUK]

I am a SEO direcor of top leading branch, and the silverfrost one its isn't even up yet, So no ****ing one can tell me that I don't no my SEO, i get 100k a year for **** sake, doing what I do.
I have to agree with the other replies.... that's a CLASSIC!! :D

[Moneyman]

Michelle Shocked has a lot to answer for.
a one and a one and a one two three "when i grow up i want to be an old woman....
also a classic.
dont sniff the tar shales

[seasonsonline]

Brilliant thread this one but sssshhhh,- Looks like he's gone. What a shame as I was really wanting to "no" what he could offer our site for its SEO future.

Surely some very bored person has decided to entertain themselves by creating this thread!!?- To the person who did this, well done and you have helped set me up for a great weekend.

[sirearl]

, because I'm a SEO expert and SEO is very complicated, so basically you buy a city and you get your own page talking about the company and then you get the keywords, that I do research on and have a look at things that i'm not gonna tell you what cause thats part of the secreat, bit like this http://www.virtualworld.viebo.co.uk/silverfrost.html
and i no it has no Keywords in, its just a example
and people dont really come to my site they go to that page

As an SEO expert can you put a title in and maybe a few meta tags.

and 40 pence a year seems a bit high to me.:)

P.S as an SEO expert WTF are you doing P1ssing about with this.?

Earl

[Natscha]

Strange England only has 7 City's

Not sure I see the benefit of this site, apart from it does not look very professional, I see no benefit to buying a city.

I agree.
It is maybe a really new one so it needs a lot of work yet.
Just my thought. :redface: